"Cake. Mmmmm. I want one more piece. Just One. More. Fucking. Piece."
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Jump. You can jump with goats. Boy does he jump high. They jump really high."
[I'm fumbling around with the recorder on the bedside table] "Too many sratchy sounds, scratchy sounds. Yes, YOU know."
"I am awe-some. Deal with it fucker!"
__________
Karen's note: We had such a great time on This Morning this morning. I hope seeing and hearing waking-Adam didn't ruin the mystery for anyone!
20100118
Jan 17 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
..I am awe-some.Deal with it fucker....
ReplyDeleteThats classic...Keep em coming...
Hahaha, great!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.itv.com/lifestyle/thismorning/more/sleep-talkingman/
Sadly, I can't find a video :(
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete@Lia,
ReplyDeleteThose Pictures of T-Shirts are made with a Computer Script... They aren't real Photos...
You should concider researching a bit more before accusing anyone of lying.
@Lia:
ReplyDeleteProducts on demand. They've been available on the interwebs for quite some time, now. All it takes is a few minutes in Photoshop, a few uploads, a couple mouseclicks, and you have a product. You don't have to make it first. They're manufactured as they're ordered.
Welcome to 1998.
Glad you caught up with the rest of us.
@Lia
ReplyDeleteWell its already been explained above how the site with the t-shirt pics was created in 2 days. I would say that even someone with limited knowledge of these things would be able to guess at that.
All that remains to be asked now is "WTF is an "Inter-net site"?"
I doubt they are lying as my fiance says some weird crap too and I talk backwards in my sleep! Yes backwards!! It sounds like a record being played in reverse! Either way I get a good laugh! So even if they are lying I really don't care! He comes up with some of the funniest stuff i've ever heard! Keep it comin!
ReplyDeletei dont understand why ppl think this is bullshit, dont think anyone wud be able to make up these sentences, and all the amazing stuf comin out of adams mouth. and if it was just bullshit, if theyre makin it up, i think that as well wud be very very impressive.
ReplyDeleteand who even cares,its the funniest stuff ever.
by the way, can u give us a link to the show u were at? wud be great to see it.
thanx for this wonderful blog,
xx from hungary
Why do some people find it so hard to believe?
ReplyDeleteI believe it because i know that people who talk in their sleep usually say weird stuff like this!
hahaha, you should watch out that your commenters don't get funnier than the content! (the t-shirt-liar rant and Marx's reply)
ReplyDeletegreat stuff. hoping for audio soon!
I just found the blog after coincidentaly my friend told me about it last night and then there you were on This Morning!
ReplyDeleteI have laughed and laughed all day at this and have sent it to all my friends.
Absolute genius!
That last utterance of his is definite t-shirt material!
ReplyDeleteYou know what is REALLY awesome? Really really awesome, actually. That so many of your followers totally have your back when haters like @Lia bash you.
Picturing Adam telling your little dog to "back the fuck off" had me giggling out loud.
@Lia
ReplyDeleteYou really think the t-shirts on here are pictures of actual shirts that have already been made with the quotes on them? Are you kidding? Those are obviously computer generated images, just like those that are on every other site that sells t-shirts in existence. If those shirts look real to you, then you definitely need to visit an eye doctor and have your vision checked out.
And if you think it takes a lot of time to create an online t-shirt shop, then you obviously have never heard of cafepress.com or the heaps of others like it that help people create and sell products online.
It's really irresponsible and ignorant of you to call someone a liar without having facts to back up your argument.
well here's the link to the This Morning interview: http://itv.com/lifestyle/thismorning/more/sleep-talkingman/
ReplyDeleteI can't get the video to work. Any help?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletei just can't tell you how funny i find this. i actually cried with laughter reading all your posts. i put a few of them as my facebook status and obviously everyone thinks i've gone mad haha i heard that dreams are supposed to be your mind processing what you've done in the day...what the hell do you do during the day haha x
ReplyDeleteIt was so lovely to see you both on This Morning. It's nice to put faces to your names.
ReplyDeleteTo the Anonymous poster that did the office poll, why do you not have the guts to post that comment under your own name? Posting derisive comments while keeping your anonymity is cowardly.
Really great guys, I can't even think of that stuff while I'm awake. If laughing worked as medication, you'd have a cure for cancer right here, congrats
ReplyDeleteSleep talking rocks. I've been doing it for years, and have gotten a lot of great ideas that way.
ReplyDeleteNot really feeling this 'it's all marketing ploy' haters nonsense....what's wrong with funny for funny's sake? Keep on chattering, Lennie, that's what I say...
ReplyDeleteHi. 1st, this is incredibly amusing. I occasionally talk in my sleep but it's almost never as coherent as Adam's stuff. My roomie has told me I've talked about equations and math junk though. 2nd, you mentioned in your FAQ that you think this is pretty healthy for Adam and I'd like to confirm that. Sleep talking (and all dreaming for that matter) occurs only in your deepest state of sleep, which is the most beneficial to you. So good for Adam!
ReplyDeleteLennie? I play cards with a guy called Lennie. In North London. errrrrr you related?
ReplyDeleteI believe Adam was called 'Lennie' at school. His brother does play cards in North London, so could very well be related!
ReplyDeleteKaren
Top class as usual. You inspired me to include a few of my own utterings on my blog - well, you know what they say about imitation.
ReplyDeletewoohoo - haven't laughed so much in years. Sigh of A Ninja bag on its way to me already. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteno video love for people outside the UK?
ReplyDeleteThanks reporting last nights bon mots, Karen. Sadly we couldn't watch the video as we are not in the UK. I hope to find some viral video in the future.
ReplyDeleteI must thank you for sharing Adam's random sleep talk because ive just had one of the worst days ever. I stumbled upon this blog when i saw it featured in the papers and i became instantaniously obsessed with reading it ever since. These random sleep ramblings have completely changed my mood for the better!
ReplyDeleteI now have a smile on my face and cannot wait for the next hallarious installment!!
Thank you Adam for your bizzare but totally hillarious ramblings!
I couldnt care less if this blog was totally made up because its genius. And if people are going to complain about t-shirts then the simplest thing to do would be to not buy one?!
xx
a friend of mine turned me on to STM yesterday - seriously, best stuff ever. i was cracking up to myself. some of those quotes are priceless! today's panda quote was especially divine!
ReplyDeleteAnd here we have the downside of publicity. Just try to remember what Tallulah Bankhead supposedly said about publicity: It doesn't matter what they say, darling, as long as they're talking.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing ever
Found the youtube video of the first 3 minutes of the interview.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAAOaoswXw
Adam is on top form! I'm sat here laughing like a fool! Love it!
ReplyDeleteRe: the above Anon comment. Anyone who uses the C word that much obviously isn't spending their nights sleep-talking next to a beautiful woman. ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha I absolutely love this. I was reading this at work and it was hard to not make it obvious I was laughing so much :P x
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the best things I have read in years, very funny, Adam comes out with more one liners than in an episode of the simpsons.
ReplyDeleteNice interview on this morning, as somone else stated it's great to put a face to a name.
As to those people who say it's fake, well you can't please all of the people all of the time, so that was bound to happen by allowing comments on the blog but I think it's a great idea to allow comments, it really adds to the site as a whole.
I really don't see how someone could make stuff up as great as this, I still sleep talk and used to sleep walk and I'm 39 years old and I know from my wife I come out with really weird stuff, it's just not as funny as Adam's.
Anywho, I just wanted to add a note to say thanks for the Blog, it makes a lot of people very happy and that's all Adam and Karen should concern themselves with.
Thanks and sweet dreams Adam, now if only we could record those images that would be something ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAAOaoswXw
ReplyDeletelink to youtube for you,
This blog jumped the shark a while ago. The only visitors now are those who belive in fairies, goblins and that sleep talking men speak in coherent witty sentences that fit nicely onto t-shirts!
ReplyDeleteIn Argentina this page had a big succes, my co-worker just send your link... and I can´t stop laughing at all...
ReplyDeleteBut why don´t u just wake up him and have sex?
First time here...i like it. And if you think they are fakes or out for $$$$ dont buy the damn shirt. Great and funny. I will be adding you to my site, with a warning beside. lol...Thanks i had a great laugh.
ReplyDeleteLOL ah the critics. These are the people who have never witnessed someone sleep talking, walking, or any other night time activities!
ReplyDeleteI believe Adam really says all this stuff, because even if you don't talk in your sleep, you can have odd dreams! I know I do. My husband sleep talks too, though not as much as Adam.
Another thing, why would posting audio make it more believable, couldn't he be awake and babble into a recorder? Geesh. Common sense.
If you don't like it, don't read it. Go visit somewhere else! Simple.
i'm hurt! pandas are awesome
ReplyDeleteI think its fake and I don't like it, but despite what folk say, I'm still going to comment on it. Why? Well, because this is called the "comments" section, not the "only post if you like it" section!!
ReplyDeleteanyone can make this up,and it aint even THAT funny....hmmm, im tired.....zzzzzz..of course sharks cant swim in cider,they get too drunk..zzzz...cant believe its made the papers or tv, BLEAK
ReplyDeleteLOL, hey that post was brilliant. Sharks drunk in Cider, LOL. I'm in tears with laughter, so are my colleagues. Priceless. I must get it on a t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteSee what I mean? Anyone can make this up, and she does. People are so gullible. This shit isn't that funny anyway. Its only because she pretends its all sleep talk that gets interest.
Karen FANTASTIC.....my boyfriend & I read your piece in 'The Sun' this afternoon while sittin in a cafe in the middle of Belfast....needless to say the looks we were getting while howling with laughter were many...
ReplyDeleteWe came home & have spent the last 45minutes reading through your bolg...I have laughed so hard I think a little wee came out!!!
Fake or not THANK YOU for putting the laughter back x x x
Hi,
ReplyDeleteLOVE this site. but i'm in the USA, and can't view the video. Any chance of getting it (or audio) on here for us on the left side of the pond?
ducks Love bubbles,its CAKE theyre afraid of!
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate to the cake cravings. That made me laugh out loud at work today and brightened my day...considerably. Thanks so much!
ReplyDeleteNoushkie x
a tiger? i thought it was a candy cane. i licked its stripes clean off!
ReplyDeleteI don't really care if it's real or not, because it's hilarious either way.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I have no reason not to believe it. As a sleep-talker myself, I count myself lucky that my boyfriend hasn't decided to post any of my ramblings online. Apparently, I'm really mean when I talk in my sleep. (We call that "Naomi," my other personality, and it would seem that she doesn't like my boyfriend AT ALL.)
Wow I just watched on youtube because I'm in the states and it was awesome seeing you all live talking about the sleep talkin' man. I wake up everyday and check this site. It it hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteomg,lol,rofl,lmao,pmsl,osf,nfaa,ysfs,gafl
ReplyDeleteI loved the appearance on 'This Morning'. You seem like such a lovely, happy couple. This blog always makes my day :-)
ReplyDeleteFound my way here after seeing you guys on This Morning. Fabby little blog! Definately what i needed to read on the years most 'depressing day'. Good job guys!
ReplyDeleteIt never crossed my mind that this could be made up. I've been known to sleeptalk and said some really crazy stuff (although not nearly as funny as this)! I think it's really sad that people can't believe it's true. They probably have miserable cynical lives where they go around commenting on blogs that they don't even find 'THAT funny'.
ReplyDeletePersonally I don't think it's fake.
ReplyDeleteBut even if it is, it's the funniest thing I've read in years and long may it live on!
If you don't think it's 'that funny' and can make up your own witty one liners so easily, then eff off and do so on your own blog!! True or not it's a laugh. Some people need to have a little word with themselves...
ReplyDeleteI check this blog all the time because it's always good for a laugh! "I am awe-some. Deal with it, fucker!" Brilliant!
ReplyDelete"Cake. Mmmmm. I want one more piece. Just One. More. Fucking. Piece."
ReplyDeleteThe man has taste as well as being hilarious!
"I am awe-some. Deal with it, fucker!"
found a small article about the blog from a newspaper in ESTONIA. Going global fast :D:D Made up or not - really funny.
ReplyDeleteI once woke up in the middle of the nigt at the sound of someone opening and closeing drawers very loud. it was my little cousin - about 6-7 years old at the time. after a couple of rounds of pounding i told him to stop - then he replied (almost crying): "I can´t..." and went back to sleep
people do a lot more than just talk in their sleep :) and this plog is going strait into bookmarks.
thanks ;)
Maybe he is not dreaming visually about the words that he is saying. Maybe the language part of his brain is off doing its own thing while he sleeps. Alot of it so disconnected in such a short time span... I wonder.
ReplyDeleteGo to sleep Adam, please.
ReplyDeleteThank you for saring with us all. And Thank YoU! for putting the kittens (too many whiskers) on a shirt. I knew I had to ave that one.
ReplyDeleteI know from watching my own dreams that they're weird. I'm just as happy there's no audio! But I wish I knew what Adam was seeing. (Or do I? :-)
Please make some more up for tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteHere's one:
"I'm not dancing with you, you're like a spider...you've got too many legs, and no rhythm".
Brilliant eh? Now can I get on "This Morning"?
Brilliant, I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my cheeks. I shat my pants, vomited blood and punched my children. Jesus Fucking Christ this is soooo funny. Random phrases made up and supposed to be from a man who is asleep. Fucking brilliant. I also believe in Bigfoot and the Tooth Fairy.
ReplyDeleteTears of laughter etc..etc.
Not too surprising that 99 percent of the critics are "anonymous"...
ReplyDeleteThankfully 99 percent of the comments are happy believers!
I know who will live longer!!
Whoever this "Anonymous" person is, I didn't find a single one of your comments to be even slightly funny. If they are making it up (which I doubt), they're much better than you are. Leave your name next time.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Karen, thanks so much for allowing comments! It makes the blog even more enjoyable!
ReplyDeleteClassic - Thank you so much for making me laugh. Im typing with a grin on my face!
ReplyDeletelol. those were awesome! my wife might kick me out of bed...
ReplyDeleteI consider a blog my home online...if someone's being rude I think it's perfectly fine to show them the door.
ReplyDeleteJust found this site and it made me laugh non stop!! Can't wait to read more!! This is deliciously awesome!!
ReplyDeletethere are at least 3 more potential shirts in last night's comments alone!
ReplyDeletefun to see you in the tv clip!!
Feel the need to state that this Anonymous is not the same a the others. It's just the default setting on my computer and our proxy (security) settings at work won't let me subscribe to place my on name. For the blog, I'll call myself SAgirl?
ReplyDeleteAnyway... Your blogs have reached South Africa!
I have made this blog one of my home page tags. It's the first thing I read when I sit down at my desk in the mornings. LOVE IT! Thanks so much for letting me start the day with a chuckle.
"I am awe-some! Deal with it fucker!" ha ha... totally gonna be using that one!
This man is everything Dali pretended to be. OMG, to be able to tap into this kind of thing at will. Is he this witty when he's awake? I'm amazed at how much his subconscious is focused on food! And at being, well, unrestrained, shall we say. Love this stuff!
ReplyDeleteAs I said before who cares if it's real? I think it is but if you don't leave and don't come back to the site! What do they have to do to prove it to you ppl? Video tape a full nights sleep of him doing this and post it? Sheesh! I doubt anyone could fake it for 8 or 9 hours! Then would u haters believe? I'm already convinced so i don't need that!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THISSSSS !!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a believer! Purely because my girlfriend talks in her sleep and I am now considering getting a voice activated recorder. Two of the best ones that I can remember where
ReplyDelete"Muppet" randomly screamed at me and
"Awwww your all pirates"
There are more but im buggered if I can remember them at the minute!
exactly, no one could fake it for that long,and thats why they havent recorded it, cos its made up. why is there no audio? not even one clip?
ReplyDeleteAudio wouldn't prove anything though. Everyone keeps posting examples of sleeptalkers they know, and yet not a single one is anywhere close to the type of quotes we see on the blog.
ReplyDeleteIts not true, and like everyone else I wish it was, but wishing and deceiving yourself won't make any difference. Its just not true folks. Sorry.
Just a couple of observations: 1/ why do all the haters sign as anonymous? 2/ Thinking about some of my more bizarre dreams, I find Adam's ramblings entirely plausible, and having lived with a younger brother who talks in his sleep, his own nightly banter was at times just as coherent, random and comical. 3/ If it is made up (which I don't believe), it's still extremely funny. I make a point of checking the blog every day, 'cos it just cheers me up. My own favourite? It's gotta be "I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants".
ReplyDeleteThank you, its so good to have a laugh.
ReplyDeletethis is funny shit. I also talk in my sleep, but not as interesting
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does cynic sound just like a STI. Rather fitting if you ask me! please feed him cheese before he goes to bed next :)
ReplyDelete"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Dont stop."
ReplyDeleteHaha!
Sounds like something I would see on a tee-shirt!
I would totally buy a t-shirt of the cowboy/panda one! LOL!
ReplyDeleteBad panda! Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteJust saw Linda on YouTube. Wow! Adam is one lucky panda.
ReplyDeleteWonder..... did Adam ever watch 'South Park'? (I've heard that "Bad Panda!" catchphrase before.....)
ReplyDeleteAnd as for the coherence (or lack thereof) in sleep talking: I remember a dream I had last autumn, where I quoted a line from a play I was involved with - and quoted it accurately, too......
It definitely didn't spoil anything. I think it's awesome that you are doing this. It's so funny...I just found this site, and I can tell you I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Think of yourself as providing a service to all: providing hummor in our days! Blessings to you, and thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI'm awesome! Deal with it Fucker!
ReplyDeleteI agree about the pandas. Coddled nancy boys. They need some tough love for sure.
If the "I want to be a cowboy, panda" full comment was on a Tshirt I would buy it I laughed until i cried at that one :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome
Hеllо, i believe that i saw you visiteԁ mу weblog so і got hеre to retuгn the
ReplyDeleteprеfer?.I'm trying to to find issues to improve my web site!I assume its ok to use some of your ideas!!
my homepage - hkr.se
Also see my website: Low Stakes Offer