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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 20 2010

"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

"Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."

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Karen's note: Yeah, I know, "Badgertastic" will have to go on a t-shirt. And no, I cannot explain the recurrence of badgers in Adams sleep-talk. Adam claims he has only seen a badger once in his life,, although we watch LOADS of nature shows.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:56

142 comments:

  1. Brilliant! This page is the first thing I look at in the morning now. Perfect Facebook names to confuse my friends with.
    Keep living the dream! Gems x

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  2. 'Badgertastic' - priceless!!!!

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  3. A badgertastic animation will follow. I suspect that watching it for 30 minutes might turn one insane: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/

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  5. I want the cat one on a t-shirt I think. I have to watch my cat all the time...shifty bastard.

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  7. Karen, for a badger, you are definitely Badgertastic!

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  8. mash-up mash-up! I wanna see the map of the readers of the site! How cooool would that be?

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  9. Us Brits are obsessed with badgers, I myself used to be one. They are elusive woodland creatures, they tend to be quite vicious if cornered. I need "Badgertastic", amongst many others of Adam's ramblings on T-shirts. Once again, Adam is quite simply my hero. =)x

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  10. Loved you on This Morning, by the way. =)

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  12. For all of the lovely attention that your obviously quite disturbed husband is getting, I feel it's time for a little bit of attention for the lovely wifey lady.. To describe her as hot would be the worlds second largest understatement (after the one about Liverpool's season being shite). She is gorgeous! Hubba hubba :)

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  13. I prefer Hedgehogs just because its a cool word but I love Badgertastic now too.

    Kick ass on the Today Show.

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  14. First it was kittens with their whiskers and now cats with their eyes :] Fantastic Adam!

    Karen are you tired all the time from having your sleep interupted so much?

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  16. My day couldn't get anymore badgertastic!!

    Does Adam have any aspirations to become a Dr Doolittle type as he seems to dream about animals a lot!!

    Adam please don't ever stop sleeptalking xx

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  17. My other half is gonna love ""Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."


    @Katherine
    I always thought cats were evil little bastards!

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  18. I can tell you all that we are both somewhat animal obsessed, although I am even more than Adam. That's why we're spending our honeymoon volunteering at an elephant orphanage next month.

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  19. haha made my day :)

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  20. finally someone has said the exact thing i always think about cats!!!

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  21. Amazing! Cats... I do not believe them too!

    Probably I will place some of these citations in my blog with humorous sayings.

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  22. Love love love today's sayings!... badgertastic is definitely one of my favorites! I sincerely hope that after all the hub bub dies down and ya'll get back to a normal life that you keep this going. Thank you for my morning chuckles!

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  23. Karen, just passed an award on to you. Visit NR II http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/ to pick it up.
    AV

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  24. Even as a cat lover I can attest that Sleep Talkin' Man speaks the truth.

    Badgertastic - rock on!

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  25. HAHA! Badgertastic. That's fantastic.

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  26. Arse. Was considering starting a blog of my boyfriend sleep talking but you got there first. ;)

    Does Adam know Peter the covers-stealing fairy who used to steal clothes too???

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  27. I know where to go when I've had a bad day now! Thank you for the endless giggles, I'm pretty sure they could light up anyone's world!

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  28. Kar,

    Absolutely brillant!

    You MUST video him.

    XOXO
    Your 2nd Brother

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  29. We have loads of badgers in Wyoming. They're pretty hip animals, honestly. I'll buy a Badgertastic T.

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  30. just too good! It reminds me of how my silly brothers talk when they are awake. When I have the money I am sooo gonna buy some tshirts.

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  31. BADGERTASTIC.
    Oh my. I'm going to have to start saying that.

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  32. I predict a "Badgertastic!" T-shirt sensation in Wisconsin--it's the state animal and the University's mascot!

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  33. oh my, this was the funniest page I read in a long time. Good luck 2 you!
    To bad that we in Sweden not can see those clips.
    (and I know, my english really sucks)

    :)

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  34. I agree, "badgertastic" is now my new reply when people ask me how I am. I can't wait for it to come out on a Tshirt!

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  35. I just told my wife to program the dvr for friday. Have a Badgertastic day!!!

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  36. @Karen S-L: Remember to use the elephant trunks for elephant things only.

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  37. I am SOOOO glad i stumbled upon this blog by accident. I been crying with laughter ever since. Really cheers me up :)

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  38. I vow to use "Badgertastic" at least once today. In a staff meeting.

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  39. Just found your site and love it! My hubby has woken me up a few times talking, but nothing like this!

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  40. Badgertastic needs to go on a t-shirt for the University of Wisconsin.

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  41. OMG I`ve never laughed as much as I do when I read these!They have also gave me some great status messages for my facebook,All my friends have been howling with laughter too.I just love the randomness of what hes says!X

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  42. hahahaha awesome!!! I found this blog a few days ago and I can't stop laughing!!!

    Adam Rocks!!! he is so hilarious!!! hahaha

    And yes! "Badgertastic" must go on a t-shirt xD

    Thanks for sharing this!

    Regards from Chile =D, Amigdalita

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  43. hehehe

    I read all the previous posts a couple of days ago when I found the blog, and couldn't stop laughing. The phrases occasionally pop into my head during the day and really make me smile :D

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  44. Fantastic!! Thanks for making my day!! x z

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  45. Adam for Prime Minister!! (of Canada)

    Badgertastic!

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  46. Your blog got a mention on the Steve Wright show on BBC Radio One. He's got 12 million listeners at least!

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  47. I need to own the badger shirt! Haha! That is my favorite quote so far! :)

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  48. This stuff is too good to be fake. Awesome site.

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  49. as a University of Wisconsin-Madison alum (home of the Badgers!) I love the fact that our favorite mascot keeps appearing in Adam's dreams. Badgertastic, indeed!

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  50. Badgertastic is my status update for the day on Facebook!

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  51. Well, you now have another follower!! You know you've made it when someone in Kentucky finds you!!! Keep up the good sleep!!!

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  52. Thank you so much, I read your blog often and it is so funny. I happened onto your blog first by accident. I also have a blog and one day I pushed a wrong button and yours came up. I must say it had to be fate because I am still reading it. Please, visit my blog, swfbaddate.blogspot.com
    Very funny, about my dating experiences.

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  53. Love it, once again!
    @Katherine - Fantastic summation of cats - "shifty bastards" indeed!

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  54. This has cheered me up no end. Read about you both in the Sun newspaper yesterday, took the paper in, to show the girls I work with. One passed this site on to me earlier this evening. I can honestly say I haven't laughed so much in a long while. I love the pirate and if you haven't got a beard one. Also the noodles and dumplings. Infact they are all hilarious. You MUST keep this blog going and long may Adam keep talking in his sleep!

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  55. Thank you sooo much!!! After reading the Badgertastic comment (one of the best)... I laughed so hard I cried, a lot, and spewed my tea all over the laptop ... thanks for making my afternoon!

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  56. Hahahaha!

    I'll have to use that in everyday life ;)

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  57. This is the funniest blog I've ever read! I thought my boyfriend says some weird things in his sleep "why is there a bicycle in the microwave?" being one of them. But he pales in comparisson to your hubby!

    Badgertastic?? Classic! :D

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  58. It's a shame you're trying to cash in on all the attention via the sale of t-shirts but even so, it's a very funny blog.

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  59. Jesus H...so good.

    And good on you for selling shirts and gear too.

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  60. I know its now been proven to be fake, but the quotes still make me laugh.

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  61. Another University of Wisconsin-Madison alum here, predicting record sales of a tee-shirt that unleashes Badger hell on the ass of an unknown opponent. Sell it in red and white. It might be the first Badger-themed mechandise I actually shell out for!

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  62. I just found this blog yesterday and read the whole thing. I haven't laughed that hard in a looong time! It's awesome!

    "Badgertastic" Hahaha xD

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  63. Sleep-Adam is quite self-absorbed. I think it is pretty funny.

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  64. hahaha seems to be recurring negative experience with the felines as well.

    Btw, love the blog, just got introduced to it a few weeks ago and now read almost every day (at the office, and we all know that's a mistake).

    Have a badgertastic day!

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  65. HILARIOUS!!! From a fellow sleep talker. My husband still makes fun of me from the first time I spent the night with him. I blurted out that I wanted a Ham sandwich and something about Elvis.

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  66. Oh my goodness do I love reading this. Too too funny. Our world does not have enough that makes us laugh. Thanks for sharing this bit of your lives. I have extremely vivid dreams, in color, with drawn out storylines, but only seldom talk in my sleep. Please keep it coming!!

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  67. I am crying from laughing so hard, this is the best thing I've read in a while. Thank you for sharing this with the world!

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  68. I just found this site through Blogs of Note. This is such a great idea, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair! My husband talks in his sleep sometimes, too, but I'm too tired to write it down at the time.

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  69. This is great

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  70. First time to your blog, so funny!!! I love your site!

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  71. GET ON AUSTRALIAN TV! :D

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  72. You guys are amazing! I saw you on This Morning, and you were fab. The ramblings make my day, and I will try and use the word "badgertastic" in a sentence at least once a week for the rest of my life.

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  76. He's a Wisconsin fan! Go Badgers!

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  77. All I have to do now to make my husband crack up is instead of saying "Good morning" or whatever when I wake up, I just say "Badgertastic." Gets him every time.

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  78. My friends and I are from Wisconsin. I just sent an email to see if they all wanted to get the "My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. BADGERTASTIC" shirts for the hockey showdown in Minnesota next weekend. It may start a phenomenon. Fingers crossed.

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  79. I live in Madison, WI -- home of the UW Badgers. Go Bucky!

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  80. Dude, half of what you say is pure gold!!! You make SUCH witty comments, and in your sleep! You've gotta be some sort of genius :D "I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination." So much wit in your talking. Absolutely love it.

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  81. Brock University Badgers!! That quote MUST go on a T-Shirt! Sean - Class of '96

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  82. I agree with a bunch of the other posts-Make a t-shirt out of the Badgertastic saying in Cardinal and White and market it in Wisconsin. You will be amazed at how fast it will sell!

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  83. An English friend of mine once explained to me that badgers are inherently funny to the English. It could be as simple as that.

    http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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  84. Badgertastic! Ha! Snail fiddling? And also, "Can you hold my starfish?" Excellent! Bloody excellent! I feel so much better after these awesome posts.

    Paula http://www.thriftymommastips.blogspot.com/

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  85. That Badgertastic quote is one of the funniest things I have read in my life. period. I am now officially hooked

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  86. I love this! Adam's sleep talking has my whole office laughing every morning

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  87. Seriously, you really should trademark Badgertastic before somebody steals it and makes a fortune on it!

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  88. I think 'Badgertastik' should be on a bumper sticker. Thanks for making me laugh out loud every day!

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  89. "Badgertastik" lovin it!!!! and we are PSU alum...tell him to watch Big Cat Diary! Thank God he doesn't have a facination with wolverines.

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  90. Melanie Spicegurl23 January 2010 00:56

    Just Ordered my Courier bag ... Can't wait for delivery ... "F*@k off and let me bask in the glory of being me " AWE-SOME !

    Also LOVE
    "Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."

    Thanks for tha laffs !

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  91. it's all fake and you people are all dupes

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  92. i highly doubt this is fake. as i myself have a sometimes boysterous husband while he is asleep. the best was when he was dreaming about being at a meeting and i asked him about the little green men... the next day i asked him about his dream and well he ended up selling something to the little green men. too funny. love your blog, keep it up as there are some real gems in here.

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  93. Gonna be wearing this on a T-shirt for sure...

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  94. Please put the cat quote on a t-shirt. I have got to order one for my husband who had 6 cats when we got married. We're down to four.

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  95. Bullshit? Without a doubt. Do I care? Not so much. Funny as hell, keep 'em comin'!

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  96. I hate to be picky, but I noticed "badger" was spelled incorrectly in your post, which wouldn't be a big deal, but I saw it is also spelled incorrectly on the t-shirt. You might want to correct that...but also being from Wisconsin, I love the phrase Badgertastic!

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  97. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

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  98. Anonymous, you beat me to it lol. I was just about to post that same video!
    Here's the actual website...
    http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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  99. IT'S TOTALLY FAKE OR AT THE VERY LEAST EXAGGERATED. I ALSO TALK IN MY SLEEP AND HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT 90% OF THE TIME IT IS EITHER UNINTELLIGIBLE OR JUST NOT THAT INTERESTING. COME ON PEOPLE. DREAMS ARE RANDOM AND CAN'T BE CONTROLLED. THERE IS NO WAY EVERYHTING THIS GUY SAYS WOULD BE SO "OFFBEAT" AND FUNNY. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SUCKERS.

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  100. There needs to be "No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much." merch :)

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  101. Badger me, I've been saying badgertastic, badgeriffic etc. for years.

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  102. Maybe hes a fan of the University of Wisconsin Badgers?

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  103. "Badgertastic!" is certainly one of the better exclamations I've come across in a while........ though it would be more amusing to see the full quote on the shirt.

    And as for the overwrought heckler above: it's not OUR fault your dreams are dull...... and, by the way, did you know you can actually turn OFF the caps lock key?

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  104. Badgertastic is definitely the funniest thing I've seen this afternoon. Love all the stuff!

    As for those who feel this is faked and not true, I have come across many people who can sing, hold perfect conversations and are very understandable while they are sleeping.

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  105. maybe he is implying he has done some bad things in front of the cats....maybe fiddling the snails

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  106. To the shouty ANONYMOUS; My partner talks in his sleep all the time (as I commented on above) and I had many audio files of it before my phone was stolen. Infact, I was just told that Spudnick was an arse (at 5.54am). And it usually is random... spaghetti for breakfast, flying beds, stolen ice creams. Real life comes into it aswell but my partner has a big tendency to revert back to childhood.

    I have many, MANY witnesses. You muppet. Just because you're mumbles are unintelligible doesn't mean every sleep talkers are. Furthermore, my partner has also spent time in a sleep clinic. where they have registered his his levels of brain activity.

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  107. There they are: http://i.imgur.com/BQofF.jpg

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  108. Make sure you get a "badgertastic" shirt in red. the university of wisconsin will eat that shit up. you can make some serious money. please, please do it.

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  109. I'm secretly wishing that you still have the badgertastic audio, because every night I'm dreaming of having my phone go Badgertastic! everytime someone calls me lol!

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  112. Love this site! I sleep talk as well... Almost every night... And I have recurrent dreams about pickling penguins... Im just happy Im not the only one with recurrent dreams about wierd animals!

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