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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 23 2010, afternoon

Lucky us! Adam just fell asleep on the sofa....


"Pleased to meet you? Huh, gotta be a fucking joke."

"I like the balloons. I want one. If I don't get one, I'm gonna squeeze one out right here, right now.... I warned you!"

"I want to dance in the rain but without the getting wet bit. Rain! Rain...."

79 comments:

  1. Wow, you really have to grasp something to record anytime :D

    Good job, Adam and Karen. And thanks! Very cute interviews BTW.

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  2. Charlotte 'Coxy' Cox23 January 2010 17:51

    these are brilliant! i have shown all my friends. it took me and hour to read all of it because i was actually crying with laughter, so much that i couldnt see the screen!!
    keep it coming!!
    - Coxy

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  3. This gives my daily laugh,thank you both very much

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  4. What a great thing to be sharing! I just watched the Today Show piece - excellent. I love that you aren't "trying to convince" anyone - (the world could sure use more of that!) And that you're putting this out there. Thanks! Love how much you both enjoy it, too. Keep the laughs and "insights" coming!

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  5. Big fan of the AUDIO section, I might break the 'Badger Tickling' one as it cracks me up everytime and can't stop playing it!?!?

    Brilliant!

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  6. i thought my boyfriend was sleeptalking funny but this is beyond belief its so original and entertaining
    keep us posted guys

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  7. Adam is feeling really embarrassed now, like it seems that he sleeps all the time! He wants you all to know that he really is just very tired this weekend.

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  8. "Butt cheeks, Ahoy" is my favorite audio recording. The way he just announces it out into the quiet room. I laugh every damn time I listen to it.

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  9. Admit it! You mixed in some sleeping pills! ;)

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  10. could you get the rolley polley one for audio

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  11. Saw you guys on the Today Show the other down and am now a blog follower and a twitter fan! I've been giggling for hours!!!

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  12. Thank you so much for sharing this with everyone. I first ran across a news story and the blog when I was at work, and ended up with tears streaming down my face as I tried to hold back the laughter so not to disturb my co workers!

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  13. Thank you for sharing this with us all and making my day that much better! My mum found the video of you guys and showed me and I just roared-Now, I can't wait to get up in the morning to see what Adam has said :)
    I hope you don't mind if I share this with people on my blog(it's too good NOT to be shared! Lol)

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  14. Excellent. I had a friend in the army who'd talk in his sleep nearly every night, but usually it was just miscellanneous words thrown together without making any sense.

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  15. Hey guys :)I AM BACK!
    I think Adam needed a break LOL

    I hope you had fun with the interview!

    I also hope you enjoyed the food and it kept you going for a couple of days :)

    Hope to see you soon x your neighbour x EL

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  16. This is one of my new homepages. I am simply delighted to start my day with a dose of ridiculous-ness :) This and peopleofwalmart.com :)

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  17. I am SO glad I found your blog - and for the record I don't at all think it's faked - I first did something in the same vein in high school - was working on a paper and fell asleep at my desk. When I awoke I saw that I had written, as the last sentence on the page,"the wrestler's fanbelt . . . " where the scrawlly line trailed off the page. The mind can do really strange things while we sleep!
    Thank you so much for sharing!

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  18. I love the pleased to meet you huh, gotta be a fucking joke statement. Maybe he was dreaming about the shows you been on lol. Keep up the awesome work, definately will check everyday

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  19. Squeezed out a balloon...is your couch still clean?!

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  20. thanks ..
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    http://imagesdrolez.blogspot.com/

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  21. Lol! The new audio is fantastic! Can't decide if Butt Cheeks Ahoy or Badger Tickling is my favorite.
    My sleeptalker asked me in a panic last night if my arm was getting pulled off, and then he felt my thigh and said there wasn't any plastic there, but that he thought he could get to the jump station... Not quite sure what he was dreaming about....

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  22. Adam and Karen! World news tonight talked about you guys! :) This is great!! ROFL! I used to talk in my sleep but I don't do it anymore. At least I don't think so. :) Hey Adam! I want a balloon! ROFL!

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  23. Hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing, these are so funny to read! I love that you both appreciate the humor in it:-) Adam, you have a comedian alter ego!!

    I am bookmarking this for my morning giggle:-)

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  24. HAHA that "I'm gonna squeeze one out right here" line sent me over the edge! I always tell people I'm going to poop on their pillow when they make me upset...but that's even better!

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  25. Out-freakin'-standing! And we thought our son was the king of one liners. Thank you...we needed the laughter!

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  26. Thanks to NZTV I am now a follower of Altar Adam...and like a disciple spreading the word throughout ENZED...Next... Sunday services.

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  27. These are fantastic! I've been sharing w/ family and friends since yesterday :P These all make me giggle every time I read them, and the badger tickling and pirate audio are my absolute favorites! MY boat, MY rules! ;)

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  28. I LOVE every single night Adam sleeps!!! I talk in my sleep but everyone says it's not comprehensible but only a few times I've been very clear.
    I have laughed so hard and love that this brightens my every day now!! THanKu ThANkU THANKU!!!! Karen ur my sunshine when I am down to have recorded and posted this blog for me!!!

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  29. I don't believe this blog for a second. I've never heard of anyone sleep talking clearly and coherently all the time. It's usually much shorter outbursts, often random words, and always badly slurred.

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  30. I absolutely love the things that Adam says in his sleep. I first discovered STM yesterday on Yahoo. Since then I can not get enough. My family and I have selected our favorite sayings and repeat them from time to time to kill the silence. You guys are so much fun!

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  31. The audio is so great! Thanks for this blog, it really brightens my day, haha.

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  32. My favorite aunt introduced me to this site yesterday. Love it! Laugh till ya snort entertainment!

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  33. Thank goodness he needed a little nap! Is it a bad thing that I'm disappointed someone slept like a log??? Although I'm happy now, I don't think I want one of his balloons!

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  34. Christy from Kansas23 January 2010 23:22

    My brother showed me your news link and I've been laughing ALL day!! I haven't laughed this hard in forever! THANK YOU for the giggles! "Butt cheeks AHOY!"... ROFL!!!

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  35. Hey, I'd love to have t-shirts of the dance in the rain. I teaach tap dancing and my class is doing a dance with rubber boots and umbrellas...
    I'd buy 5 for sure!

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  36. You two are more than famous now... your infamous!
    http://www.aolhealth.com/condition-center/sleep-disorders/somniloquy-sleep-talkin-man?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolhealth.com%2Fcondition-center%2Fsleep-disorders%2Fsomniloquy-sleep-talkin-man

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  37. you guys need to make a calendar with illustrations and these ramblings!!!

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  38. What crazy stuff! Makes me wonder what is going on in my head.

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  39. Got a good one from my hubby the other evening... "I'm sorry you'r cold, but somethings being dropped... and I have YET to see a wizard drop anything"
    We're still laughing at that one! :)

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  40. My husband once said " I'm gay, I'm gay. I'm gay for pus*y" If you were to see him he definitely does not appear to be anything other than straight.

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  41. I am so glad to see this. My husband has rambled random things in his sleep since we have been married. In the beginning of our marriage I would respond and question him. Now I figured out how to get him to stop. I just start calling him names and things that would make him angry or hurt his feelings. This makes him immediately stop talking. In the morning he remember none of it. I have even held a senseless conversation with him as he wlaked to the bathroom, peed and went back to bed. In the a.m. he remembered none of it. I am so glad to know I am not the only one out there.

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  42. Is there audio for this one? What a fun site!

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  43. OMG I love those audio files!

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  44. I just read through all the blogs and about peed my pants from laughing so hard I was crying. Thank you so much for sharing all his outbursts. I totally added your blog page as a favorite.

    Thank you so much for sharing!

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  45. adam- you are so hilarious! karen- you are a genious for thinking of writing all this stuff down. thanks to you both for sharing this hilariousity with us!! :)

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  46. Thank you Adam for being such a good sport to share the laughter with all of us....My husband has Narcolepsy and Cataplexy so he sleeps ALL the time, he says funny stuff occasionally, like maybe once a year, mostly he just mumbles and then gets mad if I ask him to repeat what he said. The best thing he ever said, was "my wagon is much better than your wagon, that's right, I said it. Mine IS BETTER!"
    Just curious, do you take any medications that could be causing this?
    Take care and keep the funny coming!
    Aimee

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  47. You murmured, "Adam is feeling really embarrassed now, like it seems that he sleeps all the time! He wants you all to know that he really is just very tired this weekend."

    Adam, I hope you really don't mind our sharing a wee corner of your subconscious!

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  48. Adam,
    You are such a good sport. My husband would never allow me to post if it were him. Life is short and tragic. You guys are helping to make it a little more enjoyable

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  49. I used to talk in my sleep quite a bit. I apparently had some reaaalllllly bazaar conversations with my sister. :-D Only I'd feel like a moron in the morning when I woke up and she told me about it. SO glad that Adam is such a good sport! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

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  50. Plaese give the man a balloon before something BAD happens:) That is halrius!

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  51. this is funny stuff. i have definitely helped your blog go viral lol

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  52. Laughed until I cried!!! :)

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  53. PLEASE make t-shirts in children's sizes. My 6-year-old daughter LOVES anythying with ducks, so naturally she loves the ducks on the swings quote.

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  54. Heh, my brother talks in his sleep, too. Of course, I rarely got a chance to actually hear it unless he fell asleep in the living room, but his wife has told me a few of them. Apparently, one time, he shot his arm up as if holding something and said really loudly, "I have the power!! Isn't that cool?" That one, he will never live down.

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  55. I am laughing so hard the police may show up. The cats left the room a while back. This is my new favourite thing! Thanks for sharing!

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  56. Oh please please PLEASE post more audio! It's absolutely hysterical. Everyone I've passed this site on to says they laugh until they almost pee, or they snort laughing so hard.

    I've posted a bunch of his comments as my Facebook status updates (complete with link to blog) and people LOVE it!

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  57. I love this! I just found my new daily humor. I do envy that you get to hear him in person. I can only imagine laughing at midnight for this! Thank you so much for sharing! with all the bad news on TV and stuff this is an awesome way to laugh and feel better. :)

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  58. Why are you people "enjoying" this? I hope this stuff is fake because if it's real then the things this guy is saying necessarily makes him a "disturbed person." My best advice for the wife is to stop recording him and run away.

    Some of the stuff is harmless sleep-talk, but a lot of it indicates a certain narcissism that disturbs sensibility. Don't say you weren't told that you all will express utter surprise when this guy goes bananas. It also takes a "special person" to air this stuff on the web instead of privately asking your husband how come his dreams seem to be ungoverned by a quality of character that any "normal" person would display.

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  59. I am laughing so freaking hard right now I have tears pouring out of my eyes. This is the funniest stuff I have read/heard in a long time!!

    Ronni

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  60. I am sorry if my saying "anytime" made Adam uncomfortable. I didn't mean Adam was sleeping all the time, of course. I just agreed with Karen how lucky we were. And thanks to Karen for recording it down anytime it happens. :)

    Cheers,
    Robert

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  61. These are so funny wanna put them on my blog just don't know how to convert them in to Persian, these are bloody British dreams not Iranian!

    Have a nice dream!

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  62. I would love to be able to download the audio clips! It would mean wonderful ringtones to distract people with!

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  63. thank you all for your wonderful wonderful comments.
    it really thrills us to know how much joy and hilarity we bring to people.

    we are now looking onto extending merchandise due to popular demand, and yes children's sized t-shirts and ringtones are currently being explored.

    thank you for your support it's BADGERTASTIC!

    adam

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  64. Anonymous at 21:24 has clearly never slept with my husband... (let's hope not, anyway) because like Adam, my husband speaks complete, clear thoughts and phrases, opens his eyes, walks around the room, pulls covers off the bed, and interacts when I respond to him-- usually with a bizarre answer, but it's an answer!
    And if I wake him up in the middle of all this he is confused and very annoyed. He remembers none of it in the morning. I had to tape him one night to prve to him I wasn't making it up.

    Sorry Anonymous, just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Go ask a doctor about it.

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  65. ahahahha my parents showed me this and i have sent it to all my friends!! made my day!! i totally believe this is real 100% oh AND "sleep eating" is hilarious too!!!

    More than a million Americans suffer from this strange affliction, and most of them are women.

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  66. my other half started dozing off once and announced "i love you like the front bleeper of my van". still remind him of it now and again!

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  67. I am in hysterics. I have read the posts over and over again with the same amount of hysterical laughter. I am going to order some t-shirts soon. Thank you for this!

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  68. I feel this flow of information needs to be channeled to take full advantage of the sleeping man's wisdom.. do you think you could try and persuade him to sleeptalk about the mysterious mind of men in further detail? Would be very helpful for my mission. Lois

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  69. My girlfriend said in her sleep last night, 'baby, why don't we make up a blog so we can get on the telly with Phillip Schofield' She is so funny! Lol!!!

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  70. I don't have a cell / mobile.

    I would go buy one if I knew it would say 'BADGERTASTIC!!!!'. Me being me, I would forget to turn it off in church....

    Yes, children's T shirts please! - I have shared 'selected snippets' with my children (we in America are quite prudish, aren't we?) and they also adore the duck on the swing.

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  71. "Pleased to meet you? Huh, gotta be a fucking joke."

    I so have to remember that one

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  72. Your blog is terrific and unbelievable

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  73. i love the balloons comment. :)

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  74. this is OUT of control funny. i just posted it on my facebook status so that my 2,000+ friends can enjoy & im sure every last one of them will! how could they not?!

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