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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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New, simpler version of the t-shirts added!

Sorry, guys, but Adam had one of his quiet nights. To be honest, I desperately needed it, after all the craziness of the last few days. But I still woke up a little disappointed.

The poll on the blog told us that you guys were exactly evenly divided between people who like the current t-shirt designs, and those that would prefer just the quote on the front and the logo on the back. So, we added another version for each quote. We'll also be adding more quotes over the next days, so keep an eye out, and feel free to make requests!

Go to our t-shirt shop

70 comments:

  1. Just checked out your design changes and they are really nice. I'll go ahead and order one of the shirts for my wife.

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  2. LOVE the new designs! just bought a t-shirt, yey! (my favourite: I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat.")

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  3. When are you going to sell audio clips? I would pay for that!

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  4. The T-shirts may just be something you need to experiment with before you settle on final designs? Trial an error.

    Maybe Sleeping Adam got stage fright with all his newspaper exposure (read the article in the Sun today) I'm sure he'll be back to his random self very soon....

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  5. I'm ordering the "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat." T-shirt! That quote alone is pure genius!

    Best wishes and continued success to you!

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  6. http://www.urbandictionary.com has an interesting method of creating custom products--you can get any of the products offered with any definition, but it is still "designed" (with their logo and whatnot). (Go to any definition and click the "store" link in the main navigation to see what I mean.) The system is set up with http://www.zazzle.com . Maybe you could use something like this in the future?

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  7. PS: If that comment came off sounding a little spammy, sorry! I am not an employee of Zazzle, but came across it the other day and thought of this site.

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  8. Just had to post a comment tellin you how much u have made me laugh!!!! Your husband is fab!!! How much fun you must have listening to him!!! Biggest laugh ive had in ages xxx Louise

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  9. I didn't have the best day today but this has to be the best way to break someones bad mood, the upmost best thing on the internet..... just brilliant

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  10. The new designs are very nice! thank you for listening to and working with your potential customers!

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  11. Congrats to you both for making the national dailies!

    www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6383170/woman-keeps-blog-of-husbands-funniest-comments.html

    Loving the duck shirt.

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  12. How do you not laugh out loud at your husband as he says or does this stuff????

    I talk in my sleep and my B.F. tells me of the wacky things I say or do and he laughs about it. I guess last night I was talking about the "Baby's are disappearing and I must catch them" As he laughs out loud watching me grab "babies" and I turn to him laughing, totally asleep and say "Look Big Bad Wolf, I understand you want the Babies for yourself, but my cat Turd will protect them."

    Yeah I have a cat, we named Turd. But I still have no clue what I was dreaming about.

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  13. I like the simpler design much better AND thank you for adding the rest of the quotes into the design! I'm holding out for a few more to be posted before choosing :)

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  14. Hi! I just wanted to let you know that the other night I was reading your log out loud to my kids (so I could sensor it to age appropriateness)We were laughing so hard, we must have partially woken up my husband who also is a avid sleep talker. I heard incoherent yelling coming from down the hallway, so i went down to hear what he was saying. He was laughing hysterically, in definite sleep. I asked him what was so funny, he said "look at that costco lookin bitch, thinks she's all that" I have no idea what costco lookin means, but it sure was funny!

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  15. This furry animal is so HARD to draw in exact form. Can I trace the head and modify his body?
    Can you draw well?

    I only know how to draw people's faces, such as eyes, noses, lips, hair etc. But animal it's different.

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  16. Nguu Lang BB, if you are like AP, then it would be awesome. But there is something REALLY wrong with this pic.

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  17. Are you writing a book about how to open a t-shirt shop? You like to write about everything don't u?

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  18. Love the new shirts :)

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  19. This blog just filtered through my office. All day people have been bursting into spontaneous fits of uncontrollable laughter - which of course makes everyone look at posts and start laughing again too! It's been a difficult day, but because of this blog I'm still incredibly happy!

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  20. i think your husband is great my younger sister talks sometimes and one night she sat up looked right at me said "I'm a Cabbage" and laid back down and rolled over. when i asked her the next morning she had no idea what i was talking about

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  21. Hope Adam does some funny talking tonight!
    But I agree with comment above, he might be getting stage fright lol.

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  22. I believe this is fake! Y don´t u post the recordings of this alleged sleeptalking??? I´m a sleeptalker myself and I believe that this nonsense Adam is supposed to be saying through his nights is bollocks. Prove me wrong!

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  23. Glad you got uninterrupted sleep last night. Don't know how you do it constantly being woken up to ramblings! You must have the patience of a saint!

    Even if it is cathartic for Adam, Karen you could end up suffering from more than interrupted sleep. Take care of yourself.

    Glad you are having success with T-shirt business, and make sure you do get some down time.

    In the immortal sleep talking words of my sister: I'm playing a tune on my tractor!

    Hope

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  24. How wonderful! I just saw you both on the Telegraph article...congradulations! I love your blog.

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  25. I like the original design, but wish I could get the entire duck quote in the box... and the kitten one.

    Q

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  26. Read this wonderful account and laughed till I cried and my glasses steamed up! Thank you so much for sharing :)

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  27. This is INSANITY!!! Make him watch a scary movie before he goes to bed!!! hahaa

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  28. Hilarious.

    One night I had a full conversation with my wife and the whole time she was asleep and to this day does not believe me that we had the conversation...!!!

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  29. Love the t-shirts just as they are but can you do bigger sizes? My husband is a 5XL :(

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  30. Alright, keep being STUBBORN. I will write to the PRESIDENT of the US about you. How u invaded people private's lives. How u performed frauds. How you try to replace a false marriage for a SETTLEMENT. Your crimes, etc. I also show him the FCC note about invading privacy, etc. Plus, will ask him to order a box of frauds from the FTC to read. I will do it w enthusiasm. You will like it. That's ur wish. I do this country a great favor and also write a good book about u. PHANTOM OF THE INTERNET. You are so LOW! I will send him a copy of all the false M PROPOSALS on TV with different girls @ the same time. Wow! What a TRICKER, LIAR, THIEF....

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  31. I will never want to m a ROTTEN person like u, u should know that. NOBODY WILL!

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  32. Is this for real??!!! LOL!!! :) This blog is really amazing!!! :)

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  33. I just stumbled upon this blog with, you guessed it, Stumble Upon. I have to say, I love it. If my husband were a sleep talker, this is the kind of stuff he would come up with!

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  34. Okay, i would estimate you should have around 100b. You share with me 1/4 of it. That is 25b. Or 1/4 of whatever you have, to be honest. If u refuse by Sat, next Mon i'll call the FCC guy and give out your name, so he can ask all the phone companies to check on their phone lines for eavedropping, wire-tapping, etc. I have enough evidences to prosecute you if u don't agree w the settlement. No more tricks.

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  35. Gasp! No simple version of the "Do you like what you see?" quote. That's the one I'm waiting for.

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  36. If u care about ur false marriage proposal wife then u should do whatever she wants, right? Fake h to b...

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  37. Great idea to do the two designs, just a suggestion but grey marl would look good with that yellow design.

    www.openzedoor.blogspot.com

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  38. Most of the comments on craiglist about me are RUDE. You're a PUNKY DOG! Everything about u is FAKE! How horrible u are.

    I decided, if i don't get any SETTLEMENT result from u by this Sat, WWIII will start on Mon. FCC, THE PRESIDENT OF THE US, WHEN I GET THE RESPONSES ILL GO ON TO THE LOCAL POLICE, etc. You are being RUDE and STUPID in every way u could. U USED and BEING RUDE to people. I'll compile everything and send to the US PRESIDENT NEXT WK!

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  39. The ones who don't give a shit about him, he thinks all these. And those who were nice to him, he was and is being extremly rude. Such a moron! Nobody wants a loser like him anyway. He was mean to me, I need to be RUDE and MEAN back to him in anyway I could. Such a stupid loser.

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  40. I was laughing so hard in the office today that several people stopped by to see if I was actually crying because I was upset.

    Back in the day, my college roommate used to talk in her sleep from time to time. We spent a semester in Japan on an exchange program and before we returned to the US, we traveled to Hong Kong and South Korea. One night while in Hong Kong, she started talking in her sleep IN JAPANESE. I answered her in English, and she continued her side of the conversation in Japanese. Very, very surreal and funny as hell when I told her about it the next morning.

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  41. "I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine."

    Totally my favorite quote. Would definitely buy that shirt!!!!

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  42. You've just reached Australia! I laughed so hard I had to excuse myself from the office.

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  43. Can someone explain to me what the logo is? I don't get it.

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  44. I think the logo is a sleeping man. If you tilt your head to the right you may seet it. The rasied section in the middle is the nose, then on the left is the mouth and on the right is the closed (sleeping) eye.

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  45. LOL! Hello from the United States! I think your husband is hilarious, and what a fun, unique way to deal with sleep-talking.

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  46. Im loving: "Skipping to work makes everything better".

    And i prefer the quote without the speach bubble. Good luck with your endeavours.

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  47. thankyou thankyou thankyou
    life is very difficult for most people at the minute and you have just made thousands smile. this is a very difficult thing to do in these hard times. i applaud you both.

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  48. Please make uncensored versions for the adult crowd.

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  49. Ah, if the logo is a sleeping man, then, no offense, but I think you need to get a better logo.

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  50. You might sleep more if you had a voice-activated recorder.

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  51. All time favorite: "Shhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

    Please do make a t-shirt of this one. I'll buy it immediately.

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  52. This is all totally fake by the way ... It's still quite amusing though and I hope you manage to sell loads of T-shirts to all the gullible folk out there ... call it an idiot tax

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  54. FAKE, FAKE, FAKE & FAKE.
    BOGUS AND ALL THE WORLD HAS BOUGHT IT. *ROLLSEYES*
    GOOD JOB ON THE FAKING.

    WHERE ARE THE FILMS?

    NEXT!!

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  55. who cares if it is fake?! it makes you laugh and forget all the real sh*t that is going on! more please!..

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  56. If you think it's fake, you obviously just haven't ever slept with anyone else enough to hear the crazy things people say in their sleep. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find someone with self esteem low enough to sleep with you someday.

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  57. You mentioned in a previous comment that he might be unleashing his true feelings towards someone you guys know that is annoying... if I was any of your friends/acquiantances in real life... I would be thinking "Is that me???"

    Do you keep any of the recordings from previous nights? Or do you listen to it in the mornings, write it down, and then tape over the old recordings? If you keep them, do you ever listen to past recordings?

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  58. what a load of shit....this is definitley a fake....by the way nice t-shirts. if you want some real humour try people of walmart...at least is not a set up like this site.

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  59. Anonymous said...
    Alright, keep being STUBBORN. I will write to the PRESIDENT of the US about you. How u invaded people private's lives. How u performed frauds. How you try to replace a false marriage for a SETTLEMENT. Your crimes, etc. I also show him the FCC note about invading privacy, etc. Plus, will ask him to order a box of frauds from the FTC to read. I will do it w enthusiasm. You will like it. That's ur wish. I do this country a great favor and also write a good book about u. PHANTOM OF THE INTERNET. You are so LOW! I will send him a copy of all the false M PROPOSALS on TV with different girls @ the same time. Wow! What a TRICKER, LIAR, THIEF....

    Theres loads of posts similar to this.....is this someones account of sleeptalking or someone being a fecking psycho?!!?? Lol.
    Great blog. I dont think it's fake, and I dont care even if it IS, its brightened up my friday and made me smile! :o)
    Anyone bitching about it being fake... you need lighten up a bit. Maybe go see a doctor about refilling ur prozac prescription! Lifes too short to spend it annoyed and angry!!
    Thanks a million STM & wife!

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  60. you def' should do the full version of the "leave the duck there"-shirt, which is my favourite, would be even more awesome.

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  61. I really love this. Weather it is fake or not, it still puts a smile on your face. Just knowing that these random quotes came out of sombodys own thoughts.

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  62. Absolutely brilliant ! Tending to believe this is actually true as I know a few folk who are susceptible to similar outbursts. To be fair, these ARE usually alcohol or party prescription induced !! Keep 'em coming!

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  63. First of all it's disturbing what strange comments people make. There's all kinds of strange stuff going on here that doesn't belong here. Second of all, how wonderful that you were able to be so immediately responsive in terms of redesigning the shirts.
    It is obvious people feel very strongly about the quotes as they are. The most optimal thing would be to find a company that could just print one-offs - people are going to feel strongly about so many of the sayings. Some really are iconic though and public comments will let you know which. Thirdly, it's obvious this is real. It's not rocket science - why is it so hard to believe it's real? And it's quite wonderful - the "realness" is simply the pleasure of the phrases. Honestly does it really even matter where they came from? They exist.

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  64. I'm struggling to comprehend why anyone would buy a tee shirt from someone with a 'quote' of something another person allegedly said in their sleep!

    If I told you that I said "The marmots are getting restless again, get them out of the fridge!" would you buy a tee shirt with that on? I can write a couple more too if you don't think one 'quote' is good VFM.

    'Has the world gone mad, or is it me?' Now THAT's a quote!

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  65. Fantastic apart from those knobs complaining about it being fake. If you dont like it - piss off . . .Take that as a quote :-)

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  66. Would love to make some requests for T-shirts.

    "I am awe-some. Deal with it fucker!"

    "I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."

    Thanks so much.

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  67. Aloha from Maui! Love the blog .... hilarious!! Thank you for sharing!! I was looking to buy t-shirt(s) and/or bag(s) for the quotes below. Any chance they will be chosen?

    "The stain, the stain what am I going to do about the fucking stain? Oh, bollocks!"
    "Cake. Mmmmm. I want one more piece. Just One. More. Fucking. Piece."
    "Monkey power! Straight from the jungle."

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    I am so much confused when I see those picture....!!!
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