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Audio Test

Audio test is complete. Thanks everyone, for your feedback. I went with the one that seemed to work for almost everyone.

141 comments:

  1. 1, 2 and 4 work well, 3 plays sound, but the tracking doesn't work. 5 is just a black box for me.

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  2. 1-4 work for me though the bar doesn't actually move on #3. #5 doesn't work at all. I use Firefox 3.5.5 on a CentOS (Linux) machine.

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  3. They all worked for me via the website and via google reader. I'm on a Mac.

    (cracked me up each time, too)

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  4. i can hear number 3 and 5 and I have internet explorer...hope that helps :) You are awesome!

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  5. IE 8. 1 and 2 don't work, 3,4 and 5 work.

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  6. 3,4, and 5 work on ours IE 8.0 and Windows 7 OS

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  7. I have been trying to listen, but the previous links never work for me. I see 5 links and I can hear numbers 3, 4 and 5. I am using Internet Explorer 8 with a Vista operating system.

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  8. Oh, and I was using Chrome on OS X Snow Leopard

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  9. They all worked for me (but the bar didn't move on 3) for the latest Chrome on a Mac.

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  10. They all worked for me. I have a mac as well

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  11. all five work for me. i am using google chrome and my OS is Win XP Pro with SP3

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  12. 3-4-5 worked for me.

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  13. 3, 4, and 5 worked for me. IE 8 and Windows Vista

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  14. I'm using Mozilla Firefox 3.6 on Windows XP SP3 and they all work perfectly except for #5. That one tells me I need an additional plugin to use.

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  15. Not only did all five samples work for me (FireFox, Windows XP), but I was listening to them while some drums & bass music played in the background. It was absolutely perfect. :)

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  16. no 3 & 5 with IE8

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  17. All five worked on Google Chrome with WinXP SP3

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  18. All worked for me here on the website; on my blogfeed, #5 didn't show up or play. (I'm using Chrome on a Vista OS.) I use Google Reader and view it through my iGoogle homepage using their Gadget.

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  19. All of them work for me!
    Safari 4.0.4 on Mac OS X 10.6.2

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  20. 1-4 all played fine for me on Google Reader, using Google Chrome, though the bar didn't track on the 3rd. When I loaded the page itself, 5 also worked, though it played automatically.

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  21. All five worked for me (Windows Vista running latest version of Firefox with loads of add-ons like Adblock & NoScript), although #5 appeared as just a black box. Still played when clicked, though.

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  22. They all work for me in Firefox on a Mac

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  23. I like 1 and 2 myself. 4 works, but either I can't find the volume control, or there is none. 3 played the audio, but the tracking was broken. 5 was a "Video is loading" box. I'm using Firefox 3.6 on Windows XP Pro SP3.

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  24. They work for me! I am also using Firefox on a Mac

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  25. They all work, though #5 shows as a black box.
    I'm using Google Chrome on Windows 7.

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  26. all work, but 3's tracking doesnt work. using the latest Firefox.

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  27. 1-4 work, and 5 is not visible, in Google Reader. 1-4 work, and 5 is partly visible and appears to autoplay, in Google Chrome. Both on Windows 7.

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  28. I'm on firefox, and 1, 2, and 4 work fine. The progress bar doesn't display on 3, and 5 was a black box that displayed a volume shifter when I clicked it.

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  29. 1-4 work fine
    5 - need update

    (using Opera 10.5)

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  30. Using IE6 for Windows XP, I can use 3, 4, and 5; but not 1 or 2.

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  31. I'm using Google Chrome, and I was playing them directly in Google Reader, my RSS-feed reader.

    1 - 4 all worked perfectly. 5 didn't show up at all, and when I clicked through, it prompted me to download the clip.

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  32. 1, 2, & 4 work perfectly. 3 plays the sound, but no tracking. 5 doesn't show up. I view the site through google reader in chrome.

    When I came to the site to post this comment: 5 played automatically when the page loaded, 3 still didn't track correctly, and 1, 2, and 4 continued to work perfectly.

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  33. 3,4 and 5 work for me. I'm on windows IE8

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  34. OSX, Chrome: 1, 2, 4 work perfectly. 3 doesn't move, but plays. 5 shows as a black bar.

    OSX, Firefox & Safari: 1, 2, 4, 5 work perfectly. 3 doesn't move, but plays.

    Chrome is what I usually use.

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  35. I got everything to work just fine. Running Vista, using Firefox with Ghostery, NoScript, and Flashblock security add-ons.

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  36. All 5 worked except on 3 the tracking bar didn't go but that doesn't matter at all. I'm on a Mac w/ 10.4.11 and Firefox 3.5.7.

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  37. 1-4 work for me through my Google RSS reader, and all of them work here at the website on Firefox (via Vista).

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  38. 1-4 work, 5 is a black box but if you click it, it will play

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  39. one through four, not the fifth!
    I'm using mozilla firefox..

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  40. 1-4 worked for me and I'm using the latest firefox browser on Windows 7.

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  41. All of em work great on firefox for mac.

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  42. I've got a Mac running Safari and every one worked just fine.

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  43. All played for me - Firefox 3.5.7, XP SP3, but I KLite codec pack, Classic Media player and VLC player installed.

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  44. 1 and 4 no problem
    2 and 3 sound but display errors
    5 nothing

    Opera 10.10 via RSS feed

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  45. they all worked for me! I'm on a Mac running Safari.

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  46. they all worked for me! Using firefox

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  47. using Firefox. the first 4 played in Google reader, but the 3rd didn't show the tracking bar. The 5th didn't show up.

    using Firefox and on the site, all 5 played, but the third didn't show the tracking bar.

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  48. Google Chrome: all work except for #5. #5 is just a bit of black bar.

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  49. 3, 4 and 5 worked for me -- I'm on IE 8

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  50. using firefox on windows xp, and they all worked, except on #3, the bar didnt move, but it still played.

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  51. Only 3 and 4 worked for me - IE 7. 5 didn't even show up in Google Reader.

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  52. On Firefox 3.5.7 with WinXP, all five worked.

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  53. 3,4,& 5 worked using Internet Explorer & Windows XP

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  54. They all play, but 1-4 work the best. Number 5 stops and starts and doesn't appear in google reader. I use Firefox.

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  55. 1, 2, and 4 played perfectly fine. 3 plays, but doesn't track. 5 just says "Waiting for video" and doesn't do anything when clicked. I like the look of 2 the best.

    Using Firefox 3.5.7 on Windows 7.

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  56. Only no 5, using safari on an iPod touch os 3.0

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  57. Mac here. All 5 worked and the cursor moved. The quality was the same on all 5 as well. hope that helps.

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  58. 1, 2, & 5 worked fine for me, 3 & 4 are completely blank. Firefox 3.6

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  59. All 5 work on Firefox on a Mac

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  60. 1-4 worked but 5 didn't on Firefox, Windows 7. Also, the bar didn't move on 3.

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  61. They all worked for me, I'm on a MacOSX. However, I couldn't understand what he was saying, so I prefer the typed-out method to the audio.

    Thanks!

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  62. I have a Mac and was using Safari and all 5 worked just fine! Love your site!!

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  63. All of them worked. Using safari on a mac.
    3 did not track the audio, but it did play.

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  64. Everything but 5 worked for me in Google Reader on a PC using Firefox.

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  65. Firefox on RSS, via Google Reader: the first 4 worked.

    Firefox at this page directly: all five worked.

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  66. firefox on windows vista home. all work

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  67. All work for me on a Mac / Safari

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  68. 3, 4, and 5 worked for me but 5 was the best. 3 and 4 I had to click on a couple of times before they played, 5 worked perfectly the first time

    I'm using Internet explorer

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  69. All but 5 work for me. 5 is just a black box.

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  70. I'm using the latest Firefox on a Windows 7 machine. 1-4 play fine, but the status bar doesn't move on 3. 5 is a black box, but if I happen to click in just the right spot, it still plays.

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  71. working with IE7 on vista, and 3,4,and 5 work for me fine, was having trouble with the quicktime but i use it with itunes so don't know what the deal was

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  72. All 5 work. Google Chrome, on a Windows 7 os. You might want to know, #5 played automatically for me.

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  73. All work well for me.
    Mac OSX, Safari 4.0.4

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  74. Nicole in Portland, Oregon2 February 2010 at 20:03

    Yep, all work with Safari :)

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  75. they all work for me. and sound the same, except #5 is a little quieter. I use firefox 4.0.4 on a macbook pro.

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  76. All of them worked for me, I'm using Google Chrome on Ubuntu.

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  77. They all work for me but I like the sound on 1 the best. I am using explore and Windows 7.

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  78. 3, 4 & 5 work for me, i'm on windows 7, internet explorer 8. hope that helps :)

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  79. Only #5 worked for me. I am using Internet Explorer.

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  80. 3, 4 and 5 work on an Xp with IE8 machine.
    3 & 4; require a couple of clicks to get going.
    5 ; the volume is slightly reduced

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  81. Hi there! I'm on Firefox 3.5.7 on MAC OS X 10.4.11 and I was able to hear all 5 without a problem.
    The only visual issue for me was #3, the bar did not move but the sound played just fine.
    Thanks for the post - great fun! :)

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  82. They all work equally well for me. I'm using Safari 4.0.4 on a Mac.

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  83. firefox, mac, google reader: all but #5 worked... the quicktime interface did not display. when i came to the site, tho, it appeared.

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  84. All 5 worked for me but I had to click the play button twice for 3 and 4. I'm using Mozilla Firefox 3.5.7. #5 loaded very quickly too. The rest took a few seconds.

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  85. All of them work for me. I am using firefox on windows xp. :)

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  86. 3,4,and 5 worked for me. I am using Windows 7 systems, and Internet Explorer. Thanks for sharing this! It's funny to actually hear it!

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  87. well damn. I can't see 3, 4 or 5. I can see the controls on 1 and 2, but can't make my screenreader interact with them.

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  88. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 all work - 3 doesn't track; FF 3.0.17 on WinXP

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  89. all worked for me 'cept #5. I'm using forefox and windws xp. THough i believe it has more to do with what plugins you have installed than browser.

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  90. Hi! all work for me! Though the last one, was lower in volume.
    Using Firefox on Win XP

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  91. 3, 4 and 5 worked for me. The quality was better on 3 and 4. I'm using Explorer.

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  92. Hiya,this is the first time i have been able to listen,im very happy about that, 3 & 4 worked for me and 4 was the better of the two,thanks again

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  93. All 5 of them worked for me. I used Firefox/Mozilla as my browser.

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  94. Firefox 3.6 on Mac OS X 10.5.8

    #1,2,4 worked perfectly. #3 didn't show a progress bar. #5 showed up on the site, but not in Google Reader.

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  95. 4 and 5 work. Can't even see 3 -- I'm using IE 8

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  96. I'm on Mozilla Firefox 3.5.7., on Mac OSX 10.5, and they all work perfectly well for me. No lag in loading at all.

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  97. I'm using Firefox on Windows XP and they all worked fine for me. :)

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  98. Safari on Mac OS 10.5.8, and all 5 worked well

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  99. I'm using Firefox and all but the last one works.

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  100. I'm on Firefox with Windows 7, all are working great for me!

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  101. 1, 2, 3 and 4 work with Google Chrome, can't see 5 and 1 sounds fuzzy.

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  102. All worked for me, equally well, all bars moved. I'm on a Mac with Safari.

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  103. i cannot see 1 or 2, can see boxes 3, 4 and 5, but ONLY number 5 actually worked for me.

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  104. They all work for me, except 3 the scrubber thing doesn't move. I'm on the latest firefox on a Mac OSX

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  105. 3, 4 and 5 work fine - 5 seemed quickest.

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  106. Firefox on Mac
    1-5 show up and work on the webpage.
    1-4 show up and work via RSS (Google Reader). 5 doesn't show up.

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  107. Firefox och PC and all work just fine!

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  108. I've got Internet Explorer 8 and Windows Vista. Only number 1 worked for me. Do the others require an add-on of some kind? I've got Windows Media Player and Quicktime.

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  109. I use Google Reader. #1-4 worked.

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  110. On IE 7 (DON'T LAUGH), 1-2 are dead and 3-5 work fine. I can get 1 and 2 working only f I view the page source, scoop out the actual URLs for the media files, and plug them directly into the browser.

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  111. Safari whose version and OS I cannot disclose. 5 sounded best, 1 & 2 work fine, 4 is fully functional, and I can hear 3 but it looks like crap.

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  112. im using opera i had no issue with any of them on your blogsite so i decides to test them in google reader and number 5 didnt show
    my personal preference would be 1 or 2

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  113. 1 and 2 = not working
    3-5 = work fine

    I'm in the Western US btw

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  114. 5th didn't work and 3rd didn't show the timeline. Others worked fine. I'm using Mozilla 3.5 on Windows vista.

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  115. Mac OS X 10.6

    2, 3 and 4 work in the google reader gadget on google chrome (4.0.249.49), 1 and 5 do not. 1 is blank space and 5 is a black bar.
    1 also works directly on blogspot in google chrome, but 5 is still just a black bar.
    With FIrefox (3.5.5) and Safari (4.0.4) they all work when viewed directly on the blogspot site.

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  117. For what it's worth:
    #5 is probably going to be your best option as it is "player agnostic" and the others rely on what version of flash a person has installed - has nothing to do with browser much at all.

    My suggestion is to use #5 OR upload your own flash player to maintain consistency. Otherwise, you use one of these external flash players and the URL changes or it goes the way of the dodo - all your links are broken.

    Uploading your own it is always there and you can update it (and not all your links!)

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  118. 1-2 work superb
    3-4 ok (sound is good, display kinda shity)
    5, 5? where is the fifth? (there's something but it seems i need to download a plugin).

    Firefox on XP, will check firefox on Ubuntu (Linux) at home and let you know.

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  119. They all work for me!
    Except that the timeline isn't following on 3rd, but I can still hear it.
    I'm using Firefox on Mac OS X.

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  120. 1 & 2 don't work at all; 3 & 4 work but cut out/bad sound; 5 works!

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  121. thanks Karen&Adam.the audio works for me
    i use windows vista and firefox

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  122. Aw...whichever one you went with is the one and only one blocked by my company's firewall. Ah well...no more Sleeptalkinman on my coffee breaks.

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  123. We just got tuned into your Blog last night and were laughing for hours! Thank you for sharing Adam with all of us!

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  124. All work- and make my day, every day, multiple times! And since I'm from the US, the "accent" (it is to me!) just makes it even better. Keep 'em coming!

    THANKS for sharing!

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  125. All audio fine for me on XP and IE8 now! Thanks for the fix!!!

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  126. all worked for me i have a pc

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  127. thanks so very much for fixing the audio issues, much appreciated. i am hooked on this blog. congrats on your honeymoon and i do hope you have a wonderful time.

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  128. This is the first time any of them have played for me. It was just a black bar for a long time, then it was the little Quicktime logo that wouldn't play. I'm so glad I finally get to hear these!

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  129. This is the first time that I have been able to listen to the audio. The Pirate quote is so much better than I could have EVER imagined. I'm going back to listen again.

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  130. the audio's are sooooooo hilarious!!! makes it even funnier :D fantastic. ... Don't put the duck there... LOL
    From Australia

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  131. They all work for me where as they previously hadn't thanks so much. Keep up the good work.

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  132. all audio worked for me. using vista and IE.

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  133. Finally, they ALL work for me! This site is a daily must - I'm usually in tears with laughter.
    Sue, in Canada

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  134. hi Karen all work for me in Queensland Australia :D keep up the great work xox

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  135. Hi Karen -- whatever you've changed made all the audio clips nonfunctional for me. I use the browser "opera." Not good. ):

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  136. same for me, none are even showing up. i have checked in both Firefox and IE 7

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  137. Oh no! They used to all work for me and now that you've settled on the best they've all vanished. So disapointing.

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  138. Oh Thank you Thank you...now I have audio!! You're a love!

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  139. It was just a black bar for a long time, then it was the little Quicktime logo that wouldn't play.

    This is the first time any of them have played for me. I'm so glad I finally get to hear these!

    Autoimmune Disease Blog

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