"She's knitting me a jumper. Fuck! I don't want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."
"It's a good thing your breath smells of shit. It colors your words beautifully. Gives it an edge."
"I can't get it to work. Nope, it must be broken. There's no point you trying. Don't try. Stop trying… How did you get it to work? Bollocks!"
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Karen's note: As cute as it is to imagine Adam in what Americans call a jumper, I feel is it my duty to mention that in the UK "jumper" just means "sweater". Actually, it refers to a variety of different kinds of tops.