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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Feb 20 2010

"My computer needs more power. Feed it chips. Lots of chips. With ketchup. Not mayonnaise."

"Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid."


  1. Claire here:

    Oops, first off we should verify that the chips Adam is talking about are french fries.

    I am constantly amazed at this man's unconscious thought process; amazing.

  2. tickle yourself stupid.... haahahahahaha! I love it.

    You guys never cease to make me laugh, every day!

    Keep dreamin', Adam! Enjoy your honeymoon :)

    Lots of love from the Newfie in Alberta!

  3. I've just been 'guided' to this blog ! I thought I was bad, but Adam takes the biscuit !

    I even woke myself up singing last night !! Has he done any singing yet ?

    Have a fabby honeymoon ! xx

  4. I like how reliable this friend is. . . 8 o'clock two days in a row! . . . Thanks friend of STM! :) now that I've had a good laugh, its time to sleep. It's about two twenty AM here

  5. Chips! That must be what my malfunctioning computer needs. Thanks for the tech advice, Adam.

    Cheers from the UK!

  6. "Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid." could have been "Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself, Stupid." Much more of a STM attitude......

  7. So that's what went wrong with my last laptop. Mayonnaise on my chips!

    I really should have used ketchup...

  8. Anon 9:53 - LOL - you're right about that!

    And I can only imagine the calls to computer techs... "but I read that if it was running slow putting chips and ketchup in would help...."

  9. I believe that Karen set these to "auto-post" and that friends are monitoring it for a. posting and b. rude/ignorant comments.

    Anyhoo, great sleep-talk again STM!!!

    Hope you two are enjoying the Honeymoon!!

  10. You have just reminded me that I forgot to get the ketchup while shopping yesterday..... Thanks, there is no way I'm going out in the snow now for it!

  11. @ anonymous 9:53 - Love it, good call! lol
    Claire - thanks for the clarification, I was wondering why the hell you would put ketchup or mayonnaise on potato chips??
    Thanks STM for another bright start to my day!

    Sherri - Canada

  12. Hmmm. . . I am trying to get my old Macintosh SE running again; I'll try Ketchup instead of Mayo; that should do the trick! . . . or a sledgehammer!

  13. My hubby's been saying some odd things the past few nights...the other night it was "yes, those are parts. parts parts parts." (He runs a CNC machine)...and last night I think he was trying to get someone's attention..."PSSSST! PSSST!"... I LOVE this blog! ~Paula

  14. My computer didn't load fast enough. Next time I go to a restaurant, I should bring it with me. (By chips it means the UK chips, right? The straight ones?

  15. LOVE the STM!
    Also love the fact he is British - no more lost in translation for me!:-D
    on, and would brown sauce work? - Don't think my computer likes ketchup...

  16. In the UK chips = fries, crisps = potato chips :)

  17. Love this blog. Only found out about it few days ago, because the news had a short note about "the sleeptalking man", so I googled it, and found it strait away.
    Love it, when he's had some sort of theme going on(like the pirate night)
    I don't know if I sleep-talks. But I have a feeling that I so sometimes do. Especially when I'm in the wakening-process and has a very clear dream.

    I hope you guys have a great honeymoon, and that you're catching a whole lot of great night-talking.

  18. hilarious,awesone! Adams blog should be quite fun to read for jungian analysts

  19. There's a google ad on the left side of my screen that says,

    Feather Tickling
    Find great deals and save!
    Compare products, prices & stores

  20. Has anyone tried mixing Mayo and Ketchup to dip fries/chips? A treat indeed, here in the US.

  21. I just woke up from a nap in which I dreamt that Adam and Karen had just witnessed elephants using their trunks for non-elephant purposes... it was horrible.

  22. Matt Lauer is a beaky twat.

  23. I thought he meant computer chips. Which made sense in a way. Maybe he did mean that. I'm from U.S.

  24. LOL Anon 2:13, glanced over to my left.. google ad wants me to "baconnaise your burgers" "get it now" at

    ... ick

  25. For some reason computer and chips sounds so right. Thanks for sharing!

  26. @Anon-21:33 - I'm from the UK and I mix ketchup and mayo all the time. My mom thinks it's gross but I adore it.

    I thought STM meant computer chips too, it made perfect sense to me

  27. If you like that you might like mayo and mustard. I don't like it, but i know many who do. Oh and thats ment to be used with ham. We call it ham sauce and that mayo/ketchup concoction is called Fry Sauce here in Utah and there are a few brands out here if you ever want to ship some across the pond.

  28. I always eat my chips (french fries) with mayo!

    I used to eat them with ketchup but somehow that got boring...

    Maybe that explains my performance problems!

    Greetings from Germany

  29. mmmm my favorite good ole canadian ketchup chips! my american friends were always in amazement of how we could eat such a flavor of crisps. *actually the best is when you mash dill pickle with ketchep chips.. with some sour cream as dip.!! *excuse me while i run to the store!*

  30. Just a thought: have you ever considered putting up a British-to-American glossary for reference on here?

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