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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 20 2010

"My computer needs more power. Feed it chips. Lots of chips. With ketchup. Not mayonnaise."

"Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid."

48 comments:

  1. Claire here:

    Oops, first off we should verify that the chips Adam is talking about are french fries.

    I am constantly amazed at this man's unconscious thought process; amazing.

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  2. tickle yourself stupid.... haahahahahaha! I love it.

    You guys never cease to make me laugh, every day!

    Keep dreamin', Adam! Enjoy your honeymoon :)

    Lots of love from the Newfie in Alberta!

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  3. I've just been 'guided' to this blog ! I thought I was bad, but Adam takes the biscuit !

    I even woke myself up singing last night !! Has he done any singing yet ?

    Have a fabby honeymoon ! xx

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  4. I like how reliable this friend is. . . 8 o'clock two days in a row! . . . Thanks friend of STM! :) now that I've had a good laugh, its time to sleep. It's about two twenty AM here

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  5. Chips! That must be what my malfunctioning computer needs. Thanks for the tech advice, Adam.

    Cheers from the UK!

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  6. "Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid." could have been "Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself, Stupid." Much more of a STM attitude......

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  7. So that's what went wrong with my last laptop. Mayonnaise on my chips!

    I really should have used ketchup...

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  8. Anon 9:53 - LOL - you're right about that!

    And I can only imagine the calls to computer techs... "but I read that if it was running slow putting chips and ketchup in would help...."

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  9. I believe that Karen set these to "auto-post" and that friends are monitoring it for a. posting and b. rude/ignorant comments.

    Anyhoo, great sleep-talk again STM!!!

    Hope you two are enjoying the Honeymoon!!

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  10. You have just reminded me that I forgot to get the ketchup while shopping yesterday..... Thanks, there is no way I'm going out in the snow now for it!

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  11. @ anonymous 9:53 - Love it, good call! lol
    Claire - thanks for the clarification, I was wondering why the hell you would put ketchup or mayonnaise on potato chips??
    Thanks STM for another bright start to my day!

    Sherri - Canada

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  12. Hmmm. . . I am trying to get my old Macintosh SE running again; I'll try Ketchup instead of Mayo; that should do the trick! . . . or a sledgehammer!

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  13. My hubby's been saying some odd things the past few nights...the other night it was "yes, those are parts. parts parts parts." (He runs a CNC machine)...and last night I think he was trying to get someone's attention..."PSSSST! PSSST!"... I LOVE this blog! ~Paula

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  14. My computer didn't load fast enough. Next time I go to a restaurant, I should bring it with me. (By chips it means the UK chips, right? The straight ones?

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  15. LOVE the STM!
    Also love the fact he is British - no more lost in translation for me!:-D
    on, and would brown sauce work? - Don't think my computer likes ketchup...

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  16. In the UK chips = fries, crisps = potato chips :)

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  17. Love this blog. Only found out about it few days ago, because the news had a short note about "the sleeptalking man", so I googled it, and found it strait away.
    Love it, when he's had some sort of theme going on(like the pirate night)
    I don't know if I sleep-talks. But I have a feeling that I so sometimes do. Especially when I'm in the wakening-process and has a very clear dream.

    I hope you guys have a great honeymoon, and that you're catching a whole lot of great night-talking.

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  18. hilarious,awesone! Adams blog should be quite fun to read for jungian analysts

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  19. There's a google ad on the left side of my screen that says,

    Feather Tickling
    Find great deals and save!
    Compare products, prices & stores
    www.Shopping.com

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  20. Has anyone tried mixing Mayo and Ketchup to dip fries/chips? A treat indeed, here in the US.

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  21. I just woke up from a nap in which I dreamt that Adam and Karen had just witnessed elephants using their trunks for non-elephant purposes... it was horrible.

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  22. Matt Lauer is a beaky twat.

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  23. I thought he meant computer chips. Which made sense in a way. Maybe he did mean that. I'm from U.S.

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  24. LOL Anon 2:13, glanced over to my left.. google ad wants me to "baconnaise your burgers" "get it now" at baconnaise.com

    ... ick

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  25. For some reason computer and chips sounds so right. Thanks for sharing!

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  26. @Anon-21:33 - I'm from the UK and I mix ketchup and mayo all the time. My mom thinks it's gross but I adore it.

    I thought STM meant computer chips too, it made perfect sense to me

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  27. If you like that you might like mayo and mustard. I don't like it, but i know many who do. Oh and thats ment to be used with ham. We call it ham sauce and that mayo/ketchup concoction is called Fry Sauce here in Utah and there are a few brands out here if you ever want to ship some across the pond.

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  28. I always eat my chips (french fries) with mayo!

    I used to eat them with ketchup but somehow that got boring...

    Maybe that explains my performance problems!

    Greetings from Germany

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  29. mmmm my favorite good ole canadian ketchup chips! my american friends were always in amazement of how we could eat such a flavor of crisps. *actually the best is when you mash dill pickle with ketchep chips.. with some sour cream as dip.!! *excuse me while i run to the store!*

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  30. Just a thought: have you ever considered putting up a British-to-American glossary for reference on here?

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