"Why don't you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock."
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Claire here:Oh yes, I love the last bit "I don't give a shit about you o'clock". Too funny, sounds like one for Jo Frost, otherwise known as Super Nanny!!
Best. Time. Ever.
OMG! That is too fricken funny! Awesome! Love the audio!
I know that teacher!! And I was a victim!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is AWESOME! Mr. King of Insults, way to keep it classy!
I want to make this my ring tone.
Good one! Your blog needs a "like" button like on Facebook.
Oooh! I'm so tempted to use this one at work!!
I'd love to say that to a few people! Love it! I agree Blogging to be a better Bonnie deffinately needs a like button!
Sleep talking man has all the best insults! I don't know how he comes up with them, heheh.
My new favorite! Where does Sleep Talkin' Man come up with his material?! Gotta love the subconscious!
That one is awesome. Definitely needs to be on a shirt!
LOL thats the best time of the day
Coming on here every morning to see what Sleep Talkin' Man has said is always a highlight for my boyfriend and I! This one is definitely a favorite...and I agree with Canadian Guy, it needs to be on a shirt! LOL
Totally sent this quote to a certain someone who needs to learn a lesson. It's like your husband read my mind, the perfect words to express my feelings!
OMG you make me laugh every day.I always read your blog first in the morning, and if there's nothing new, I check when I get home from school.The audio thingy is always extra funny. :DTHANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY, EVERY DAY <3
Perfect! 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock." Thank you!
oh, it's great! 8)
Now this one should be a t-shirt for sure!!!!!
Hi Karen and Adam--I was *so glad* to see Adam's comment to Anonymous that offensive comments would be removed. I hope you'll do that on Facebook, too. It's sad that people feel the need to spread negativity, but this is your virtual home and you don't have to suffer arseholes in your living room. (But thanks for having the rest of us!) :)Love,Marti
YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!! lol I have been using these quotes as my facebook statuses and for the past 2 weeks my friends and family thought i was losing my marbles. I finally had to break down and introduce everyone to this wonderful site!!!! PURE BRILLIANT!!! lol =)
Love it! Man, I would love to see what a sleep study showed was going on in his brain when he's talking! Thanks for doing this blog, it's been a true bright spot for me & clearly for many others!
I wonder which of this four corners i got here is fuck-up corner.Great, as always.
OKay, I think I am officially worried! What has him this irritated? LoL
Amazing as always!! :) I know a few people who spend way too much time in Fuck-up corner, now I can give them a deadline for when they need to get out, how's about I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock! LMAO - I just love this blog!Sherri - Canada
I'm here in Brazil watching the news in the most watched brazilian Tv program and there you were.I'm loving reading this blog.
Hey, just saw you guys on the tv here in brasil and i came here to check out the blog. love it, its hilarious!! :)
Hi all right, my name is Marcio Silva, I am Brazilian and I found very interesting the story talking about you, the fantastic, the program aired on Sunday February 21 ... I guess I do not speak the night! Rsrsrsr. I have a site design designer ... I would love you to visit my site and leave your comments .. a hug!
He'll make a great father some day!
Brazil!! Fun.Anon. @ 8:45 - too bad you couldn't fire back an STM one-liner! :)
Oh god! This page makes me cry my eyes out laughing everyday.Today is a great one liner. I might have to borrow it. LMAO
I love you guys :D As I click my STM bookmark I say, "And now for today's installment of... Sleep Talkin' Man" which always makes my hubby start snickering before the page even opens. Today's quote is a classic, and is now one of my faves, but all of them are gold, pure gold. I found this site link about 3 weeks ago in a forum I frequent, and have checked back almost daily to get my fix of funny. The line that had been quoted was about jelly made from frog wee, so of course I knew that I was in for some sidesplitting jaw droppers. And I was not disappointed. Thank you Adam and Karen. I hope you are enjoying your honeymoon... hug an elephant for me :D And thanks to your friends who are keeping the funnies coming while you're away.Poly, Melbourne, Australia
LOL!!!! im gonna have to say this to someone one day
Another one in the grand tradition of British humor......Makes me think of Rowan Atkinson's "Blackadder", or something of that ilk. 7@=e
Oh I know that corner well.
I am so gonna use this on my friends hahaha!! Love it!
This is possibly the best thing I have ever heard.
love it love it love it,as always, toooooooooo funny. must be that time at work i think. :)
my husband actually used this one today when someone cut him off. shame the other driver didn't hear...
when I try to listen to the recordings they are inaudible, sort of like the chipmunks. Any idea what could be going wrong?
I love this! Am going to use it I think, it's too good not to!
Made my day! Hahaha! :D
Haha, this is hilarious! I've already listened to this three times in less than an hour. Or is it four? Not sure.