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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 22 2010

"Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy fucker."

"Your legs! They’re stuck in... something... quite... disgusting. Oh, crap. I give up."

20 comments:

  1. Could the clumsy ghost possibly have been you? ':)

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  2. Again, return of the legs theme. Maybe Karen kicks him in her sleep?

    I love the clumsy ghost. Too bad we couldn't have a T-shirt with the saying and wee ghostie on it as well.

    (I hope that Karen and Adam are having a great time).

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  3. If Adam gives up that easily, I hope your legs never get stuck in anything in a life threatening situation, lol!

    A shirt with the clumsy ghost would be awesome. A "must have" for a friend of mine.

    Enjoy yourselves!

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  4. Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy fucker..... sheer brilliance! That needs to go on a T-shirt!

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  5. I don't think I'm afraid of bumps in the night anymore. If thunder is the sound of God bowling, then bumps in the nights are certainly klutzy apparitions. Stupid fuckers is right.

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  6. Would LOVE you to be a Guest Blogger on my Monday Male series of posts. Are you interested?

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  7. I LOVE the ghost one! It's so funny!It's a perfect t-shirt for my friend. Obsessed with hauntings but clumsy. She'd get up and get a glass of water, start walking back to her room and...all the ghosts would run away because of the strange blue air caused by her cursing.

    Hope you don't get ever get your legs stuck in anything gross Karen!

    ^_^ ,
    Kierstin

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  8. hello smelly ha ha you smell

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  9. clumsy ghost... i want the audio for that ;)

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  10. You'd think, after who knows how many years in the afterlife, they'd learn to get around...... especially since they're immaterial. But, noooooo....
    7@=Q

    @Anon at 16:06: My, aren't we a clever little fellow?

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  11. hubby made me comment and tell you that he wants them on stickers so that he can put them on his lunch box and take them to work. I love STM!

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  12. Haha! Hilarious. Hope all is well for you both and that you are enjoying your honeymoon! Just got my superstar donkey jockey t-shirt today in the mail...love it!
    Take care you two.

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  13. Great stuff as usual.

    Hope you're enjoying your honeymoon.

    Here's a question for you when you get back - do you post everything he says in his sleep or just the coherent and funny stuff. I mean, there must be a lot of dross and gibberish you filter out, mustn't there? Or is he always this funny?

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  14. I wish I could have heard the audio on that second one. I can only imagine Adam's delivery of those words. It's pretty funny in my head. :)

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  15. Oh how I love these. I cut and paste the rankest ones to my friends Facebook page.

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  16. Must. Have. Ghost. T. Shirt.

    Hi from AZ, USA. Brilliant as always-love you guys!

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  17. Ghost? not a Mad Butcher?

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  18. Officially, you have the most interesting and funniest blog i've ever found. And it's all complete nonsense... excellent! My boyfriend sleep-talks too but he doesn't have quite the same flair for words!

    *following

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  19. The nights are certainly klutzy apparitions. Stupid fuckers is right.

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