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Feb 22 2010

"Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy fucker."

"Your legs! They’re stuck in... something... quite... disgusting. Oh, crap. I give up."

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:00

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 08:30

    Could the clumsy ghost possibly have been you? ':)

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  2. Horse Of Another Colour22 February 2010 at 13:07

    Again, return of the legs theme. Maybe Karen kicks him in her sleep?

    I love the clumsy ghost. Too bad we couldn't have a T-shirt with the saying and wee ghostie on it as well.

    (I hope that Karen and Adam are having a great time).

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  3. Cut-N-Jump22 February 2010 at 14:01

    If Adam gives up that easily, I hope your legs never get stuck in anything in a life threatening situation, lol!

    A shirt with the clumsy ghost would be awesome. A "must have" for a friend of mine.

    Enjoy yourselves!

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  4. A Daft Scots Lass22 February 2010 at 15:06

    Would LOVE you to be a Guest Blogger on my Monday Male series of posts. Are you interested?

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  5. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 15:06

    I LOVE the ghost one! It's so funny!It's a perfect t-shirt for my friend. Obsessed with hauntings but clumsy. She'd get up and get a glass of water, start walking back to her room and...all the ghosts would run away because of the strange blue air caused by her cursing.

    Hope you don't get ever get your legs stuck in anything gross Karen!

    ^_^ ,
    Kierstin

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  6. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 16:06

    hello smelly ha ha you smell

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  7. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 17:04

    clumsy ghost... i want the audio for that ;)

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  8. LA/wts22 February 2010 at 23:16

    You'd think, after who knows how many years in the afterlife, they'd learn to get around...... especially since they're immaterial. But, noooooo....
    7@=Q

    @Anon at 16:06: My, aren't we a clever little fellow?

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  9. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 02:17

    hubby made me comment and tell you that he wants them on stickers so that he can put them on his lunch box and take them to work. I love STM!

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  10. Natasha23 February 2010 at 02:39

    Haha! Hilarious. Hope all is well for you both and that you are enjoying your honeymoon! Just got my superstar donkey jockey t-shirt today in the mail...love it!
    Take care you two.

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  11. Alex23 February 2010 at 03:52

    Great stuff as usual.

    Hope you're enjoying your honeymoon.

    Here's a question for you when you get back - do you post everything he says in his sleep or just the coherent and funny stuff. I mean, there must be a lot of dross and gibberish you filter out, mustn't there? Or is he always this funny?

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  12. jackie3133723 February 2010 at 11:10

    I wish I could have heard the audio on that second one. I can only imagine Adam's delivery of those words. It's pretty funny in my head. :)

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  13. Anonymous24 February 2010 at 07:04

    Oh how I love these. I cut and paste the rankest ones to my friends Facebook page.

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  14. zanzaboonda24 February 2010 at 20:06

    Must. Have. Ghost. T. Shirt.

    Hi from AZ, USA. Brilliant as always-love you guys!

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  15. Anonymous25 February 2010 at 03:46

    Ghost? not a Mad Butcher?

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  16. Mummy Addled25 February 2010 at 18:34

    Officially, you have the most interesting and funniest blog i've ever found. And it's all complete nonsense... excellent! My boyfriend sleep-talks too but he doesn't have quite the same flair for words!

    *following

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  17. Magnus28 July 2015 at 20:21

    Hahahaha, I love this! I have a ghost living above my apartment, who acts like a real bastard. Amongst other things, it imitates the sound of dropping things on the attic floor and moving furniture on said floor above my bedroom on the mornings when I still try to sleep. It also imitates the sound of going to the bathroom to take a piss, and sometimes, after it's done, it drops the lid with a bang.

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