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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 23 2010

"Just hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time."

"Beef jerky! Jerk-y jerk jerk.... What's the point."

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:00

20 comments:

  1. darkshines23 February 2010 at 09:47

    I shall now refer to unbearably long waits as "rectum pinchingly", haha!

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  2. jimmy james23 February 2010 at 09:56

    i smell sequel to paranormal activity!

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  3. Lexie23 February 2010 at 13:52

    I love how vulgar Sleep Adam's analogies are! :)

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  4. Canadian Guy23 February 2010 at 14:15

    Another case of Adam giving up easily in his sleep.

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  5. Unknown23 February 2010 at 14:50

    Rectum pinchingly...hahahaha. That will be my phrase of the day.

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  6. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 15:59

    Haha the first one describes my work day perfectly :P

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  7. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 16:37

    Rectum pinchingly.... seeping anal gash.... I hope this isn't another theme emerging! lol
    What would we do without Adam's words of wisdom to start our days?? :)
    Sherri - Canada

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  8. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 17:10

    Karen, do you plan to publish a book?

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  9. Laurel23 February 2010 at 17:44

    OMG this is alarmingly funny. I will link -:) so worth spreading around!

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  10. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 18:49

    Sleep Adam is so much wittier than awake-anyone I've ever met.

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  11. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 20:33

    Just been sent a link through facebook, am absolutely wetting myself, the man is a mumbling genius, lol. Love it and will now make it my daily read!!

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  12. Dr. Heckle23 February 2010 at 23:21

    Ah, the good old days of telling time by rectum pinching...

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  13. Morning Star Acres23 February 2010 at 23:42

    Should make one of those one a day calendars with his quotes...!

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  14. Raquel24 February 2010 at 00:11

    very funny! i saw this blog at a program in Brazil and found at google. nice!

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  15. Marisa24 February 2010 at 00:55

    it's nearly impossible to read these aloud with a straight face.
    wonder if i should be concerned that my teens are now quoting STM...

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  16. Anonymous24 February 2010 at 02:13

    Teens quoting STM...your house must be a hotbed of laughter! What better way to raise children than with humour?

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  17. Marisa24 February 2010 at 02:34

    Anon... to be honest, it is. Hubby and I have 5 kids and we've raised them to look for the humor in things.
    Just not sure I want to hear my 15 yo suggesting his younger brother go stand in fuck up corner...

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  18. Wolfen aka "Ravenwolf31"24 February 2010 at 05:06

    I so love reading your blog... Keep it up!

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  19. Anonymous24 February 2010 at 05:48

    lol my whole family walks around saying too many whiskers! too many whiskers.
    and
    Totally irresponsible!

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  20. Anonymous24 February 2010 at 16:32

    I have used "too many whiskers" several times in my day to day dealings.. Love this site!

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