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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 1 2010

"I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."

"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:00

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 08:03

    Ooooh... asparagus is always the enemy.

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  2. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 08:35

    I hate it when good oxygen gets wasted - especially if it's used smelling asparagus toilets.

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  3. Black, Unfortunately1 March 2010 at 08:56

    All I think about when you typed asparagus and toilet was that peeing fountain scene in Austin Powers.

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  4. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 14:21

    LOL, too funny! heh heh heh love it!

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  5. Canadian Guy1 March 2010 at 14:22

    That second one, the oxygen one, needs to go on a t-shirt.

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  6. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer1 March 2010 at 15:02

    the saying...what goes in, must come out...an today sleeper Adam has smellypee

    I'm speechless and holdin' me nosy , no need to talk @ your sulphurous fuming ...it all!

    your ammonia thinking, rotten eggs on cabbage... Urining us out for something U did?

    How Rude! Mr skunkyDude ub, u'llc how decent of me to not waste oxygen talkin here ...well...
    "There you go again", (slamsdoor goin'elsewheres)....

    not talkin' 2U now...till 'you behave, baby'
    . . .until golden gummybear berNard keeps you back
    in line, that would be another dream in itself !
    - - - . . .peeinpeace ... awayigo , , ,
    (tiptoeing thruthetulips)... .. ..

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  7. Noddy1 March 2010 at 15:21

    "I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."

    OMG. I just had a visual. And it WASN'T pretty! :-))

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  8. Matt! :)1 March 2010 at 15:24

    Oh, I totally want the second quote on a t-shirt! :) Thank you SO much for making this blog, it is the highlight of my day!! :)

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  9. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 16:08

    I stumbled across this on a website and Im in love! By far the funniest stuff iv ever read! Im hooked!

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  10. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 17:12

    oooooo lmao!!! nice... ok though... no more asparagus for you young man!!!

    oh do make the second one a ring tone!!! I know someone I can put that for.

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  11. wannadanc1 March 2010 at 17:32

    On a Carnival Cruise - NO ONE identified my t-shirts as being from STM. That was sad! Kitten/whiskers one got confused smiles, but the one about fat eyes at least garnered conversation.

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  12. erin1 March 2010 at 19:30

    My man talks in his sleep too! No where near as funny as the gems your Adam delivers though! He did say "what's with the bat suit" over and over the other night.

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  13. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 19:31

    I'd love to get the "There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking." on a T-shirt!! :D
    I love this website, keep it up, it makes my day!

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  14. Clary1 March 2010 at 20:57

    HAHA Wow, what a smart-ass comeback!
    I gotta use that sometime!

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  15. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 21:10

    You should contact Facebook to set up an application for people to use Adam's sleep ramblings as their status like Status Shuffle...It would be hilarious!

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  16. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 21:58

    it's a big world out there and still newcomers are just jumping on board discovering this laugh factory during sleepy STM remming...

    wannadanc...the circle gets bigger once the bubble bursts with more laughter as it shares itself with not only you but another fan from afar will catch a corner eye and take wind of your T-talk in due time...it's a fun!ny thing about that...

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  17. Anonymous1 March 2010 at 23:28

    Your cynicism makes my morning everyday.

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  18. Venezuelafuninsun2 March 2010 at 00:10

    check out www.hightalkingman.blogspot.com i write down when im high weird , funny , sad stuff

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  19. 2manywhiskers2 March 2010 at 03:19

    Ohhh... ewwww....! :)

    The comments made me chuckle all the way down the list again. Thanks everybody!

    Wannadance - yours had me grinning from ear to ear! Bigger with each sentence. Wish I'd seen a few of those confused smiles and heard a bit of the fat eyes conversation. :) :)

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  20. Anonymous2 March 2010 at 03:45

    No one's cleaning up the toilet for you, i'm sorry. Think about it in the bright side, you won't have to waste oxygen in the process. :) Agh I love sleeping Adam, have you ever asked him at night "what's your name?" O.o haha. I love this blog. Keep em coming! :D - Pedro.

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  21. Anonymous2 March 2010 at 03:50

    lol:) can i just marry the sleeping adam. . . cuz i swear that this man's bipolar. .. lol and the one that comes outat night is hysterical!!!!!!! thank you so much for all the laughs he creates . ... lol

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  22. Little Ellie's Big Thoughts12 March 2010 at 18:04

    haha I love that guy! Who would of thought you could be so popular just by talking in your sleep! My mom sleep talks maybe I should record her!

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  23. Anonymous8 April 2010 at 17:14

    Jeremy Cushing Only one ninja quickly laughed at the deadly hair. An opera enters on top of the spigot. Can the newcomer patronize the monarch wreck?

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