"Today is a good day. I like today. Today, I feel good. Today, I'm going to tell you, you're a cum stain and your presence in my life is nothing. Today is a good day."
"That goat's mad. Don't pick his beard. Don't pick his beard, I said! Ohhhh, now your ass is his."
"Noisy munchkins. Always making noise, those little buggers. Got to keep them under control. Use a hammer. Bash them on the head! Now they're quiet."
"Don't pick me last. No, please. Oh, you bastard! Now I'm not going to play... I know I'm sulking. You can fucking suck my fat one."
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HAHAHAHHA, these are great!
ReplyDeleteIf Carlsberg made sleep talking men, then they would probably sound like this.
ReplyDeleteThank you and your husband for being the second most important morning routine for me after coffee. Your consistency really impresses me, and I hope it will continue for some time to come. Personally I value your blog more then the £400/year I spend on newspapers subscriptions.
ReplyDeleteAndreas
i thing u selfish..smite.
ReplyDeleteThe noisy munchkins comment gave me a good laugh this morning. Reminded me of some of my days as a primary school teacher...but, don't worry, I never resorted to violence!
ReplyDeleteHoly chatter-bug last night!
ReplyDeletefunny stuff.
OH YOU STUCK UP...STUCK UP !I KNOW.
ReplyDeletehaha do you get any sleep?
ReplyDeletewhat did adam eat last night? Just asking because it seems like he is talking more?
ReplyDeleteYet again, I'm amused beyond amusement at sleep-Adam's total arrogance. 'Tis a lesson to us all.
ReplyDeleteLove the sentiment in the being picked last thing. I was always picked last. Hated school. I refuse to play picking games now.
ReplyDeleteArrogant, yes, but there's also a certain sense to his nightly ramblings. For example: it's true that one doesn't want to mess with a mad goat.
ReplyDeletei was lucky, i was normally picked second to last. although the threat of being last was pretty painful.
ReplyDeletegoats, although karen does love to kiss them, i don't fully trust them. they have funny eyes and i don't like the way they look at me.
today is always a good day!
adam
You truly have a gift. some people dream up beautiful songs, adam dreams up derogatory coffee mug sayings.
ReplyDeleteGavin from Oz
I guess the cheese worked!
ReplyDeleteAdam - you and Karen might think your awake comments aren't as funny - but I am sitting here grinning like a fool over your comment about goat eyes and not trusting them!!!!!! THAT is toooooo funny!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh! They were precious this morning! Thanks again!
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite of today is the goat one. I agree with Adam, their eyes do kind of freak me out!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, my two year old is alarmed at mommy screaming hysterically in laughter...
ReplyDelete"Don't pick me last. No, please. Oh, you bastard!"
I'm seriously contemplating making that first one my daily mantra as I wake up and look in the mirror. I'm sensing some great stress relief potential here.
ReplyDeleteThis blog never fails to make me laugh! Whatever you fed Adam last night, keep it up.
Spring expectations, springing in awakenings and today is a glowing sunny morning just like Adam predicted keepin' in minus the other food for thought we'll just stash in our pocket for that wicked within to remember by and fuse with for 'possibiliity' moments and mindful for that gig pleasure - day or nite, anytime
ReplyDeleteohh STM was on a roll last night cheesumptioning the fridge...i suspect...
munch, munch - the noisy bunch! crunchin 'n gunchin' hunched and punchin' away...just for their luncheon, They're really really quiet right now, since they found that chocolate liqueured eggn'hammer in grassy dreams...
they're a bit bashed and head over heels on this stuff...but they're in a controlled environment hidden within the green spikey stuff, contented
today...
but, tomorrow tho...will see another day...
a sequel to follow?...
only enquiring minds want to know...
Lotza gobblin' up today too...the goat, THE GOAT. eye that goat!...the go at it goat to not be gloating about or ellllllse, the goats gonna get ya, getcha good and now your ...gone...
into the time tunnel of go-right-to-it-git inside for that goat cheese; please, no beard pulling necessary, havin' had an ass of a time retrieving the precious nutri-stuff http://www.northernprairiechevre.com/nutrition.html
outcome for the delightful treasure in mind.kinda
...along with the other cheese.sensations on the palate
it's...last but not least they say...well, another near last character it be too, so it challenges one to think, meditate, visualate, congregate thoughts and processes till finally it becomes
....Your :) Turn!....has it benefits...i think...it can turn one into a prof. of dream weary concoctions that make nonsense of sense and senibility...see what i mean...hahaha
then again...if one picks me not last, but first direction to the opposite end of the spectrum...there is no time for thinking of fun games to play, thereby, not going to be able
to play any games such or not, while sulking on a lolipop, the other waiting game...
a big fat juicy wet kiss to boredom or a big fat wet juicy kiss to delight, sea.saw.wing to and fro...in the spirit of dreamation...
it's a neverending storybook process to be u and me and glee to peashoot about over tea
...wee.eeeeeeeeeee
off me rocker once more...(that was a song)...;)
-yesterday once more :)
I've always kinda liked goats,at the farm, petting zoos, etc. But now I'll have to look more closely at their eyes to see if they're giving me funny looks! lol
ReplyDeleteThanks as always, Today is a Good Day!
Sherri
is it just me or has he upped the quantity of egotistical statements and telling people to F off
ReplyDeleteI want to hear audio of the goat is mad
ReplyDeleteAs Adam mentioned, I LOVE GOATS, and I plan for us to have a goat farm, so he'd better get used to those eyes. -Karen
ReplyDelete"Today is a good day. I like today. Today, I feel good. Today, I'm going to tell you, you're a cum stain and your presence in my life is nothing. Today is a good day."
ReplyDeleteThe juxtaposition of sentiments in these sentences is just ... well ... mind boggling! :-p
Adam never ceases to amaze!
=^_^=
you can have your goat farm as long as i can have my pot bellied pig and a talking parrot. - adam
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Best entry in a few days there, especially the goat one :-)
ReplyDeletegoats and their rectangular pupils and knobby knees. they ARE creeps. I believe sharks are the creeps of the sea, but goats may perhaps be the creeps of the land. my uncle used to own goats, I forgot some toy out where he'd let them walk around and it totally got chewed up. they made me feel awkward, always, I just felt the need to walk away. truetruetrue. I prefer bunnies.
ReplyDeleteThese are great! But you're not slowly becoming too obsessed with wringing quotes out of him...right?
ReplyDeleteAdam, I thought we establised the fact that pigs stink and are for bacon-y things only.
ReplyDeletePigs don't stink, but they will destroy everything if left to their own will. We had some, they dug the lawn up numerous times after cleverly escaping their run. Those delicate looking snozzles do a lot of damage! (Goats are perhaps not much better though!)
ReplyDeleteParrots are evil creatures! They scare me...re-think the goat farm, Karen!
ReplyDeleteOk, seriously, the good day one made me spit my coffee all over my monitor. :D
Let us all know when you've goat cheese for sale.
ReplyDeleteThose of us who read Heidi a few times too many in our younger days are likely buyers of a good goat cheese.
Goat cheese - feed him goat cheese!
ReplyDeleteI love the goat one and goats, though I describe them as being like cats with hooves and horns so yeah, watch out. Weird eyes, that's true. I sent that one to my friends who have goats. Yes, would love the audio for "mad goat"!
Goats, a pig and a talking parrot will make quite a Funny Farm. And ohboy, think of a talking parrot who learns all the best STM quotes. *That* would be priceless.
NO pigs do not stink and are NOT for bacon-y things only!!
Today is a Good Day! :) Thanks for the laughs.
SO need the audio of the goat one XDDD
ReplyDeleteMy friend,, Very good blog and you very creative .. Ilike it !
ReplyDeleteregards
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To continue what Lars06 said yesterday, found transcript & audio of an NPR show about the British Cheese Board study regarding dreams. Here's the link http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4851485
ReplyDelete(Personally, I'm all for Adam living his life & when he talks he talks and when he doesn't no worries. And found it interesting that talking isn't going on during dreaming. I'm learning things from this blog!)
Now there's an idea: let Adam have his parrot, and keep it in the bedroom at night. Then all day, the parrot will replay Sleep Talkin' Man's greatest moments.
ReplyDeleteToday, is a good day xD
ReplyDeleteOh man, the noisy munchkins one is kind of sad in a hilarious way! Today is a good day! :)
ReplyDeleteBased on Adam's previous statement that it is his pirate ship and his rules, he should get the talking parrot. After all, what is a pirate without a talking parrot?
ReplyDeleteAdam should get a stage show of his own. Just a bed on a stage and people paying to see the 7-10 hour long show full of comedy, drama and thriller. It would of course be R-rated.
ReplyDeleteI also would like audio of the goat one.
ReplyDeletei was feeling down but then the first one really cheered me up!
ReplyDeleteIf you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical.
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