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Mar 25 2010

[the dog is scratching her ear, making a ticking sound] "Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick..." [singing] "I'm the driver of the train." [then forcefully] "I don't like your face, get off my train! Don't you shake your head, get off my train. Piss off, I don't want old people. They're just sooo slooow."

"It's cake o'clock! All day long."

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"You got a shirts for hippos? Hippo shirts. Yes. Hippo sodding potty mouths. With shirts on. Perfect!"
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46 comments:

  1. The "cake o' clock" one would be perfect on a birthday card! Maybe with a picture of one of the cakes from Cake Wrecks....

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  2. Love "cake o' clock!" Definitely want that on a shirt to wear to work. (I work in pastries, so for me, it is (cake 'o clock all day long")

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  3. I am definitely going to have to add a cake 'o clock t-shirt.

    Jackie: I LOVE Cake Wrecks!

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  4. It's true, karen does love cake wrecks. i have never seen someone enjoy cooking disasters as much as my beautiful wife.

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  5. That high pitched "perfect!" made me giggle.

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  6. Cake o'clock! I quote Adam on my MSN most days, for the little personal message... I can't wait to use that one on my birthday!

    and hell YES Cake Wrecks :)

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  7. I thought of Cake Wrecks right away when I saw cake 'o clock, too. :-) I scoot over to Cake Wrecks every day after reading this blog. You should totally collaborate with Jen and John on a Cake 'O Clock series (t-shirt, mug, birthday card, lunch box--the works)!

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  8. I want to hear the train audio!

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  9. cake 'o clock belongs on aprons, too

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  10. HDB: Or there's the Half Man Half Biscuit version:

    http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/time-flies-by-when-youre-a-driver-of-a-train/

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  11. How about this on a t-shirt:

    A hippo sodding potty mouth
    (with a shirt on)

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  12. The "perfect" at the end of the last one cracked me up! Lovely as always.

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  13. Ooooh, how I want a cake-o-clock shirt. "It's cake-o-clock, all day long" is pretty much my motto.

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  14. I've had days where it was "cake-o'clock all day long!" myself! Funny as usual.

    I love cake-wrecks too!

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  15. Can we get "It's cake 'o clock! All day long" on a coffee mug?

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  16. "It's cake o'clock! All day long" would be AWESOME on a T-shirt. Being a cake artist I think I would wear it everyday :)

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  17. YES! Train audio please! :)

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  18. I smell a t-shirt cross-marketing opportunity! Seriously, if there was a shirt of this, it would sell like... well, like hotcakes.

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  19. A bit of the train audio is up in the ringtones shop. You can go listen to it, even if you have no interest in getting a ringtone

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  20. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer25 March 2010 17:53

    It sounds like STM's latenite celebrations joy ride had egg on his face too! from the desserts thrown in his direction for such rudeness.
    A riotous food fight...

    It's just all too funny and as if, a train wreck to disastrous results in one way and then another one for long standing classical
    muse.saying hits and with Amanda's use for birthdayings and others in their creative industry...it's no wheres, but up, with lights

    STM really amused himself by ear, when he sez '"Perfect!" ...
    that was perfectly said with a hint and a smile that he quite enjoyed funnily saying to himself as we read to hear it out loud very much his journey in airspace...so proud...

    i can picture in a strange way the dreams
    '...hippoyawn' connecting where the hippos have dug their faces in cake and maskin' their bullnose through their shirts and sleeves for eyes, a long stretch to a masking effect one couldn't hide from, no matter how it was worn iside out or yet, if soiled in the backend, potty style

    if trying to tail end it with the back feet stretch manoeuvre, that fairs no better than wing flaps and a swingin'curly tail to diaper duty...it may take custom buttons to zip them
    up to form, yet their love of water in a wet tshirt to suit them...hmmm...

    getting hippoed in a hip-T...i think it be a humane-wearing condition

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyYkxavTvis

    Celebrate with cake 'o clock time!
    hippos rock!..in cool shades; that purple thing. it's hippo love 'n hipponess.

    ( early presence to a hip holiday )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feEz-1occWo&feature=PlayList&p=C0269A1FFB301CCB&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=16

    plus...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7xjjlUbpJ4

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  21. Laughing so hard I'm crying...this is some funny stuff! I just happened to come across your blog and laughed so hard. Sending your link to my sister who will undoubtedly appreciate it as much as I do! Love the recordings...HILARIOUS!

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  22. The way he said "All day long" made me practically fall out of my chair.

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  23. "Perfect" Laughed my "sodding" ass off!

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  24. You need a shirt that has a hippo on it and a subtitle of "Hippo shirts"

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  25. I'd prefer the cake-o-clock apron but I'd settle for the t-shirt.

    What is Cake Wrecks? Is it in London?

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  26. OMG!! Go to www.cakewrecks.com...

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  27. 2manywhiskers25 March 2010 22:18

    So many hilarious pieces from these - both "all day long" and "perfect"!! And the visual that went with "Don't you shake your head". Good for those feisty old people. And the way he says "Hippo sodding potty mouths. With shirts on." totally cracks me up.

    Great idea for a card, jackie31337! And thanks, Karen, for posting the url for Cake Wrecks on your list - I had not seen it before I started coming here.

    I just love this blog. It makes me laugh -every- day! Today is a good day. :)

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  28. Oh yeah, I agree with everyone else. Cake-o-clock needs to be a T-shirt!

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  29. the high pitch perfect is da best:)
    ohhh this blog is amazing, i turn to this for a good laugh when its a horrid day :)

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  30. 2manywhiskers25 March 2010 22:47

    Thanks for the reminder to keep checking the ringtones for new ones - hearing "phone number" is GREAT!

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  31. The cake o'clock reminds me when one of my girlfriends was getting married and she said, describing her wedding dress, "It makes me look like cake!... and I looooove cake!" Too funny thanks for the chuckles on a crap-ass day!
    Sherri

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  33. is it just me, or does mr. adam sound a bit like alan rickman? ... i really enjoy imagining alan rickman saying all these things. ha.

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  34. I really enjoyed the cake o clock quote today. Thanks. Oh I love cakes!!!!:)

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  35. I love the 'cake o'clock' quote. I can't guarantee cake o'clock all day here but I'm definitely going to make 3 pm as cake o'clock.

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  36. Oh my goodness, cake o'clock. Adam is a man after my own heart!

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  37. Laugh out loud hillarity. Thank you for a little laugh. www.selfstorageowner.com

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  38. I was sent this a couple of times today when Jen and I were at Epcot. Absolutely flippin hilarious! Jen's been telling me about your site for a while but now it's getting bookmarked. Keep up the hilarity!

    john
    CW

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  39. Hi john, nice to see you here! Epcot is that big ball-looking thing, right? Or did you mean Epcot Center? ;) (Cake Wrecks inside joke)

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  40. I love the cake o'clock one for a tee shirt.

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  41. huh, cake o'clock on my Birthday O.o
    i did indeed have cake all day~

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  42. I love how Adam's voice goes up an octave at the end of the hippo shirts line. hehe

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    http://www.asiteforthat.com/sleeptalkinman-blogspot-com/

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