"Bacon sandwich. It's delicious. I want it now. Meet bacon rage."
"Smug fucking chameleon, with it's googly oogly eyes. Stick it in front of the TV. That'll fuck it up."
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Karen's note: I think Adam would have said more, if he hadn't been woken up by the huge THUD of my computer falling on the floor. My apologies!
Shameless merchandise plug: We had lots of requests for "cake o'clock" stuff, so there are now t-shirts, aprons, mugs and more. We also added "direct line to god", "pony for sale", and others.
There are a bunch of new ringtones as well, but the shop is having technical problems fulfilling orders to the US. They tell us it will be fixed soon. In the meantime, feel free to go to the ringtone shop to hear some bonus audio. Listening is free!
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I wonder what a chameleon would watch on TV - reality TV or discovery channel...?
ReplyDeleteI love the chameleon comment...too funny!
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ReplyDeleteThe Smug Chameleon with the Googly Oogly eyes...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
Just the thought of a chameleon being smug cracks me up.
You DROPPED your laptop?? <'O'>
ReplyDeleteInstead of "Meat bacon rage" maybe it was "Meet bacon rage"????... Either way I can't get enough of this hillarious blog....thank you for sharing!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I think that makes more sense! I'll change it...
ReplyDeleteThe bacon one is tantalizingly close to being a haiku. Wouldn't that be something if Adam spoke in haiku in his sleep? (I once had a dream in iambic pentameter. I blame it on reading too much Shakespeare in class.)
ReplyDeleteI love everything, thanks for sharing. The bacon quote is the best. Kept me laughing, especially since my husband is so bacon-crazy, he bought me bacon flavored lip balm! Thanks for brightening our day!
ReplyDeleteA chameleon could watch both with its swivelly eyes, two tvs of course
ReplyDeleteKeep dreaming Adam, we'll keep grinning
Do you get the Geiko gecko advertisements in the UK? Maybe that is the source of the chameleon commentary. Delightful stuff as always!!!!
ReplyDeleteAll fear the dreaded bacon rage!
ReplyDeleteAll pork unite!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the going rage of TV games these days?....from soups to nuts...today it's BACON...raging out of control...bacon this and bake'n that...b-a-c-o-n is back...just six degrees shy of a short path separation..a linking concept within six steps...
ReplyDelete.i. wonder if Kevin is somehow acting on the film to be released someday soon and STM a new key player with his pet friend-crawl " with it's googly oogly eyes - - -
Stick it in front of the TV" and see if there's a connection with it's parrot-like two toes on on side and three on another;
with visions to the left and visions to the right - - - all at the same time...beatin' to that rhythm and shiftin' to that rhyme of a chameleon.360.circumfrence all the time, beebop...
possibly on the deaf side-lack of ears, yet good vibrations when it's tongue and cheek...a wellgrounded lion in every way; only a chameleon could love, as we are; of the giggly kind---sometime in 1994 at the Center of the Universe...
justa footnote of stupid party tricks to a book ana boardgame to footloosin' it in pop culture... a parody to come...all delicious and sandwiched within...I want it...
of a human family tree the game can be expanded theoretically...to all notable persons within the film industry; spinoff, that other sixth sense giggle-form to STM , in our dreams ;)
"Googly oogly eyes"? - Priceless
ReplyDeleteI hope your computer is okay, Karen.
I agree, VonMalcolm, just the thought of a chameleon being smug cracks me up! Maybe it's the wrap-around mouth.
ReplyDeleteYou dropped your computer! Aye Carumba, I`ve done the the same, 1 & a half foot drop, screen smashed to smithereens, keyboard keys all over the place (still haven`t found the F1 key)but other than that it was OK. What would happen to a chameleon in front of a TV?
ReplyDeletemmmmm bacon sammies
ReplyDeleteEverything tastes better with bacon... mmmmm
ReplyDeleteDamn that smart-ass little chameleon! Lol, I wonder what it's going to watch on TV.
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LOVE the bacon "bit."
ReplyDeleteHere is a link to an "alternative" bacon product. And settle down, people. It's not real. It was actually an April Fool's joke from last year. :D
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/our-newest-product.html
Get the spammer out of here!!!! :( :( :(
ReplyDeleteWannadanc, I was wondering the same thing, especially with the googly oogly eyes---made me think of the stack of money with the eyes that they also use for the commercials.
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