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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 8 2010

"Don't come in to work tomorrow. In fact, don't come back at all. Basically, I don't want you around, cause you're-- I'll keep this simple-- a cock. A small, pathetic, flaccid, looking-at-your-shoes-constantly kind of a cock. Okay, bye-bye!"

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18 comments:

  1. ROFL I love how he says 'okay, bye bye' at the end!!!

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  2. HAHA!
    This is really interesting...

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  3. Wow, your husband has some anger issues. He appears to negative in most of his dreams. Also, delusions of grandure!

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  4. I'm a newcomer, and I'm already starhing to miss Karen's musings. Great one, though.

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  5. I seriously think your husband may have some deep issues, and this is his way of venting. So much negativity. Funny though, it would be amusing to hear randomly in the middle of the night.

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  6. this just made my day...and it just fit so well into it...im really debating on if i should send it to that special person who pissed me off

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  7. Thank you for getting the button fixed!!!!!! All the earlier comments went into some black hole, awaiting the basement cat's approval!!!!

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  8. I love how sleep-talkin Adam says all the things people _would like_ to say to others in waking life...

    And even if you can't _say_ things like this day to day and still keep your job, it's great to have these _in mind_ when the situation arises!

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  9. There were so many times today alone that I could have used this line!
    I love the visual poetry of his insults! :)
    Sher

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  10. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer9 March 2010 02:18

    No more work? That's an upper deal, i'll be looking forward to...hello!

    ...that's with one eye open to SleepyAdam's downer, how sort-of-nicely put!

    okey.dokey; don't pissoff...
    superstardonkeyjockey,
    so long!

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  11. wow... he actually said that in his sleep?... are you sure he's not faking it for a laugh .. or are you faking it for a laugh?..

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  12. A different Adam9 March 2010 05:15

    Hello, long time lurker, first time poster. This blog always gives me a good laugh. Find it hard to believe that someone could just "make all this up". Anyways, brilliant blog and always look forward to seeing what Adam (great name BTW) will say next in his sleep. I believe it'll be hard to top the "Can't control the kittens" statement though (my favourite one so far).

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  13. as opposed to "look me in the eye when I'm talking to you"

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  14. Oh how I WISH I could say this to several people I work with (and for.) Oh, how I wish.

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  15. OMG, I love this one. I so wish I could say this to my co-worker that will be fired soon! Love it! Glad you guys had a good time.

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  16. Wow this is so cool. I'm a complete newcommer and this is the first post I'm reading. It took me a while to belive that he actaully talks that much,which actually makes sense in a bizarre sorta way in his sleep.But then I just could not stop laughing ! I haven't really read all of them yet but I just had to say this. I guess i'll continue reading now. Great job Karen !

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  17. I love how he says 'okay, bye bye' at the end!!!
    I was so cute

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