"Bags of shopping. Bags of clothes. Bags of shite. Get away from me, bag lady. Away!"
"Don't push me! I'll fucking push you back. Push you back with double fist fury!"
"Beware the Werepig. Stay off the mud. Stay off the mud, I say!"
or click here"Are you listening? Are you? You listening good? Keep listening... PISS OFF MOTHER FUCKER, YOU WEEK-OLD BAG OF WANK! Thank you for listening."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: Yes, you heard right, Werepig-- a distant relative, I assume, of the werewolf. I would really love for someone to draw me a picture of a werepig.
I love how that last one ends up sounding like a public service announcement.
Added later: the audio player I had been using suddenly seems to be having a problem. I've replaced it with a Google one temporarily. Hopefully, that will work for everyone. If so, I'll replace the code for all the audio clips later. If you can't see/play the audio clips above, please let me know in the comments, and tell me what browser you are using.
Added later later: I'm still looking for a way to embed audio that will work for everyone. In the meantime, I've put in links to open them in your own media players.