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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 14 2010

"I'm sorry. No, I'm not apologizing. I have nothing to be sorry for. Oh, I'm sorry for accepting your fucking existence. That's it really."

"Mmmmmm marmalade. It has to be thick cut though. The real stuff. And on your buttocks. Tangy!.... Buttocks. (giggles) Funny!"

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Karen's notes: You would think that on my birthday, Adam would give me something really juicy, right? But you know what I got? A whole lotta nuthin! I had to dip into the nestegg again.

These are both from a couple of weeks ago. Personally, I love that second one, how he giggles at the word buttocks. What is he, like, nine?

68 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN !!!!! I LOVE THE WHOLE BUTTOCKS THING! My Nephew just turned 11 this week and he LOVES the word buttocks!!!!!

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  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN
    LOTS OF LOVE FROM OZ

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  3. happy bday from Alaska! we love you and Adam!

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  4. Happy birthday :)

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  5. Happy Birthday Karen! Hope you have a wonderful day! Watch out for the marmalade though! :)

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  6. Happy Birthday Karen! May it be wonderful, full of joyous surprises, and hopefully some great, juicy, STM talk tonight LOL.

    That giggle is priceless! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too funny!

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  7. Happy birthday to Karen and her tangy buttocks! Thank you for sharing all these brilliant quotes with us and being such a good sport to see the funny side of them.

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  8. Happy Birthday, Karen. Thanks for sharing your private life with us for our entertainment. You guys are awesome!

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  9. NewMexicanAnnie14 May 2010 at 08:41

    Happy Birthday, Karen!!!!!!!! Love you both LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. NewMexicanAnnie14 May 2010 at 08:42

    I forgot to add:

    You both rock my world...but not with your little blurry feet! :D

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  11. Happy birthday Karen. Thanks for the awesome blog and the giggles. You both rock!

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  12. Whitney Hamilton14 May 2010 at 09:05

    I just discovered your blog after my first recorded sleep talkin'. I wish I were half as witty as Adam while awake! Please keep it coming!

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  13. Happy Birthday - thanks for helping me smile and laugh throughout my day! xxx

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  14. Happy Birthday Karen, needed your sunshine today.

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  15. Karen!! Happy Birthday from another American in London. Hope you have a great day and Adam gives you loads of presents. Love how he giggles at buttocks...

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  16. Happy Birthday, Karen. My mother felt the same way about "real" marmalade - except for the buttocks part!

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  17. Happy birthday! My birthday was two weeks ago!

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  18. Happy Birthday, Karen

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  19. I giggled at that giggle. ^^

    Happy birthday!

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  20. Happy Birthday Karen! Still look on the bright side, at least you didn't get some insults for STM :) or asked for a glass of water (cold) :)
    Have a wonderful day :)

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  21. happy birthday!:D

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  22. Happy birthday! :)

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  23. Happy birthday, I suppose he thought he was giving you some sleep for it :)

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  24. Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the laughs:)

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  25. Happy Birthday, Karen! Just think of it this way, he gave you an undisturbed night's sleep for your birthday. :P

    ~Tami Haney

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  26. It's badgertastic that it's your birthday! Hope it's happy.

    "Tangy buttocks" needs to be on sportswear! Maybe a semi-circle across some bike shorts or yoga pants.

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  27. It's your birthday today? It's mine too!

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  28. Happy Birthday!!!! *singing* And many more...

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  29. Happy Birthday Karen...
    Good luck tonight (maybe he'll do better). :)
    PS - I love your blog... The day only starts after we read STM (by "WE" I mean my friends and I, we have full conversations about STM and trying to picture what he is dreaming of). AMAZING!!!!!!!
    Congrats! keep it coming.
    Enjoy your day!

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  30. Happy Birthday Karen.

    Like others, I start my day having a cup of coffee and reading the wonderful rambles.

    Will there be a STB (B as in baby) in the future?

    That would be super if STB took after STM :o)

    Enjoy your day.

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  31. Happy B-day Karen - hope it's a wonderful year for you with lots more laughs and fun!!

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  32. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    Oh my...I feel like I've been given a b-day present with the Marmelade comment and it's NOT even near my b-day! Hilarious! ;)

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  33. I can't decide if the second one is sexy or creepy! Guess it depends on who is saying it to you.

    Tangy birthday!

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  34. Happy Birthday Karen!

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  35. Happy Birthday, Karen, from WV in the USA. Love your posts. Starts my day with a smile.

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  36. Happy Birthday! And thanks for all the laughs.

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  37. Can we have "Tangy...buttocks!" on a tshirt? :)

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  38. Happy birthday! Love the giggle... :P

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  39. Tangy buttocks... I'm going to be saying that for the rest of the day. And giggling.

    Happy birthday!

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  40. Happy Birthday! Maybe he'll give you lots of presents to make up for his lack of talking.

    That giggle is infectious and classic.

    You guys make my mornings!

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  41. Happy Birthday dear Karen!

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  42. Hey, it's your bday and I got the presents! My tee shirts came in today and are absolutely wonderful! Eagerly awaiting the tangy buttocks tee now (hint, hint) Big bday hugs from all your fans in SW PA

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  43. Happy Birthday, Karen :) Thanks to you and Adam for providing our daily laughs :D

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  44. Ooooh someone else with same birthday as me! Happy Birthday Karen....shame Adam had nothing to say :(

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  45. Happy Birthday Karen!

    Now, special request - hot pants with the word TANGY across the ass.

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  46. Happy Birthday! (sounding like Frosty the Snowman)

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  47. Happy Birthday. Maybe he'll give you a ton of doozies tonigth, though...does that still count as a birthday gift?

    I love reading your blog! love it!

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  48. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!
    MAY YOU HAVE MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS SO THAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO YOUR HUSBAND...
    Ahaha, I'm just kidding. I'm sure the Sleep Talkin Man will give us a lil somethin-somethin soon enough ;)
    Have a wonderful day! (Oh & psst, perhaps the sleep talking comes tonight)

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  49. You are on the Frank skinner show!! woohoo

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  50. just saw you on bbc2!! 'omg that is the blog i read!!'

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  51. Tangy... Buttocks! LOL!

    HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Birthday, Karen!!

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  52. Happy Buttocksday... er, I mean Birthday!

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  53. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer15 May 2010 at 01:09

    hoppy birddday 2u
    hippy burrdey tooyew
    huppy bardet to:yooowhooo
    ...Kare'en, haap-pee bear-day 2.emu.
    partyhardyhappily :] DaaaOhhh.
    (andalmostadaylate.thus,...evening)
    'ava.hiphap.&.hephop.niteo.
    - sendingout.hellooooozzzz.

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  54. Happy Birthday, Karen! 7@=e

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  55. Happy Birthday, Bonne Fete, from Ontario, Canada!
    Just love that gigggle of Adam's!!

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  56. just saw you guys on Frank Skinner, congrats

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  57. Hippy Bathday, Karen! teeheehee Certainly not as funny as Tangy Buttocks...
    Lori WI, US

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  58. Happy Birthday Karen (14 May same day as my fiance!). Wish you a very good health. oxox

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  59. the marmalade one! the first bit is from a story tape called "the man" by raymond briggs
    ask him if he knows it!

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  60. this is nitche one and visit on me too kalis

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