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May 15 2010

"That's the green one taken care of. Bring me the blue and I'll kick seven shades of shit out of it."

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"If your name's on the receipt, YOU are gonna be exchanged. Trust me. I've already got my eye on a little power boat."
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"Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."
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(as I slide back into bed) "Oh, tremors! Quick, under the table! Leave the goldfish though. Little shit. Let him suffer. Thinks he's all high and mighty 'cause he's got a castle."
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Karen's notes: Thanks to everyone for my wonderful birthday wishes yesterday!

To our eighteen goldfish, I wish to say: Don't feel bad, little guys. Daddy wasn't talking about you. Daddy loves you.

Adam knows where the power boat reference came from: He had his kids in Camden Market yesterday, and they all (him included) went crazy for a huge toy power boat.

ps - I went back and added the "lego" audio from two days ago.

46 comments:

  1. Funny stuff. You have to see this too. I replied and got a pic back! I hope she gets her year. http://cosprings.craigslist.org/m4w/1741129038.html

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  2. it sounded like "power wat" to me, but that doesn't make sense at all.

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  3. OMG!! Those are fricken hilarious! Love the blue one - feel sorry for it whatever it is lol.

    I have NO idea what he IS saying but I don't think it is power pack.

    The high n might goldfish one is also flippin funny!!!!

    love infectious ... lmao!! I swear the audio makes it THAT much more funnier :-)

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  4. "Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."

    T-Shirt. -Though one wouldn't want to convey the wrong message to the wrong person!

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  5. I think he's saying Power Pet (and I imagine it's something like a battery powered stuffed animal), don't know for sure though. :)

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  6. He said power boat lol XD

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  7. Ahhh love STM!
    But i would also say he said "power boat" you can definately hear the "T" at the end!!

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  8. 7 shades of blue :-D what, you're attacking a pack of crayons? xD
    and about the goldfish.. i totally agree :-) The word that comes to mind when I saw my first one was 'regal' <3 Bright red, tall dorsal fin, rich-flowing tail, swimming proud.. i miss it dearly :'-(
    You've got eighteen??? share a pic? :-P

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  9. He definitely says "power boat".

    I love the sound of panic in his voice on the last one.

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  10. Please please please do a T-shirt of the "my love is infectious"

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  11. That last one is magnificent - who knew so much contempt could be shown to a lowly goldfish!? Brilliant.

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  12. "My love is infectious..." would be perfect on a greeting card!!!

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  13. ROFLMBO!!! My two year old was looking at me like I was crazy I was laughing so hard!!!

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  14. just saw you guys on Frank Skinner, congrats

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  15. Congrats on the Frank Skinner appearance. For anyone in the UK that missed it you can catch it on BBC iplayer @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sf92k/Frank_Skinners_Opinionated_Episode_5/

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  16. Awesome as always - can't even pick a favourite!
    Happy Belated Birthday Karen! - I didn't get a chance to check in yesterday - but it's kinda nice because then I got a whole lotta funny today!
    :)
    (Canada)

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  17. Gez Quinn - LOL.. and who knew one could feel threatened by the so-called possessions of said goldfish?!

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  18. the goldfish one was hilarious!oh,and congratulations Karen

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  19. lolol high and mighty goldfish XD
    and Happy Belated B-Day Karen:)

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  20. omg love the goldfish one, i have fish in my classroom, and i say crap like that to them when im cleaning their tank ........ dont judge me :P

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  21. I love the "My love is infectious" one! That is so cute! Do you ever sleep Karen?

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  22. "Thinks he's all high and mighty 'cause he's got a castle"
    I`ll never look at my goldfish the same way again, Heh,heh,heh! and one of mine has lovely red eyes, his name of course is Damien

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  23. I can't help but wonder if Adam wooed Karen with his never-ending stash of 80's lyric wannabes

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  24. Just saw you on Frank Skinner's show. I think you are both amazing :) and I hate it when people say that you are lying. Why would anyone do that? It would take so much time and effort. I believe you =) and I think you have a wonderful mind, Adam, haha

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  25. AreastellNicole16 May 2010 at 00:24

    awww poor little gold fish :( oh and speaking of fish: does any one know how many chromosomes False Killer Whales have?

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  26. 'Seven shades of shit' - classic invective! Awesome alliteration! 7@=e

    @AreastellNicole: Maybe you should ask the Internet Oracle (TM) instead?
    (plus - it's a mammal, not a fish). 7@=Q

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  27. NewMexicanAnnie16 May 2010 at 02:34

    @LA/wts Awesome alliteration AND a real tongue twister!!!!!!!!!! :)

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  28. the "my love is infectious" one needs to be on a shirt!!

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  29. i really want to buy something but i can't decide what quote i want! you should have a tote that's covered in quotes - i would buy that.

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  30. AreastellNicole16 May 2010 at 05:45

    @la/wts,
    i search the internet for a good 2 hours and i went to libary. Neither one worked for me :( and i know its a mammal, but when i think of things that live in the water, i just call them fish. thanks for the suggestion though ^.^

    i also agree "my love is infectious" should be on a shirt!

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  31. @AreastellNicole 44, they're in the family Delphinidae
    http://books.google.com/books?id=ASIVAAAAIAAJ&pg=PA90&lpg=PA90&dq=42+chromosomes+Delphinidae&source=bl&ots=g1u8q3TYwW&sig=pc-llMD4IyBkAk3z78v-Mr1VUNA&hl=en&ei=PtnvS7C8Jon-M5ibweAP&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CCMQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=42%20chromosomes%20Delphinidae&f=false

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  32. @AreastellNicole they're in the family Delphinidae, so a quick search gave me 44

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  33. His tone when he talks about his love being infectious xD It's awesome.
    Also, the goldfish's castle made me giggle xD

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  34. Oh, and Belated Happy Birthday, Karen!

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  35. Seven shades of shit - lol there is a swedish movie called Four shades of brown (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342636/)

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  36. Does Adam ever watch the Disney channel with his kids? The goldfish made me think of Dennis the fish from Stanley, although Dennis just has a recliner chair, not a castle.

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  37. NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT...."Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."

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  38. I remember my first powerboat.

    Cyrus Jeffries
    Scotty Cameron Putter

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  39. "Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."

    That. Possibly will make me cry later when I wake up more.

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  40. AreastellNicole19 May 2010 at 01:56

    i my thanks to the people who answered my question!

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  41. Haha! so so funny :D But on a serious note, please for the love of god tell me those 18 goldfish are either in a pond or a 200-300 gallon tank with heavy filtration ? ( because if not that is actually what they need, no I'm not joking )

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  42. Oh, man. The part about the blue one on the first thing he said. That is my most favorite phrase of all time.

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  43. I actually enjoyed reading through this posting.Many thanks.
    powerboat

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