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May 26 2010

"Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face fucked with ice cream cake."

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Karen's notes: No chattering last night. This is from the nestegg.

A few months ago, Adam actually did smush an entire chocolate cake into his 2nd cousin's face, just for fun. (Well, you insisted he wouldn't, so it really was your fault, Gaby.) My point is, Adam knows something about this cake-in-face thing.

28 comments:

  1. Charming as ever.
    xx

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  2. that would be a somewhat horrible yet delicious event in that person's life.

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  3. Would this happen to be left over from around the time of Adam's birthday?

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  4. Mmmmmmmmm...ice cream cake :-)

    Good thing you have that 'nest egg' he seems to more quiet more often, probably good for you, Karen, maybe you can get some sleep ;-)

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  5. I second that! That person has it coming :)

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  6. Hahahahahahaha -- easily one of my favourites.

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  7. I believe this is the man you're looking for: Nicolas Clement. As he's been dead for over 150 years, he may not see the funny side! :-)

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  8. How big is the nest egg Karen?

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  9. please please please turn this into coffee mug.

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  10. lisa from tx26 May 2010 13:53

    that would be the funniest coffee mug!!! better yet.. how about a travel coffee mug or tumbler. i love it!

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  11. Ok, I'll add the mug tonight! -Karen

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  12. Brilliant!

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  13. oh yes, this needs to be on some purchasable item for all the world to see:)

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  14. Yes, a B I G mug!

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  15. Maybe I should do big mugs, but they're expensive! I can't imagine people would really want to spend that much.

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  16. Personally I'd vote for poster size to mount on the refrigerator door!

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  17. My favorite STM quote ever!

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  18. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer26 May 2010 21:32

    'Cold. Calculated...and in your *face ?!'
    FOOD for Thought, flavors optional - lip smackin' too!...and a tongue wag-back for doin' so. . .
    hmmmmmmmm...jesterin'
    -frosting flakes!
    -calorie burner! -counter and a half!
    -foodenergy unit STMan!;) -waterfood labeller! say; chheeeese, (splat)
    ```rum'n raisin' itshay...```

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  19. I would LOVE this as a coffee mug! I'm a Nutrition student and would love walking in class with this mug ;-)
    Please please please!

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  20. yes, travel mug!!

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  21. That actually sounds kinda fun!

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  22. I'm in the process of trying to lose weight and I LOVE this comment!

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  23. This is absolutely brilliant. Just reading it had me laughing, and now I've listened to the audio a few times and can't do it without cracking up. Amazing.

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  24. Face-full-of-ice-cream-cake sounds loads tastier than the face-full-of-snowbank that my older brother inflicted on me when we were kids. :)

    Crap. Now I really want ice cream.

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