(I open the laptop in bed) "Mmmm, balls of light. Bibble bobbly bibble. Bibble bobble." (I quickly close it again out of guilt) "Oh, it's burst! I hope it enjoyed itself whilst it was around."
or click here(I think, screw the guilt, I'm bored, and open the laptop again. Adam sings:) "Here comes the sun. Hmm hmm hmm hmm. Here comes the sun, and I say... Hmmm. I said something. I forget what. Not important now."
or click here"I do stuff. Cool stuff. Not the pathetic crappy little stuff that you're so fucking proud of, fuck face."
or click here"Wow! You came! Everybody, everybody. After three, say: What the fuck are YOU doing here?"
or click here"That's a tortoise. Say it: TOR TOISE. Not a turtle. That's why your turtle sank. Poor tortoise. Never stood a chance."
or click here