"Why must I choose? Dog or fish. Dog or fish... Fish... ARGH, I get it wrong every time!"
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That beauty was from the night before last. Last night was a quiet one.
Now, check out this weirdness. This is from May 18:
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and this is from May 15:
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(For those who don't have access to audio, this is Adam saying almost exactly the same thing, three days earlier. What a truly odd husband I have.
Shameless merch update: New stuff in the shops! I added these to shirts and mugs:
"Christ on a bike!"
"Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas."
"They're not love handles. I've got love impact protection barriers."
"Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."
"Jellyfish are attacking. Everybody grab your ice cream guns!"And there's only 4 DAYS LEFT for the buy-four-get-one-free special on shirts in the US shop. US $ customers, use code MAYSHIRTS, Canadian $ customers use CADMAYSHIRTS.