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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 23 2010

"Where's the beef? Where's the beef? All is can see is cheese. Just cheese. Stop melting the beef! Cheesy fucking beef."

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"There are certain rules to throwing a party. Rule one: invite me. Rule two? Make sure you do rule one."
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"This is your life. Ugly, pitiful, stupid little thing, isn't it."
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"Put the jelly through the strainer, and get spaghetti jelly. Much more fun!"
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Karen's notes: Remember, here in the UK, "jelly" = "jell-o". So imagine smushing jell-o through a strainer. After hearing the recording, Adam had the idea of trying this out, making a nest out of the spaghetti jell-o and adding ice-cream eggs. I'll let you all know how that pans out.

Also, a note for you Americans that were around in the 80's: Wendy's doesn't exist here. (Search for "Where's the beef" on YouTube if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

28 comments:

  1. Hee! Spaghetti Jelly! :D I would totes eat that.

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  2. I think they make something like that, its a sweet though. I really wanna make jelly now

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  3. If that doesn't work try putting the jelly through a ricer (bigger holes).

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  4. Julienne Jelly?
    Not being a fan of jello in the fist place, i can't see how this is going to be a culinary success. Let us know the verdict on how it turns out though!

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  5. Lol, is Adam this clever when he's awake? He's had some pretty interesting ideas in his sleep. My daily fav today is the party rules. That'd make a good t-shirt.

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  6. so he had never heard the commercial before? what's the odds of that?!? lol

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  7. The "Party Rules" would go great for college campuses, haha!

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  8. WHERES THE BEEF!!!! I LOVED THAT COMMERCIAL! I AM FROM THE HOME TOWN OF WENDY's Even went to school with the real Wendy!

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  9. did he by chance see heston blumenthal Feasts on channel 4? he made jelly noodles in his 80's style feast.

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  10. Spaghetti Jelly is made of win!

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  11. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer23 May 2010 at 17:57

    STM mish-mash/mash-up at Wendy's...

    There's a party going on down there-Kool and the G, it's Party Rules! with rules guest host...STM where no rules apply as long as he is involved. Grab your strainers, don't strain too hard to find one; ah yes, This is your life. Ugly, pitiful, stupid little thing, isn't it, to do as the good man does in dreamstate.

    Say cheese, Just cheese. Stop melting the...oh kay, "Where's the beef? Where's the beef?
    All is can see is cheese. The Beef! Cheesy fucking BEEEF."

    Spaghetti jelly!!!- sweet -wine and ricey, julienned in the culinary cuisine, bowlful-feasts of jelly nuudles ...no, it's a retro food fight commercial in Wendy's Town-80's...fun for the whole family...
    one big hole thought, without the * BeeF and no beefbutts about it! -the unveg-ingredient that binds this danglin'dessert; won't hold up on it's own...oh, scrap this thought...

    it pays to rule the party in STM world-breakthrough mindzone, tunnelling top spot...we get more juicier, beefier morsels of funkyfun...x*rated.or.not.to.trot.with,..
    Much more fun!"

    napkins si vous plait, danke shon.
    ---spot check'd...

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  12. I would love to see pictures of that spaghetti jelly nest and ice cream eggs.

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  13. Did he mean Wendy's when he said 'Where's the beef?' Because when I read it, that's the first thing I thought of...

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  14. He doesnt sound like he is saying much more fun, I think he's saying Morph more fun. Maybe the little plasticine friend of Tony Heart came into his dream?

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  15. Actually, "Cheesy Fucking Beef" sounds like it would be a big hit at sandwich shops....... 7@=Q

    I'd be interested (as would we all, I guess) to see how the spaghetti jelly turns out....

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  16. Trademark Name: Spajelly. -With Spajello soon to follow! Tangelo Spajello: Sounds Scrumptious!

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  17. I love those party rules...

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  18. Party rules needs to be on a shirt.

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  19. I think you should have someone illustrate these sayings like they do on threadless or busted tees.

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  20. Wendy's does exist in the UK - has done for years...

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  21. Did Peter Russell-Clarke's "Where's the cheese?" ad campaign ever make it to the UK?

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  22. Pretty sure "where's the beef" was the Braum's commercial

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  23. They used to have a Wendy's in London in Picadilly Square.

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  24. If you make the Jell-O with less water, it's firmer, and should set up and be able to be put though a strainer.

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  25. I remember the where's the beef adverts from when I went to America on my 11th birthday. I'm 36 now .... just shows how long ago that was.

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  26. "Rule number seven is don't touch the women..."
    -- http://www.christiankane.com/
    (Listen to the song on the front page to find out the rest.)

    I've become something of a jello shot master. Now I'm considering the possibilities of alcoholic spaghetti jelly.

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