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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 22 2010

"How much for the frog? No, that one.... No, THAT one. Goddammit, how much for the frog, that one with the tail?... Well excuse me! How much for the lizard then?"

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"Ok, let's swap saliva. I know, love is messy."
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Karen's notes: About that first one. We've been raising tadpoles for the last few weeks. We're just waiting for them to get their little legs so that we can release them into the pond at the park. Maybe Adam's been looking at frogs with tails for so long, he's gotten himself confused?

Oh, hey, we got so many requests for "blue sky thinking" on merch, we rushed it into the shops. Shirts and mugs!

22 comments:

  1. Lol, I love how arsey he sounds when hesays "well excuse me!"

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  2. Oooh my god, I love the first one! Hilarious

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  3. 4ever =O) laughter22 May 2010 at 10:49

    ohhhhohohooo...the first one was tooo funny in every word and inflection of today's taddy-tale storyline..

    - then comes the 2ndary one, too true...ohhhhohohooo!
    - a froggy kiss to a prince! (hopefully not a snakeylizard ;] heehee

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  4. Warning!!! Put down your drink before reading.

    This needs to be included in the intro. Fortunately, I know better 'cause I would have a real mess at "How much for the lizard then?"

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  5. well,i love the saliva swap,
    but personally i wouldn't wear it on a T

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  6. we love to raise tadpoles in the summer.
    one of my daughters introduced several friends to your blog. when the question of how Adam can truly be saying these things in his sleep was asked, my daughter explained the years of listening to my husband sleep talk. even now, if he naps without his breathing mask, he talks every time. my daughter's favorite? "i killed him. i killed him. i need to hide the body. help me hide the body!" obvious sleep talking remark for the father of girls...
    so, yeah... we totally believe.

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  7. Excuuuuuuse me. Just can't get that good on a T-shirt as listening to the audio. I want to marry my own sleep talking man! A lifetime of entertainment for sure!

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  8. I love the way he says "Well excuuuuuse me" hahaha
    And raising taddys! Cool, don`t forget to keep the goldfish away from them!

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  9. Clearly, STM channels Steve Martin in his sleep. I dare say, however, that Steve Martin has permeated the unconscious of most of us. I loooove the blog!!!

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  10. Ok... got the song... 'How much is that doggie in the window...' but goes to the tune of 'how much is that froggie in the window... the one with no legs and a tail...' wow... thanks adam e.e

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  11. lol - well, excuuuuuse me! Wolfen - thanks for putting that song in my head now too! :)

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  12. I have said "well excuse me" like that.! Lol. Classic, simply classic

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  13. there needs to be a like button for these. the first one was epic!

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  14. Ah hah hah hah hah hah!

    That is all.

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  15. I love, love, looove the frog/lizard one! Cracks me up every time :D

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  16. i'm raising tadpoles too!!!!!!!

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  17. well... excuuuuuse me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THIS MAN DESERVE A FROG!!

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