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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 21 2010

Picture the scene: Living room. 10 pm. I'm on the phone with my Dad. Adam, who has been napping on the sofa next to me, starts chattering away. Adam mumbles "stupid fucking cow", then something about fishsticks. My Dad was lucky enough to hear him say something like, "Get away. Get away, I tell you!" After Dad and I hung up, I bolted to the bedroom for the recorder. Here's what ensued:
"Yeah shut up. I'm gonna stick you in the boot with the other shit that I can't be bothered to deal with, and too embarrassed to take out."
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and then...

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(By the way, Americans out there, keep in mind that "boot" means trunk of the car.)

And lastly, here's what we got overnight:
"Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas."
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81 comments:

  1. Definitely sounded like "mudge fucker" LMAO. Ah, see...the clean mouth didn't last long.
    And why should it...it'd be kinda weird not to hear it! :P

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  2. I love the "Nothing makes sense anymore.", that Adam mumbles at the end.

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  3. Lunchfucker?

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  4. Mudgefucker! That's got to go on a t-shirt!

    And 'Your blue-sky thinking' needs to go on a motivational poster. Maybe something to add to the shop? Or Adam could go freelance as a motivational speaker!

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  5. "I love the "Nothing makes sense anymore.", that Adam mumbles at the end."

    Me too! Poor guy sounds a bit overwhelmed. Imagine waking up everyday to have your other half grilling you on conversations you know nothing about.

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  6. Sounded like motherfucker to me.

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  7. You were right. The 'no swearing' didn't last :(

    hehe

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  8. @Kezz "Imagine waking up everyday to have your other half grilling you on conversations you know nothing about."

    I recently found out that I sometimes sleep talk in Finnish (a non-native language for me). I had gone to bed, while my partner stayed up at the computer. Apparently I mumbled something in my sleep, he asked me to repeat it, and I did. He has no idea what I said because he only speaks English. I'd really love to know what I was talking about.

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  9. It might be "fudge fucker" which would make some sort of sense.

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  10. I reckon it's "Fudgepacker"

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  11. fudgepacker, would make sense - but it doesn't really sound like that

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  12. i think it sounds like 'munch fucker'.

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  13. Hahaha! - I love how Karen sounds so sweet on the reveals... "Did you say budge-fucker?" heeheehee!
    Have a wonderful day K&A!

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  14. The abrupt randomness of that word, ending with "nothing makes sense" has me in absolute stitches.

    I find it hilarious that Adam enunciates and speaks clearer in 'sleep mode' than he does when he's just woken up. Sounds like a lost little schoolboy!

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  15. the blue sky thinking quote belongs on a motivational poster

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  16. I like lunchfucker. It evokes a lovely image of Adam molesting a brown paper bag.

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  17. forget "blue sky thinking" on a motivational poster. (Only people that came to your house would see it.) Put it on a shirt!

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  18. Hi, pleased to meet you and your wonderful blog

    Come pay a visit some time

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  19. Poor guy! I feel so bad for him because he sounds so confused when he wakes up.

    Definitely need the blue sky quote on a shirt. I have a few people I'd like to give it to. ;-)

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  20. LOVE IT! I can't start my day without listening to his ramblings! I talk too in my sleep and my husband will wake me up asking me what I have said, I sound just like him...dazed, confused, and no idea what I just said! Love it!

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  21. I thought it sounded like pudgefucker.

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  22. Oh please, but the "blue skies" thing on a mug or t-shirt. I really hate when people start blathering on about "blue sky" thinking and this made me nearly spit my morning tea onto the monitor....

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  23. It sure sounds like "motherfucker" to me. Common expression of anger here in the states, lol. You just better not say it around your mother or you'll get a slap on the mouth!

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  24. It definitely sounds like "motherfucker", just mumbled very fast, like "mo'fucker", though the proposed alternate possibilities are terribly amusing, if nonsensical (more nonsensical than usual for STM, I mean). :)`

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  25. I'm pretty sure he's saying 'motherfucker!'

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  26. "...I bolted to the bedroom for the recorder"

    Wow! Karen you really are amazing.... always on it with that recorder! I'm sure I speak for the majority of us in saying...We really appreciate your enthusiastic diligence and persistent record keeping...this is legendary stuff!

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  27. Mos Def...muthafucka

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  28. Poor Adam

    "...nothing makes sense!"

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  29. i agree that the "nothing makes sense" was up there with the funniest things i've heard on this blog.

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  30. I heard fudge packer or it could have been fudge fucker, I am not 100% sure.

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  31. I truly Laughed Out Loud here!Today's post was amazing.MUDGEFUCKER!(?)And Adam's voice after saying it made it all the more hilarious!

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  32. Mudge does mean buffalo in Punjabi, it makes sense, if you're into buffaloes this is.

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  33. I'd say he say "Brown Schieger"
    It's this liver sausage that my boyfriend eats and he says it just like Adam did.

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  34. "Blue Sky thinking" really needs to go on a mug so I can put it on my desk at work. Not so much on a t-shirt, but definately a great mug phrase.

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  35. HAHAHA!!! Seriously will have to integrate the blue-sky thinking quote into my life somehow. That one's classic.

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  36. I'm pretty sure he said munch fucker actually. 'Munch' is often used as a suffix to an elaborate curse, e.g. butt munch, dick munch. I think.

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  37. I got "bushwhacker!" or possibly "fudgepacker"

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  38. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer21 May 2010 at 20:54

    does S~T~M... hava sh*tful of STUFF--- to boot
    -under-hoodifiablely being a cornucopia of rotting'ness...
    that root of his embarrassment; stale & dated, a mr. fridge on wheels being the timeline of munch ruckus all under a dark cloud of pissedupon ideas to air,

    - that being of turning on it head; the think tank; that almost tanked, dependant, or wuz that thinkin'in blues with hues of color-rose, a daydreamers state of mind to 'my messy bedroom' eyes for smilin'...tryin,' all the whilin'...dialin' into voice-male, unbeknownst at the other end

    ...vortext.in.the.EndZone...

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  39. clear as a bell - it was fudge packer

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  40. Sounds like "motherfucker" to me. He just kind of swallowed the middle "er".

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  41. Just wanna let you know how much I love this blog. I think you should know - if you don't already - that you are very, very lucky to be wed to someone who does this in his sleep.

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  42. would be greatly appreciated if you can provide the dialogue or at least a summary of what happens during all the audio clips. Not all of us are able to use audio and I hate missing out on STM!!

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  43. I love the blue sky thinking, that's classic! Also love the reaction stuff... Awesome.

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  44. What was the "I just woke up on Earth" bit? I totally LOLed.

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  45. hahahha, i heard mother trucker

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  46. Please, please, please make "Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas" into a mug!

    Although, I secretly harbor a desire to wear the shirt under a reasnable blouse and flash the shirt when provoked. .oO(bad me - no cookies)

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  47. it's a long shot, but i'd like to think he said "munchrugger". like rugmuncher (basically a way of calling someone a lesbian) but reversed. that would be hilarious.

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  48. Im so glad oyu have started adding audio of you explaining what Adam says! It is so funny to hear him be all innocent after the hilarious stuff comes out of his mouth.

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  49. definately sounds like "fudge-fucker!" to this Brit :)

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  50. I thought Punch Fucker. You know, like "punch that fucker!"

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  51. Munch fucker?

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  52. Sounded like Butt Fucker to me

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  53. I HEARD MUD TRUCKER!!!!!!!

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  54. IT'S 'FUDGE FUCKER', WHICH IS A NOT VERY NICE TERM DESCRIBING GAY SEX. TERM I'VE HEARD USED LOADS BEFORE!

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  55. "I love the "Nothing makes sense anymore.", that Adam mumbles at the end."

    Haha, this.

    Also, I heard "mother-trucker!", which is basically a censored "motherfucker". I AM PROBABLY WRONG, THOUGH.

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  56. I heard munch-rugger, but then, I might be biased by my own preferences =P

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  57. omg we need mudgefucker on a t-shirt or a ringtone!

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  58. He yelled "braunschweiger" (pronounced Brun-shwa-(wa as in water)-gur. It's liverwurst.

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  59. I've never heard a sweetest sounding "fucker" than yours in the reveal. You are awesome! Big hugs from Argentina! (if he ever dreams in spanish you got your translator)

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