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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 31, 2010

"Check out that crab, and his oh-so-sideways attitude. Dipshit. No one's impressed."

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"Damn squid. Damn squid. Smells like she sea shit- sea shit- shit sea... damn. Fuck it. Smelly."
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I'm going to interject here and mention that we spent the day wandering around the banks of the river with Adam's kids yesterday, digging up little crabs and other water-life. Now, that first quote was in the dead of night, maybe 3 am. Cut ahead to 9 am, I start stroking Adam's forehead to wake him up, and:

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For those of you without audio, Adam has just yelled out "CRAB" in response to my loving caresses, thereby proving that crustaceans were the overarching theme of the night's imaginings. This audio also demonstrates how utterly adorable my husband is.

63 comments:

  1. ...yes,you are both adorable...xo

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  2. "oh, okay, Yay! Snuggle time."

    Too cute!

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  3. oh geez
    brb, dying of adorable

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  4. I love the transition from shouting to sweetness. Shows he really is a different person when he's asleep.

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  5. Adam, you're far to adorable

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  6. Does he have a brother? LOL If I asked my husband to snuggle he'd grab a boob. Typical man. "Yay, snuggle time!"

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  7. LMAO!!! The reveal is the best!!! Love the transition from "What the fuck are you doing?" to "Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Now THAT's cute!!!

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  8. aww, he really is sweet.

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  9. I think he wanted to say "She shits sea-shit down by the shit-store" or similar and gave up 'cause it wasn't going well

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  10. Yay, snuggle time... after you scared to crap out of him first. I had to listen to it 3 times it was so funny! :)

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  11. Oh that is too cute for words. You're a very lucky girl

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  12. Screaming laughing - that was priceless. "CRAB!! - what the FUCK are you DOING???" "It's time for snuggling!" "Oh... Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Karen, you KNOW you tried to get him to yell. You sound so shocked and innocent with your 'time for snuggling' but we know better.

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  13. "...and his oh-so-sideways attitude..." I love it!!!!

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  14. Aww, you guys are so cute! <3 I love this blog.

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  15. heheheh!
    "oh...okay. Yay!
    he was pleasently surprised that it wasnt a crab scuttling across his forehead.

    you guys rock my world.

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  16. what the fuck are you doing!?!?

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  17. Actually, you're both adorable.
    I tried to say "Smells like she sea shit- sea shit- shit sea" awake and sober and couldn't quite do it, but the adorable, silver-tongued STM had no problems. Impressive!!

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  18. The "It's time for snuggling" set me off. You owe me a new keyboard...this one's all milk-covered now...

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  19. lmao CRAB! what the fuck are you doing?

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  20. :D The waking up is the best!!!
    Thanks for giving me at least one laugh every morning!!

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  21. I want a crap t-shirt!!!!!!!

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  22. too cute. that's just too freakin' cute.

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  23. Hahaha that's hilarious, and adorable. And I love the "oh-so sideways attitude" LOL!

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  24. A morning without Sleep Talkin' Man is like...I dunno...not worth wakin' up for, that's for sure. Yay! Adam and Karen time!

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  25. On the 1st crab one he sounds like simon cowell.

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  26. lol, you guys are awesome :)

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  27. lol at first i thought he said whazzatt? the fuck are you doing then i thought he said yay is nap time! lol i was wrong! morning isnt worth it w/out you guys!

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  28. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer31 May 2010 at 20:42

    ...on the banks of the river, on a sunny side of the sun, it'was "CRAB" sea sun amongst the water, so full of life; Adam's kids having a dingy-dungy digg-up for crustaceans of family fun together caressed in palms---little critters, shiitsuweet to smellyhelly it sounds.

    ...down for the count, that crabby atitude, oh so sideways, otherwise impressively a crabdance to the left,;maybe it'was to the right, or maybe wrong...just imaginings that this outing was the spark to another tale of the sea-landlubbers at bay...wanderings and wonderthings--- forwards to the forehead, it was another crablike-CRABBY-crababble day that crabbed into the subconscious yesterday once more today

    ...a love story, when sleep-waking Adam met Karen and all was okeedokay, shout.out.louds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7fdSJzSifM

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  29. the fuck are you doing?

    yay! snuggle time!

    =DDDDDD

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  30. *pouts at Karen* I want one of what you got! Just too cute.. Yay for snuggle time =D

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  31. Adam has children? I did not know this.

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  32. I believe this cuteness deserves to be on a shirt.

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  33. Those crabs really left an impression didn't they? Hope he enjoyed snuggletime.
    xx

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  34. Yes Mikey they staged all these audio clips just so you could point out to the world that this is fake. Ugh.


    also Yay for "CRAB"

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  35. If you don't make this one a T-shirt, I'm going to cry..."Oh-so-sideways attitude"...ROFL!

    Love this blog =) Shun the non-believers.

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  36. the crab one NEEDS to be made into a t-shirt...and their oh so sideways attitude

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  37. The "Yay! Snuggle time!" needs to be a on a shirt. It made me laugh so hard

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  38. omgsh too cute thats one of the sweetest things ever!! a guy that actually likes to snuggle :)

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  39. That ending is both hilarious and ADORABLE! Awwwwwww!

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  40. @Meg: "Shun the non-believers." is probably the best comment quote i've seen. love it.

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  41. I love the "Yaaaay". :-)
    Too fun!!!!

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  42. One thing I totally love about Adam's words is the absolute conviction with which he delivers them. Particularly on this one - the "Yay! Sunggle time!" sounds so genuinely delighted!
    Aw, I'm crushin' on yer man.

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  43. omg i love that last audio it is sooo cute!

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  44. I still listen to the last audio because it just makes me laugh. I had a horrible day at work and listening to this again just made it all better! If he wasn't saying "what the fuck are you doing?" I'd listen to it AT work! Lol. Just the CRAB part and possibly "yay snuggling" could be a ring tone, or at least a message alert!

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  46. *pokes Anonymous 5 June @ 00:56 with a pointed stick* Bad Anon! Flog your goods on YOUR blog, not theirs! *muttering darkly* blog flogger

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  47. :-( bother. I apologize to Jess for tying her time to the blog flogger. The nic should have been Anonymous 5 June @ 02:45.

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  48. I have now listened to the wake up 6 times, and I have erupted into giggles every time. Thank you.

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  49. I think Ive listened to this Snuggle Time like 100 times now and it still make me bust out laughin so hard i cant breath... I love that he yells crab at u than is so happy for snuggle time. Its so cute and funny. Thanx for brightng my day

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  50. I think if the "snuggle time" quote isn't on a tee-shirt, it ought to be!

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  51. I can't wait for my boyfriend to come home so I can play that "snuggle time" one for him. :P

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  52. what the FUCK are you doing!?
    Oh...YAY!
    Snuggletime<3

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  53. "CRAB!" woke STM up but you can still hear him fading away as he says "What the FUCK are you DOING?" And as Adam takes over full possession of the body, he says "Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Oh goodness gracious! This is like watching "Identity" but in a more civil, non violent, fluffy kitty version of it.

    I believe he has "adorkable" written all over him <3

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