"Just look at that bear. What a handsome fellow. It's a bear, I tell you. Bloody gerbils, stop being so nit-picky!"
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Sleeping Adam doesn't seem to like rodents a lot
I've got my ice cream gun ready. Any one of those little buggers comes near me they'll be toast. Or a least a bit sticky.
I want an Ice cream gun!
I think Adam has hit upon a brilliant idea with the ice cream guns! Imagine a war with ice cream guns....what fun that would be!
Just avoid icecream with choc chips in it. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. ... Of course, jellyfish don't have eyes...
LMAO! Love the jellyfish one with the ice cream gun!
Seems there could be a Flash game in this jellyfish thing :D
I love how he says "Nit picky". LOL I really don't know how I ever started my day without Sleep Talkin' Man. I'm still in my PJ's, haven't had a coffee yet, but this is always my first stop. Thank you for doing this day after day! :)
OMG, I love the ice cream guns! I would totally buy one!
he says "damn things" not "little things". I like how he sounds like a commander in war or somethin.
He does mention Jellyfish and Gerbils quite a lot...I reckon he has a hidden phobia!!
Hmmm... Jelly and ice cream...
@ Anonymous 12:19Nah, he definitely says 'little'!
in retrospect....could http://www.oryans.com/marcon.htmlbe in playmode today?i fathom to gather that another interpretation be an attack of the giddies...jellfishing- blubbering-about with marshmallow ice cream coneshots to see how Missy can fish up with it's jelly-rowling arms outreaching-stretched (gimme room!) to catch 'em curled in for a final look at a photophinish of one bill giant ball-of-a porkuspine of a fish out of water jumpup (split second or you'll missit) ginormous mellow-fluff ball deemed the winning picture of the day in the Seabook of the Unusuals....oh, just a theoretical thought since one brought up the notion quototion------ oh dear, i was thinking of an octopus...nevermind... jelly over this, i was not even picturing these, well, maybe now, one blob --- with one mighty hairdoo, tentacally challenged, air sprayed in curls of white and pinconed?....big oooppppspahpah......... http://www.jellyfishfacts.net/jellyfish-pictures.html( persnickety nitpickin' to get with the bloody program here, it's the weekend, that's my excuse and i'm stickin' witit )
..gerbils. hah!Are we absolutely sure he's not saying Göbbels? That would'a been hilarious :D :D :D
That jellyfish one would make an awesome t-shirt!
Ice cream gun, locked & loaded! ROFL
Jellyfish are attacking!!! lmfao I love it!
hahaha wow! great blog! and your husband´s so original :D hahaha i want an ice cream gun too!! XDgreetings from spain!
He sounded like he was in a huge panic over those jellyfish.
what's up with Adam and all the little animals? gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs. it's like he's got a mini zoo in his head!
definitely says "little things", not "damn things". Too funny!
Being attacked by jellies would warrant a bit of panic! OW. Thank goodness everyone had their ice cream gun. I've left home SO many times without mine, just tempting fate.I love how he says nitpicky too, Cheryl! And wonder if the gerbils are the ones arguing about the bear's identity, or if someone has pointed out to STM that it isn't a bear, it is a gerbil. Not sure which one is funnier!
I thought I was just as well off reading but now that I'm in the habit of listening, I don't know how I lived without listening to Adam every day. His inflection is to die for....
LOL!! Everybody grab your ice cream guns. That one caught me totally by surprise. Still laughing.Hugs to Prof Z! Welcome back.
sounds wide-awake to me
OMG! Ice cream guns - violently tasty! Yum! lolStill gives a smile most every morning - thank you STM!!
Though the peanut-butter gun (on full automatic) is a far superior - and more appropriate - anti-jellyfish weapon, unfortunately it isn't licensed for seaside use in the UK. Still, a few well-aimed rounds of Double Chocolate and Strawberry can inflict enough damage to make those little buggers think twice..... 7@=Q
I just want you to know that I'm a huge fan of you and your husband's sleep talking. This blog just makes my day!
You bring your ice cream gun; I'll grab the marshmallow shooter. We'll have one helluva party!
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Ice_20Cream_20Gunfollow that if want to make your own ice cream gun. You will need a paintball gun to jigger around with though.-Lunch Boy
OMG I want an Ice Cream Gun!!lol!Talking about experiments on yesterday's post got me thinkin. I've been watching Glee lately...I wonder what would happen if he watched something like that before bed at night? Or perhaps just during the day? I know sometimes the things he does during the day are the inspiration for his words at night(Referencing to your vacation and the elephant cracks). Would certain T.V. shows stimulate his Insultus Maximus?haha. Totally made that up. :POn another note, these are great! I usually read them about midnight, so I have a hard time suppressing my giggles. :P Lovely.
I LOVE the jellyfish comment!
I would love a t-shirt with that jellyfish comment on! Loved it!
i don't have an ice-cream gun. would a marshmallow gun work?
i thought Adam was against jelly molestation?! lol
You can't DO that to a jellyfish! Dirty jelly molester. ;)
I guess you HAVE to do that, when THEY attack. Otherwise, of course, you are Dirty jelly molester :~)
Oh how I wish I had an ice cream gun...
I would ADORE ""Just look at that bear. What a handsome fellow" on a t-shirt!
Hahahaha I woke my parents up, laughing at the jellyfish audio. That was priceless!
I think i'll draw a "Jellyfish attacking" picture