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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 9 2010

"Oh, just think about what you said. That is, if you can spare the grey matter from remembering how to breathe."

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"Great. So you've fallen in love again. Go wash yourself off. Dirty stuff."
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Karen's notes: We had a quiet night. Maybe he tired himself out battling jellyfish and arguing with gerbils. These are from the stockpile.

11 comments:

  1. Well that's an awfully long way from "Falling in love is wonderful..."

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  2. Yeah, "fall in love" is my favorite recent few days.

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  3. I check your blog almost every day and it always makes me laugh. Last night I was at a Jazz Concert in Denver, Colorado and Musician Corey Christianson was inspired by a sleep talkin man quote to name one of his songs "The Penguins deserve better" on his new album. Thanks for the laughs!

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  4. I agree totally, love, it's just filthy! lol

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  5. I honestely wish I was more of the insulting type just so I could use some of the amazing insults STM comes up with.

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  6. Last night my BF confirmed I talk in my sleep a little, although he says I took too low for him to understand. Hmmm I sure I'm not as humorous as STM is though. :)

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  7. Man I wish I could say some of this stuff to my co-workers but I'd just be fired....

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  8. Based on these gems I would say you are one lucky woman. Plus you have a constant source of free entertainment. Thanks for sharing the dreaming thoughts of you wacky and inspired husband.So good to see a sense of humor even when unconscious.

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  9. Love is indeed dirty stuff, lol.

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