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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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June 28 2010

"You're so generous. Don't you ever stop giving things.... to me. Give me everything."

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"Two black cats, one white dog. Dog wins. Cats are pussies. Every time. ... Ha, pussycats! Funny! Ha ha ha."
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26 comments:

  1. could you give us notes on nestegg quotes if you got them

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  2. LMAO!!! The dog vs 2 cats one is FuuuuUUUUUUnnny!!

    Love it!

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  3. He even recognized his unintentional play on words. Very impressive!

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  4. i agree with comment above but STM was a bit slow in picking that up. You can't blame him if he's asleep.

    You just can't help to love the selfish, alter-ego of Adam that is STM!!!

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  5. He sounds so tickled when he gets to "Ha, pussycats!"

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  6. "Give me every thing" was a nice one. Love you guys :)

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  7. he said the "P" word!
    pussycats. that one was hysterical, inflection and all.

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  8. Loved the way he said the "give me everything" one. Thanks so much for the sound. It makes these so much better. ^_^

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  9. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer28 June 2010 13:47

    it's all about me, Me, ME...hoggy me, gimme,gimme; GETS in STM who rules the Land between his eyes...

    but these pussy eyes are quite the surprise ...
    - funny treat for Cat Lovers, no denomination =D
    ...some Funny! Ha ha ha'zzZ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZAazAOshe0

    pussycat, pussycat...where are you at
    pussycat, pussycat...sat at the mat
    pussycat, pussycat...alway up for Bat (u no dat)
    pussycat, pussycat...out of the hat...
    pussycat, pussycat...he's ALL THAT!

    no pussyfootin' round here, ask Simon, sez...

    SURPRISE!!!...a cat and the kitchen sink, heehee
    ('n black markers)

    (doggedly white as a ghost, and then there was 3)

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  10. "Ha, pussycats! Funny!" HAHA, that was hilarious!

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  11. LOL! Love the second one...
    Haha, he does love to amuse himself doesn't he?
    Funny sleeping Adam.
    Everything alright Karen? No comments?

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  12. Hah!

    "Give me EVERYTHINGGGGG" bwahahaha!

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  13. karen naturally does give me everything, without being too sappy or egotistical, complete and utter love and devotion. i am a very lucky man!

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  14. and of course she is everything to me.

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  15. He's just trying to illustrate the difference between waking adam and STM.

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  16. LOL this is awsome, i love the pussycat thing :P wtg adam!!!

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  17. i love the way he says give me everything :D

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  18. You two are adorable! Thanks for the laughs every day :)

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  19. English Alan29 June 2010 00:00

    Have you realised yet that Adam's Sleeptalking personality is Dr. Who's evil twin?

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  20. Which Dr. Who? Yes, it does make a difference!

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  21. Actaully,wouldnt the cats win against the dog? 8 sets of claws and 2 sets of teeth against one dog is "game over" for the poor unfortunate dog. I'd hate to see what would happen if that dog went up against an entire pack of dingos.....

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  22. I love the cats and dog one! I'm always telling my friend (who has five cats) that dogs are better (What can I say? I'm a dog person.) so I will be sharing this one with her!

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  23. love the diabolical sound of "give.me.everything."

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