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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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June 3 2010

"All things considered, you are more attractive than a monkey's vagina... on heat."

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Karen's notes: This was said shortly after Adam had rolled over and wrapped his arms around me.


35 comments:

  1. Disturbing.
    xx

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  2. He really lurvs you :)

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  3. Not disturbing at all, that's true love right there. Karen, you should feel very special. Haha.

    Another classic from STM.

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  4. Cute, real cute Adam. My word you are such a sweet talker.

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  5. Ever since seeing you on the Frank Skinner show I have been following your blog. I even woke my husband up to read your blog!
    I am in stitches every day, and it brightens the rest of the day for me having read his latest antics.
    You are a very very lucky woman to have such a good reason for not sleeping ;-)

    Have you considered car/window stickers as the next expansion to the business side? STM can take over the world!

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  6. I've been really wanting to do bumper stickers, but you would be surprised at how much they are print-on-demand. I mean, would people really pay $5 for a bumper sticker?

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  7. This is disturbing on so many levels... that I don't even know where to begin. But, I guess that's love for you.

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  8. Karen asked: "I've been really wanting to do bumper stickers, but you would be surprised at how much they are print-on-demand. I mean, would people really pay $5 for a bumper sticker?"

    YES. I would instantly buy "Assholes of the world, unite!...and fuck off together."

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  9. my productivity has decreased markedly since finding out about your website. Its a pity i work for myself, i hope the two of you feel guilty for reducing my family's income!

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  10. Ever so slightly disturbing O.O

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  11. What a sweet man!

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  12. gavin, i am sure by subconscious feels some level of guilt. my conscious mind however says - get on with your work!

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  13. There's a Hallmark Card if I ever saw one!

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  14. I am here after a long time, i was busy in my exams. :(

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  15. Karen, maybe magnets then bumper stickers?

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  16. hahahahaha this one made me laugh in the middle of my new testament (aka bible class) class. everyone looked at me weird but idc lol. and i just wanted to say thank you for making my days brighter and my lil bro is getting the "Awesomness now has a name..." shirt for his b-day. its soooo my little brother (he is turning 14 and thinks he is all knowing which shows how little he does know lol)

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  17. everytime, it's always a classic. love this stuff. totally getting my son a t-shirt for his bday. keep them coming, adam! (karen!)

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  18. That was very sweet of Adam. I would love to see some of STM's Quotes on greeting cards. This one would make a good "I Love You" card.

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  19. Never mind!!! Just saw the greeting cards.

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  20. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer3 June 2010 17:37

    rollin'along came a...now,

    ---vaguely in a heat of the moment, through the fog, considering all things, monkeying around in
    a wraparound bed-roll-in-one is quite the arm candy; stick to bumpers, guiltfree and workin' it out; @five dollars a popper, a sweet subconscious-demand to print, to print to press, to impress...& guesswork, works

    ...the Adams family busiyness is blooming with ideas forthcoming, open all season, card that and magnified, a productive income is a sweet thing, stuff of love, and brighthanks to a class.action suite of dreams,

    examiNations of self-laughters discovery, reduced to tears, river crys for more, more, more hahahahahats off to Awesomness; swizzled and sworld-unity with a good level of reasoning in sleep'ining, artistry and that -
    STM U>R>A. ☆"☆ Special

    ---L<3V Around the expansion of A mindseye window...blurred, stirred and simply delicious...the carry on gang!
    carryon; (=)_(=) carryon ...

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  21. I believe I am in love with Dukedoll, having just met him now in the comments section. I'd like to send him a card with today's quote.

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  22. ". . .on heat." seriously adam? SERIOUSLY? :P

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  23. You know, if I am having the crappiest day ever, I can check out STM and will get at LEAST a smile, if not a whole hearted chuckle! I have shared your site with many, and all have enjoyed it!

    Happy sleep talking! (My ex once talked in his sleep and told me I ought to be the Pope! Ha...not what he called me at the END of our marriage!! lol)

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  24. Fridge magnets and/or bumper stickers! Awesome! I bet the biggest expense would be shipping the things. Thanks as always for a good chuckle...
    PS-I just bought tap dancing hamster shirts for both of my tap classes. That was the end of dancing for the day, we were all laughing too hard...

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  25. I would totally buy magnets/bumper stickers! And they wold make great gifts for my friends as well- can you imagine a xmas stocking stuffed full of STM sayings?

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  26. how romantic? kinda of? maybe?

    I love reading this site - make me laugh every time.

    And yes bumper stickers would be cool

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  27. I don't know when I've laughed so hard. It was so bad yesterday my sides were aching. Gotta get me a coffee mug at least..........I live in Australia so your fame is far reaching

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  28. Awww...he's so...romantic! In his own way....

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  29. Romantic? My first reaction to last night's musing was, "Ew-w-w-w-w-w!".

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  30. I like your blog !!
    do not miss my goods , they are very beautiful !!

    acrylic jewelry

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  31. Gavin go make something good dont get mad at them because they decided to make a little money go to hell and stop whining!

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  32. 2manywhiskers4 June 2010 03:49

    Anon at 1:46 - yup... "Ewwwwww!" :)

    Gavin - I laughed. Imagine the tabloids: "Kids Starve When Dad Gets Hooked On Sleeptalker"

    Still laughing over "Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting"!

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  33. I like your blog !!
    do not miss my goods , they are very beautiful !!

    acrylic jewelry

    Akoya pearl beads

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  34. I totally want to get a bumper sticker of this.

    My boyfriend, a bartender/lawyer, would love "Gin helps... everything" on just about everything.

    Would it be possible to get mugs and stuff made up as well?

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