"Yes please. I'd like a panda burger with a side order of bamboo salad. That will work."
or click here"Buffalo wings? Are you insane? Those cows can't fly. It's a lie, I tell you. A f-fu-fucking lie."
or click here"Ah, cuddles. Stop squirming! Start enjoying."
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and here we are in the dead of night, having a ridiculous, confused, half-asleep comparative zoological debate concerning members of the bovine classification:
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Karen's notes: For those who don't know, in the States, "buffalo wings" are little chicken wings in a delicious spicy/tangy sauce. Adam knows this.
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