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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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July 14 2010

"You offend my eyes. They're screaming. The burn! The burn! Oh, you're like acid on my vision. (groan, moan)"

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Karen's notes: We got nothin' out of him last night, so I turned to the nestegg for this one. I couldn't figure out how one would spell those expressions of disgust at the end.

20 comments:

  1. No words could ever suffice to describe those sounds; they are such a perfect vocal expression of disdain...

    And this one cracked me up. The difference of enunciation in the "The burn!"s, along with the noises at the end. I had to keep from outright laughing (I'm at the office. People look at me funny when I start cackling madly, don't ask me why)

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  2. Also, "You offend my eyes" could make for a nice shirt. Just that part is enough - you don't even need the entire thing. Dunno if it would work on your other swag though (except for the cards...)

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  3. "bleh! bleuhh" maybe?

    i think the whole thing with an image of burning eyes would be cool on a shirt.. or melting eyes :)

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  4. Oh aye :). Though it might turn out slightly disturbing, like something out of a zombie movie or Event Horizon.

    I think the first moan needs some z's in it, no?

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  5. Two thumbs up!!!
    funny stuff!

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  6. How incredibly dramatic with the way he says this. It's like a line in a play.

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  7. If you think about it, it could be interpreted different ways. Perhaps he's referring to LSD, or maybe it's just lemon acid or something. You never can tell with STM, can you?

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  8. Looks like STM is back to the normal, self aggrandizing, belittling person he always has been.

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  9. Brrrrr! Mmmmmugh!

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  10. Brrrrrr! Mmmmmugh!

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  11. Honestly, we all sound like zombies in today's comments :)

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  12. HWL! (Howling With Laughter - I plan to overthrow the popular LOL)

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  13. Enghh! Ughhhh... is what I hear. Love the blog, it really does make me laugh every day! As for the zombie noises, as long as we're not guinea pigs I guess we're alright.

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  14. 4ever =O) laughter14 July 2010 at 19:52

    Oh, intensely heated to witherin'dry eyes, that searing vision of one in sight, what and who did he see, i wonder?

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  15. Dear Sleep Talkin' Man's woman.

    I wrote about your blog in my blog so just wondered if you fancied a gander?

    http://thee-middlesister.blogspot.com/2010/07/other-peoples-blogs.html

    TMS

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  16. A devil in a red dress?

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  17. Oh man! HWL is right!!! I love it, Grace. Oh my god that is so funny!

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