"Hmmm.... PVC and duct tape... Superhero, or evil mastermind? I can't decide."
Oops, I drifted off and forgot to press "record" so I missed that one."Those gophers are back. I like 'em though. They're cheeky and cuddly. But they make a mess. Mmmmm. They need energy for the chase tomorrow."
or click here(Big wacky yawn. Then sort of singing) "Doo... Doo... Do you want to eat me? Hmm? Gobble me up? Chew on my hindquarters? Do you? WELL COCK OFF YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE NOT TASTING MY MEAT! Fucking eat something else. I'm as tough as leather. Grrr. (sigh)"
or click here"WILL YOU GET COMFORTABLE!? Christ almighty. Uch... Right, that's better. Now we can begin!"
At this point, I turned over, ONE SINGLE TIME.
or click here"I'm GRRRRREAT! In your face, tiger!"
or click here