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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Aug 12 2010

"(I've been coughing) Water, and bleu cheese. Always helps. (I cough some more) Oh, you've had too much bleu cheese there. You're fucked."

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"Cherry spats and chocolate chaps. It's a party!"
Sorry guys, audio didn't come out on this one.
"If you want me to be honest, then I have to say, your arse makes those jeans look small... Well, you did ask."
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Karen's notes: And listen to what I found in the audio file: My very first effort! Ok, I know it's lacking in panache, but I'm just a beginner, after all.

"Oh, hi."
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29 comments:

  1. How sweet... Karen its about time you joined in on the action.

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  2. Sleep Talkin' WOMAN? Next, dogs and cats will be living together! It'll be chaos, I tell you! CHAOS!

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  3. lmao! love the assbackwards jeans comment!

    Oh, hi to you too :-)

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  4. "Your arse makes those jeans look small" - BRILLIANT!

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  5. ROFL, Adam should be giving all men lessons on how to answer the age old question that every woman eventually asks her man, and I'm sure everyone knows which question...

    Hi to you too Karen, glad you're joining in, more fun for us regular blokes :)

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  6. Oh no! He's rubbing off on you! You're gonna start having sleep-yelling-matches! ;)

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  7. Oh no Karen! Your subconscious is trying to introduce itself! lol

    On the plus side, I can't wait for the crazy crap that gets said when you 2 talk to each other in your sleep. lol

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  8. I'm sure he's saying blue cheese, not bleu - either way, no wonder you're coughing!

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  9. Hi, Karen! (I feel like we're at a meeting of sleeptalkers anonymous here.)

    According to my fiance, I'm much more active than I realized when I'm asleep. Not only do I speak from time to time (sometimes in one of my non-native languages), I also roll around. The other night I apparently tackle-hugged him when he came to bed.

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  10. STW!!!! I eagerly await the first Sleep Talkin' 2-sided conversation!

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  11. "Cherry spats and chocolate chaps" repeat until hilarity ensues. Sleep Coughing Woman? I recommend chicken soup and Strepsils.

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  12. Welcome Karen!!

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  13. *Giggle* There's hope for you yet Karen! I wouldn't be surprised if STM rubs off on you...maybe then he can be happy too? With STW?

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  14. Oh, good grief. It's not contagious, is it?

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  15. Brilliant. (I know, I always say brilliant. But it is!!)

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  16. I love the chocolate and cherry! I hope it makes the shirt list!

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  17. No, the pants do not make your butt look big. ;) Hi Karen!

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  18. standards slipping, becoming less funny every day. running out of material?
    better get a new writer

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  19. Actually, bleu is a proper spelling depending on the type of cheese.

    and hi to you, too, Karen!

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  20. Depending on the type of cough, too:
    Dry, ticklish cough = Danish blue
    Hacking cough with irritation = Bleu d'Auvergne or Roquefort
    Bronchial cough with mucus = Blue Stilton or Gorgonzola

    - from "Traditional Cough and Cheese Pairings", in "The Phthisical Gourmet's Handbook" 7@=Q

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  21. I LOVE this lot! The "cherry spats and chocolate chaps" and the jeans one is hilarious. You always brighten my day with your posts and anyone who says that the maerial is getting less funny obviously needs to lightne up and let their hair down a little. Life is too short to be serious all the time.
    Thanks for making my day yet again Karen!

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  22. "Oh you've had too much bleu cheese there. You're f*cked." LOL!

    And "cherry spats and chocolate chaps"... "Dead kitty fishing, numpty" and "you've got no tear ducts, you tearless freak"...

    I agree, AllieB - they've been just as funny as always! Thanks for the ongoing smiles and laughs, and the pics were wonderful. :)

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  23. Water and bleu cheese. I'll keep that in mind.

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  24. Please enlighten - where does the cherry spats come from?

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  25. "Cherry spats and chocolate chaps. It's a party!"
    Perfect for a birthday card!

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  26. I love how the first proper recording is like he's just noticed you for the first time and is introducing himself.
    It makes me wonder if STM knows you're there and who you are. :P

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