"(I've been coughing) Water, and bleu cheese. Always helps. (I cough some more) Oh, you've had too much bleu cheese there. You're fucked."
or click here"Cherry spats and chocolate chaps. It's a party!"
Sorry guys, audio didn't come out on this one."If you want me to be honest, then I have to say, your arse makes those jeans look small... Well, you did ask."
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Karen's notes: And listen to what I found in the audio file: My very first effort! Ok, I know it's lacking in panache, but I'm just a beginner, after all.
"Oh, hi."
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How sweet... Karen its about time you joined in on the action.
ReplyDeleteSleep Talkin' WOMAN? Next, dogs and cats will be living together! It'll be chaos, I tell you! CHAOS!
ReplyDeleteOh, hi there, too!
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lmao! love the assbackwards jeans comment!
ReplyDeleteOh, hi to you too :-)
"Your arse makes those jeans look small" - BRILLIANT!
ReplyDeleteROFL, Adam should be giving all men lessons on how to answer the age old question that every woman eventually asks her man, and I'm sure everyone knows which question...
ReplyDeleteHi to you too Karen, glad you're joining in, more fun for us regular blokes :)
OH NOES!!! its contagious
ReplyDeleteOh no! He's rubbing off on you! You're gonna start having sleep-yelling-matches! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh no Karen! Your subconscious is trying to introduce itself! lol
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, I can't wait for the crazy crap that gets said when you 2 talk to each other in your sleep. lol
I'm sure he's saying blue cheese, not bleu - either way, no wonder you're coughing!
ReplyDeleteHi, Karen! (I feel like we're at a meeting of sleeptalkers anonymous here.)
ReplyDeleteAccording to my fiance, I'm much more active than I realized when I'm asleep. Not only do I speak from time to time (sometimes in one of my non-native languages), I also roll around. The other night I apparently tackle-hugged him when he came to bed.
STW!!!! I eagerly await the first Sleep Talkin' 2-sided conversation!
ReplyDelete"Cherry spats and chocolate chaps" repeat until hilarity ensues. Sleep Coughing Woman? I recommend chicken soup and Strepsils.
ReplyDeleteLOL! love the jeans part
ReplyDeleteWelcome Karen!!
ReplyDelete*Giggle* There's hope for you yet Karen! I wouldn't be surprised if STM rubs off on you...maybe then he can be happy too? With STW?
ReplyDeleteOh, good grief. It's not contagious, is it?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. (I know, I always say brilliant. But it is!!)
ReplyDeleteI love the chocolate and cherry! I hope it makes the shirt list!
ReplyDeleteNo, the pants do not make your butt look big. ;) Hi Karen!
ReplyDeletestandards slipping, becoming less funny every day. running out of material?
ReplyDeletebetter get a new writer
Actually, bleu is a proper spelling depending on the type of cheese.
ReplyDeleteand hi to you, too, Karen!
Depending on the type of cough, too:
ReplyDeleteDry, ticklish cough = Danish blue
Hacking cough with irritation = Bleu d'Auvergne or Roquefort
Bronchial cough with mucus = Blue Stilton or Gorgonzola
- from "Traditional Cough and Cheese Pairings", in "The Phthisical Gourmet's Handbook" 7@=Q
"Oh you've had too much bleu cheese there. You're f*cked." LOL!
ReplyDeleteAnd "cherry spats and chocolate chaps"... "Dead kitty fishing, numpty" and "you've got no tear ducts, you tearless freak"...
I agree, AllieB - they've been just as funny as always! Thanks for the ongoing smiles and laughs, and the pics were wonderful. :)
Water and bleu cheese. I'll keep that in mind.
ReplyDeletePlease enlighten - where does the cherry spats come from?
ReplyDelete"Cherry spats and chocolate chaps. It's a party!"
ReplyDeletePerfect for a birthday card!
I love how the first proper recording is like he's just noticed you for the first time and is introducing himself.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me wonder if STM knows you're there and who you are. :P
In English it is blue cheese not bleu cheese. Maybe just a spelling mistake or do you guy´s over the pond call it bleu???
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