"It's time to don our cow masks and scare the salad out of her. I love Veggieween."
or click herecome to me my penguin brothers
and penguin sisters
and dance your dark winter dance
those fin-like wings
or click here"I've waited my whole life to meet somebody like you. Now fuck off and let me get on with my life. You're a disappointment. Always a disappointment."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: I love how STM gets all poetic and then, 30 seconds later, remembers himself.
This morning, Adam spent quite a while brainstorming the antics that transpire on Veggieween. I was so sorry that I had turned the recorder off. I'll do my best to recreate some here:
"Veggieween! When the meat eaters get dressed up in animal costumes to torment vegetarians. It's a celebration of all that is good about eating meat. You go knocking door to door, with an enormous skewer, and people slide pieces of meat onto your stick. Then, everyone gets together in the park for a huge barbeque. Any vegetarian households, you tar and fur the house, and you— no, you can't throw blood at people's places, that's just too much— …fat! Yes, you drizzle fat all over their doorstep."
I just want to say here that Adam totally respects vegetarianism and loves animals (even though he sometimes eats them).