"Pay homage to toast. Prostrate yourself in front of it: hot, crunchy bread slice thingy. We shall celebrate with tea! Iguana tea."
or click here"I'm sorry Baby, that's gravity. I can't help it that I'm physically attracted to you."
There is an explanation for how this one ends. On July 8 STM was asked to remove his iguana from afternoon tea. Ever since, one of our readers, Stony13, has been campaigning daily— quite eloquently, I must say&mdash for tea rights for iguanas everywhere. As soon as Adam said, "We shall celebrate with tea," I thought to myself, "Oh, Stony's gonna have a field day today!" The fact that Adam then made the same leap just shows how successful Stony13 has been in bringing Iguana tea rights into public consciousness.
or click here"You think you can get away from me that easy? You'll be back. You'll always come back."
Some time after that, I got up to go pee. As I slipped out of the bed, I heard:
or click here"Oh. Do I have feelings for you? Hmmm. Let me give you the short and accurate answer: No. That's all really."
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Perhaps this is how STM responds to abandonment?
Reminder: Last day on the sleeveless shirt special!