"I'm gonna wear this just to annoy you. Oh! Look, it's working. (evil chuckle)"
or click here"Come on. Let's all go be happy in front of some miserable people."
or click here"I just can't get down with mole hills. They scare me. I try to avoid them at all costs."
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Every weekend, we go for a long walk in Richmond Park, where we encounter scores of mole hills. I believe I have mentioned before that Adam is quite accident prone, so he tends to have an especially acrimonious relationship with these mole hills.
Here is the silly little conversation we had upon waking:
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| KAREN: | Wait, what did you just say?... (thinking through the fog of sleep)... Mole hills, that's what you said. |
| ADAM: | What did I say? |
| KAREN: | You talked about mole hills and how disgusting they are. |
| ADAM: | Mole hell? |
| KAREN: | Mole hills! |
| ADAM: | Oh, mole hills... I wonder what mole hell would be like. Lots of light. |
| BOTH: | (chuckle at Adam's unerring cleverness) |
Added later: After loads of requests, I'm adding "Let's all go be happy..." to the shops this very moment!
I am amazed, again, at Adam's witty commentary on STM's nocturnal revelations. Loving the idea of a well-lit hell for moles. Still giggling every now and again over "Squid Shit", and how it must be "inky." :)
ReplyDeleteI would just like to dedicate the first quote to all the naysayers who complain about the merchandise and think that this blog only exists to sell tee shirts. Also, can we get that quote on a shirt? ;)
ReplyDeleteOne of my new fav's is
ReplyDelete"Come on. Let's all go be happy in front of some miserable people."
I actually laughed out loud when I heard it!
He is just as funny brilliant as when sleeping! lol.
"I'm gonna wear this just to annoy you. Oh! Look, it's working.
ReplyDeleteBaseball cap. Puhlease.
Oh the happy in front of miserable people one is the BEST quote! :D And the annoying one, too.
ReplyDeleteAdam and Karen, you guys are the best. I have told so many people about this site and when they come back and tell me that they love it too, it makes me happy. You guys are just amazing -- and it's all out of Adam talking in his sleep! Too cool.... :) :)
I loved STM's schadenfreude in the "miserable people" one. xD
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the best posts! My husband has, wait let me rephrase that, HAD shirts that I really hated on him. He would wear them just to annoy me sometimes (until I got rid of them *evil laugh*). No, they were not his favorite shirts or anything...and I did replace them.
ReplyDeleteclever,clever,clever the Adamzzzs' as ever, so great the reads between the sheets of the three of youze ;D
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LOL at Adam's "mole hell" joke!! :D
ReplyDelete"Come on. Let's all go be happy in front of some miserable people."
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that's so funny!!! Haahahaha! I'd LOVE this as a mug! :)
You're giving me giggle gobs with yur gibble bits, please stop! Not!...it's ALL Good!
ReplyDeleteI wear my "I'm gonna have a great day... now, don't you F&%k it up." shirt everywhere.
ReplyDeletePeople ALWAYS comment on it: 'Where can I get that??!! That is AWESOME!" so I turn around and show the the logo on the back of the neck and tell them "Go to the Sleep talkin' man blog!"
They also love my "I haven't put on weight - your eyes are fat!" shirt.
I was in the bookstore the other day and picked up a copy of 'Shit my Dad Says' and the cashier was going on about how good the book was then caught sight of my "great day" shirt and I told her if she likes Shit My Dad Says she would LOVE STM.
Y'all definitely need to do the book thing. Categorized by type of sleep talk - animals, insults, etc. With illustrations. I would so buy it for everyone I know.
I also have a "I'm gonna have a great day, don't you f*@k it up" shirt and people comment on it everytime it wear it! Love it! :)
ReplyDeleteActually, in Small Animal cosmology, Mole Hell is shared in common among moles, hedgehogs, squirrels, turtles and skunks.
ReplyDeleteIt is generally believed to consist of an infinite expanse of impenetrable asphalt, under a blazing sun, with constant, high-speed automobile traffic in every direction, and flocks of raptors circling overhead....... 7X=G
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ReplyDeletei wear my 'badgertastic' t-shirt with pride. karen enjoys her 'maggot mayhem', my son likes his 'vampire penguins' shirt, whilst my daughter wore her 'superstar donkey jockey' t-shirt whilst horseriding!
ReplyDelete"I'm gonna wear this just to annoy you" is just SCREAMING for a T-shirt!
ReplyDelete"flooded"
ReplyDeletekutil kelamin atau kutil di kemaluan
ReplyDeleteThe moles are back.
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