ADAM: I simply don't understand you. I suspect you're part of the mmummmummm.
or click here"You're so vain, you probably think even the mannequins are checking you out. Idiot."
If anyone can make better sense of that than I did, please give it a go.
or click here"Just put the oil on the noodles, and rub it on your chest. Now don't use the thin noodles. They'll make you look fat."
or click here"Mama, don't bite the plates. No no no no no no no. Lick them and put them back."
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Adam wants you to know that he has never used the word "Mama" either to address his mother, or to reference a hot chick.
Karen's notes: Ok, who out there couldn't help singing to themselves:
♫ ♪ You probably think this dream is about you, don't you, don't you... ♪ ♫
Merch update: "Let's go be happy in front of some miserable people" is now in the shops.