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Aug 28 2010

KAREN: Mmmmmmmmm.
ADAM: I simply don't understand you. I suspect you're part of the mmummmummm.

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If anyone can make better sense of that than I did, please give it a go.
"You're so vain, you probably think even the mannequins are checking you out. Idiot."
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"Just put the oil on the noodles, and rub it on your chest. Now don't use the thin noodles. They'll make you look fat."
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"Mama, don't bite the plates. No no no no no no no. Lick them and put them back."
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Adam wants you to know that he has never used the word "Mama" either to address his mother, or to reference a hot chick.
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Karen's notes: Ok, who out there couldn't help singing to themselves:
♫ ♪ You probably think this dream is about you, don't you, don't you... ♪ ♫

Merch update: "Let's go be happy in front of some miserable people" is now in the shops.


20 comments:

  1. First comment! woot!

    "You're so vain, you probably think even the mannequins are checking you out. Idiot."

    Priceless STM. :)

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  2. I am very interested in the slimming properties of thick noodles versus thin noodles...and also the hygienic factor related to licking plates rather than biting them.

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  3. I suspect you're part of the movement?

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  4. Mud men? LOL Or maybe that's the point ... he "simply [doesn't] understand you" and is therefore giving you a taste of your own medicine by saying something incomprehensible! :P

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  5. LOL... Yes, indeed, I started singing that song to myself as soon as I read that. Great! Now it's stuck in my head! Yikes!

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  6. If he were from Philadelphia or New Orleans, I'd think Mummers.

    Classic STM.

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  7. yup i'm singing it

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  8. lol I love the mannequin one. And I'd like to take this moment to point out that you have 11,111 followers. Classy!

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  9. Munmummumum? Hell if I know! Maybe he was trying to link with "Mum", and got stuck in a loop! Shit happens!

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  10. "I suspect you're part of the mmummmummm."

    Am I the only one who went here?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko

    Karen, have you been wearing lots of pink lately?

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  11. "I suspect you're part of the mmummmummm". I've had a think about it and have come to the conclusion that it makes a hellava crossword clue.

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  12. Yup, Karen, I did indeed think of that song...course, it doesn't help I've had it stuck in my head the last couple/three weeks, and OH LOOK, there it is again YARGH!!!

    **sigh**

    Funny stuff again STM aka Adam :-)

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  13. I suspect your part of the moomin?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomin

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  14. I think he might have been telling a Llama not to bite the plates. I thought I heard an "L" at the beginning of that. It might make sense considering that Llamas showed up again the next day. Of course I could be wrong and the llamas could just be vain.

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  15. Is it possible he's saying "No, no, don't bite the plates. No no no no no..."

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  16. I definitely have known people who thought the mannequins were checking them out!

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  17. MUN? perhaps http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_United_Nations

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  18. Yep, that song was the first thing I thought of. lol. And I am playing it right now!

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  19. Just caught up with STM quotes after a two week hol and now all I can think is "you're sooo vaaaiiiinnnn..."

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  20. I'm quite positive he said "No no, don't bite the plates..."

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