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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20100831

Aug 31 2010

"Hmm, nice try you soiled douchebag. You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me. Run along, run along. Next! I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me."

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"Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you."
Sorry guys, recorder meltdown, didn't get this one on audio.

26 comments:

  1. Looks like STM is the new Simon Cowell.

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  2. Oh my GOD, this is the hardest I've laughed all day! Hahaha, amazing. :D

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  3. And every single one of the contestants are thinking along the same lines "Nobody's got talent but me, because I'm awesome".
    Then they open their mouths.

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  4. LMAO! Awesome stuff and I haven't listen to the audio yet! Agree with Anon @ 8:02 - too bad STM can't do it, I would SOOOO start watching again!

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  5. I definitely would wear a shirt that says "I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me"

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  6. I would love to see the second one on a t-shirt! Pure gold.

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  7. Nobody's Got Talent But Me has to be a shirt. Love it!

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  8. 'I would love to be a judge on "Nobody's Got Talent But Me" ' really does need to be on a t-shirt. :D

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  9. It would seem I planted that seed of wisdom a few weeks ago when I suggested Adam as a replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol. He demurred that he would neither be funny enough nor insulting enough ... awake!

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  10. To go along with the other tshirts, we should get "You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me."

    And I vote to have STM as the replacement judge. Who needs Simon, Ellen or Steven Tyler?

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  11. You know, that sounds a lot like the British guy from America's Got Talent!

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  12. ^^ instead of "America's Got Talent" it's "STM's Got Talent"

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  13. That first one was marvelous. Love it!

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  14. "Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you"

    I so would wear this t-shirt!!

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  15. Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you

    I kinda think it would make an excellent graduation card! :)

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  16. You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me. Run along, run along. Next! I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me.


    lol that HAS to be a shirt!! would make the perfect gift for my friend who is self obsessed like STM :D

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  17. Here is something I have wanted to ask for a long, long time, Karen: Have you ever asked your husband to write down what he was dreaming as soon as he awakens?

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  18. Mary Katherine, would've been fun but the situation is, as I've read, that Adam never actually remembers what he was dreaming... It's a bit sad .. I'd always thought it must be amazing to be able to capture a dream an replay it =P

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  19. careful what you dream about

    it might come true

    FREE iPhone

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  20. Really all you would have to do is wheel him on the stage as soon as he goes to sleep and just
    wheel him back off when he's waking up. WIN!

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  21. Billy Bob is right

    Be very, very careful

    These are not laughing matters

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  22. The British guy off AGT

    Do you mean Piers Morgan?

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  23. Here is something I have wanted to ask for a long, long time, Karen: Have you ever asked your husband to write down what he was dreaming as soon as he awakens?

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