"Hmm, nice try you soiled douchebag. You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me. Run along, run along. Next! I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me."
or click here"Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you."
Sorry guys, recorder meltdown, didn't get this one on audio.
Looks like STM is the new Simon Cowell.
ReplyDeleteOh my GOD, this is the hardest I've laughed all day! Hahaha, amazing. :D
ReplyDeleteAnd every single one of the contestants are thinking along the same lines "Nobody's got talent but me, because I'm awesome".
ReplyDeleteThen they open their mouths.
LMAO! Awesome stuff and I haven't listen to the audio yet! Agree with Anon @ 8:02 - too bad STM can't do it, I would SOOOO start watching again!
ReplyDeleteI definitely would wear a shirt that says "I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me"
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the second one on a t-shirt! Pure gold.
ReplyDeleteNobody's Got Talent But Me has to be a shirt. Love it!
ReplyDeleteLove the second quote.
ReplyDelete'I would love to be a judge on "Nobody's Got Talent But Me" ' really does need to be on a t-shirt. :D
ReplyDeleteIt would seem I planted that seed of wisdom a few weeks ago when I suggested Adam as a replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol. He demurred that he would neither be funny enough nor insulting enough ... awake!
ReplyDeleteTo go along with the other tshirts, we should get "You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me."
ReplyDeleteAnd I vote to have STM as the replacement judge. Who needs Simon, Ellen or Steven Tyler?
You know, that sounds a lot like the British guy from America's Got Talent!
ReplyDelete^^ instead of "America's Got Talent" it's "STM's Got Talent"
ReplyDeleteThat first one was marvelous. Love it!
ReplyDelete"Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you"
ReplyDeleteI so would wear this t-shirt!!
Reach for the stars! You're gonna have to, no one on this planet wants anything to do with you
ReplyDeleteI kinda think it would make an excellent graduation card! :)
You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me. Run along, run along. Next! I love being a judge on Nobody's Got Talent But Me.
ReplyDeletelol that HAS to be a shirt!! would make the perfect gift for my friend who is self obsessed like STM :D
Here is something I have wanted to ask for a long, long time, Karen: Have you ever asked your husband to write down what he was dreaming as soon as he awakens?
ReplyDeleteMary Katherine, would've been fun but the situation is, as I've read, that Adam never actually remembers what he was dreaming... It's a bit sad .. I'd always thought it must be amazing to be able to capture a dream an replay it =P
ReplyDeletecareful what you dream about
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Really all you would have to do is wheel him on the stage as soon as he goes to sleep and just
ReplyDeletewheel him back off when he's waking up. WIN!
Billy Bob is right
ReplyDeleteBe very, very careful
These are not laughing matters
The British guy off AGT
ReplyDeleteDo you mean Piers Morgan?
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Here is something I have wanted to ask for a long, long time, Karen: Have you ever asked your husband to write down what he was dreaming as soon as he awakens?
ReplyDeleteThis is really interesting
ReplyDeleteHahaha, amazing.
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