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Sep 1 2010

"You are as much use as a cup full of monkey spunk at a monk's retreat. And just as pointless."

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Karen's notes: This one has been socked away in the nest-egg for a long time, just waiting for it's chance to shine. Adam said it on our honeymoon, when we were sleeping out in a mountain hut with 12 other people.

13 comments:

  1. If they're like the monks I've heard of, there'd be more than a cup.

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  2. monkey spunk is that used in Chinese medicine? just about everything else is!!

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  3. ...And yet you continue to go on outtings with him that require sleeping around others (camping, etc).... amazing! I would be too embarassed!

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  4. you were sleeping in a hut with 12 other people ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Now THAT is true love.

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  5. do you feel the love? oh yeah!

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  7. The audio from your honeymoon is a lot clearer than from your bedroom. Did you guys do anything differently with the recorder?

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  8. Absolute poetry! Right up there with the best Shakespearean insults..... 7@=Q

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  9. Okay I have to point out that the "monkey spunk" has been "socked away" since the honeymoon. ;)

    ...please try to do laundry more often, especially if you are using your socks in such a way!

    I've been trying all day to keep this comment to myself, but I just couldn't do it :)

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  10. Monkey Spunk. He come up with that all by himself, or is that repeated from The Shawshank Redemption?

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  11. ...monkey spunk? How romantic. ^_^

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