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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Aug 4 2010

"Let me get this straight: All woodland creatures with human characteristics and/or magical powers will be rounded up to a place of no apparent interest and burnt. Hmm. You scare me."

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Karen's notes: Adam was distressed that this seems to have been someone else's idea, rather than his own. Is STM losing his edge?

Merch news: I just had to have a Princess Birdfish Monkeyface shirt for myself, so I put it in the shops. For girls and babies, too! I'll get mugs up later today as well.

20 comments:

  1. You know, this actually sounds kind of like the plot of Shrek! Didn't they banish all magical creatures in the beginning of the first movie, or try to? Of course, Adam's take on it is a little more gruesome! Hahaha. Love it!

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  2. I love it! "You scare me." hahaha I can almost see STM's eyes narrowing on someone in that hazy dream world.

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  3. STM is most definitely not losing his edge. He has merely decided to broaden the spectrum of his latenight lunacy, and perform his own renditions of other works. This, Karen, is an STM cover version. With a deadly, singed twist ;)

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  4. Heh, has Adam been reading the chronicles of Narnia recently?

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  5. Haha, I read this in my feed reader and IMMEDIATELY I thought of Shrek. :D

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  6. Is he talking to the White Witch in Narnia?

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  7. me too blaarp!

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  8. haha! thanks for letting me start my birthday with a laugh! =)

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  9. I just found your blog yesterday and after reading through every single one of your entries I have to say...I am yours forever.

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  10. Seems I'm not the only one who thought of Shrek right away!

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  11. Perhaps he watched Shrek when all the magical creatures were rounded up and dumped in Shrek's swamp?

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  12. Just a random idea. But have you ever conciderd making a school agenda. I know it's a lot of work. But perhaps one cilly quote a week?
    I know I would buy it!

    Love Bibi.

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  13. its funny, when I read it I pictured STM dresses as a lavished king talking to himself in the mirror lol

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  14. sounds like a SHREK reference.

    my 19 yo daughter just took video of my hubby sleeping. (she'd better NOT post it anywhere!) he said, among other things... "feed the animals. no, not the duck, you shithead."

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  15. Hmmm...... I'm sensing repressed memories of a traumatic encounter with a Furry convention..... 7@=Q

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  16. Gotta love the visuals I get from listening to STM...

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  17. Maybe Adam has seen someone play The Endless Forest? :D It features human faced deer.

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  18. Sounds a bit more like "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" to me.

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