"Sounds like you need an escape goat. With ropes on its horns and a headlight. And no fear of tunnels."
or click here"That's the most stunning thing in the world. No really. Well fuck you, fuck-turd! Princess Birdfish Monkeyface is beautiful. Just beautiful."
Hahaha, escape goat, get it?
or click here"I speak shit? You must be listening through your ears. Arsehole."
or click here"I thought about quitting. I also thought about driving my fist through your skull. Not sure which I'll do first."
Adam didn't want me to include this one, he thought it was lame. But I think it's hilarious that he goes for this joke-- presumably about someone's brain being shit, or listening through their ass-- and utterly fails. I mean, how else would you be listening?
or click here"This is my story. It starts with me. And it ends with me. And everything in the middle is about me. Greatest fucking story ever written."
Tony, Vince, that's just STM talking. Adam loves his job and has never expressed an urge to either quit or to beat either of you up.
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