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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Aug 2 2010

"I need it soft. I'm talkin' marshmallow kind of soft. Lay me down and let me just sink in. That's what I'm talkin' about."

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"It's quite simple, really. You pitch yourself next to me, and I quite literally feel my shit being violated. Don't get upset about it. Just don't come near me."
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Karen's notes: It seems that STM still has camping on the brain. We did indeed struggle with the hardness of the ground this weekend, especially the first night, when we pitched our tent in the woods. Adam was feeling pretty excited to get back to our nice soft bed. And, of course, it's probably no coincidence that marshmallows entered into the metaphor.

For those who don't know, "pitch" means "set up camp". We were lucky enough to find a lovely little spot in the field away from everyone else. However, Molly is such an adorable little doggie, we were constantly surrounded by children looking for a snuggle.


16 comments:

  1. Hey Karen - Audio doesn't seem to be working...am I too early, lol?

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  2. That's weird. Both the players and the links are working on my computer.

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  3. Ummm, anyone else notice the anal-sex innuendos in both of last night's offerings, or was it just me?

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  4. @Geoff, Tavdy

    Nope, I noticed it too.

    1. Lay me down and let me just sink in. That's what I'm talkin' about.
    2. I quite literally feel my shit being violated.
    3. Just don't come near me.
    4. STM still has camping on the brain. [maybe a long shot]
    5. We did indeed struggle with the hardness.
    6. we pitched our tent in the woods.
    7. Adam was feeling pretty excited.
    8. it's probably no coincidence that marshmallows entered into the metaphor. [I don't know, you figure that one out.
    9. we were constantly surrounded by children looking for a snuggle. [:S]

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  5. 1. my mind went totally dirty on that first one until I realized he meant a bed lol.
    2. Literally LOL'd on that second one! I don't know why, but when he gets all cocky/superior like that it's just too fricken funny! (another reference for Victor Z lol).
    3. @ Victor Z - lmao except #4 is definitely a reacher ;-) and #9 - just plain EEEEEEW!!!

    All in all...
    Funny stuff!

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  6. The trick of course, as always, is to take things out of context. ;)

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  7. Good to know you're safely back! :)
    Have a good time enjoying the bed. And STM...

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  8. A bed made of marshmallow sounds lovely, and also solves the problem of a midnight snack.

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  9. oh camping isn't my thing....but a bed of marshmallows is!

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  10. Oh, dang, now I'm in the mood for hot chocolate and marshmallows - both way too much sugar and way too fattening!

    - David

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  11. Roughing it means no room service!

    LOL'd at the "don't get upset about it, just don't come near me"

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  12. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer3 August 2010 03:47

    it's sweet pillowtalk & marshmallow dreams;
    t-i-i-mber soft to plop down to, one can picture -forwards, backwards, sidewards to the left, rightwards and lightwards to an aire of floating, a bounce of gravity the rainbow effect to a marshmallow test...fluffy thoughts to day's Adamstalk...a nip a pinch a smell, a touch...whitestuff, touche, springback. ferme la bouchey, now, it's sinkin'in & meld-ting within...
    - toasted side up -

    (...kinda silly.shitty stuff... =@}

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  13. There really needs to be a t-shirt of this..

    Front: I need it soft. I'm talkin' marshmallow kind of soft.

    Back: Lay me down and let me just sink in. That's what I'm talkin' about.

    If you take special requests or decide to add this one to your store please let me know! Another one I would gladly buy says "Back of Robin!" on the front and "Batman is my bitch now" on the back.

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  14. the "i speak shit" quote made me laugh out loud. i had an image of someone listening while their head was shoved up their ass.
    i know many people who live their lives in that position...

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  15. how did i comment on the wrong post?
    darn it...

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