"If it wasn't for all the shit in your brain, you'd be plain stupid. Really."
or click here"?????????"
or click here"You're nothing more than a crepe fondler. Get your sticky mitts out of my batter, and leave immediately. I mean it, go away. No, get off me. OW!"
Karen's notes: Adam and I had an extended debate this morning as to whether that first insult makes any sense. He tried to argue that it is a double snub, that the person on the receiving end is both really stupid and full of shit. I pointed out that, the way it is worded, he is actually saying that the person is not stupid, because their brain is full of shit. Either way, I don't think it makes sense, or is one of STM's best efforts. Thoughts?
As for that second one, you are all welcome to take a stab at translating it. I gave up.
Here's the transcript of the reveal:
|KAREN:||Oh, Baby. Is your hand ok?|
|ADAM:||Can we— can we staple some pillows to the headboard please?|
|KAREN:||Maybe we should.|
|ADAM:||It will make my life a lot more comfortable.|
|KAREN:||What was getting you?|
|ADAM:||What? I don't remember.|
|ADAM:||I just know that I was woken up by a sharp pain in my fingers.|
|KAREN:||Well, I can tell you what you said very shortly before that happened. You were accusing someone of being a crepe fondler-|
|ADAM:||A great fondler?|
|KAREN:||Crepe fondler, and telling them to get their sticky mitts out of your batter.|
|ADAM:||If that's a euphemism for something, then work it out for yourself.|
|KAREN:||No, I think you— I think it was literal.|
|ADAM:||Okay. Phew. There's nothing worse than having somebody put their fingers in your batter. Ruins the consistency.|