"If it wasn't for all the shit in your brain, you'd be plain stupid. Really."
or click here"?????????"
or click here"You're nothing more than a crepe fondler. Get your sticky mitts out of my batter, and leave immediately. I mean it, go away. No, get off me. OW!"
or click here__________
And the reveal (transcript below):
or click here
Karen's notes: Adam and I had an extended debate this morning as to whether that first insult makes any sense. He tried to argue that it is a double snub, that the person on the receiving end is both really stupid and full of shit. I pointed out that, the way it is worded, he is actually saying that the person is not stupid, because their brain is full of shit. Either way, I don't think it makes sense, or is one of STM's best efforts. Thoughts?
As for that second one, you are all welcome to take a stab at translating it. I gave up.
Here's the transcript of the reveal:
| ADAM: | OW! |
| KAREN: | Oh, Baby. Is your hand ok? |
| ADAM: | Can we— can we staple some pillows to the headboard please? |
| KAREN: | Maybe we should. |
| ADAM: | It will make my life a lot more comfortable. |
| KAREN: | What was getting you? |
| ADAM: | What? I don't remember. |
| KAREN: | Okay. |
| ADAM: | I just know that I was woken up by a sharp pain in my fingers. |
| KAREN: | Well, I can tell you what you said very shortly before that happened. You were accusing someone of being a crepe fondler- |
| ADAM: | A great fondler? |
| KAREN: | Crepe fondler, and telling them to get their sticky mitts out of your batter. |
| ADAM: | If that's a euphemism for something, then work it out for yourself. |
| KAREN: | No, I think you— I think it was literal. |
| ADAM: | Okay. Phew. There's nothing worse than having somebody put their fingers in your batter. Ruins the consistency. |
Your reveals make my life. :)
ReplyDeleteI think the first one is more like... about someone like me. Really brilliant at pop culture, but rubbish at most other things. Some people say knowing the theme song to SpongeBob or that Elfquest was 8 books or where the Daleks came from is "shit information."
ReplyDeleteSo maybe, it was meant as like... if it wasn't for all the [useless & unnecessary to life knowledge] in your brain, you'd be just [boring & really useless because you wouldn't even help us win trivial pursuit by knowing that David Tennant's real name is David McDonald]. Really.
Also, number two sounds like "I fly so high! Oops."
ReplyDeleteit sounds olike "it looks so fine, hm"
ReplyDelete(sorry for multiple posting but this PC sucks)
I don't know whether to say poor Adam or poor headboard lol. That things taken a lot of abuse of the months (lmao, and apparently not in the good way (bow-chicka-bow-bow)) lol, j/k :-D
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, No idea what he says in the ???? one cause it's 4:13 a.m. here and I don't want to crank the speakers less I wake up the tenant downstairs (unlikely cause he sleeps like a log, but I digress).
Wow, I'm chatty when I'm over-tired.
Cheers from Canada :-)
Kimmie B., that's me :-)
I say 'NO' to stapling pillows to the headboard. So Adam has a few bruised fingers, but we get laugh/enjoy the reveals. It's ALL about us!
ReplyDeleteI agree with R-Co. If the person didn't have shit for brains, they'd STILL be stupid. Double Whammy insult...
ReplyDeleteI've listened to number two about ten times. STM says, "I flew so high! Oh!".
ReplyDeleteInstead of stapling pillows to the headboard, why not put boxing gloves on Adam! They would protect his hands, and your headboard wouldn't look like a misguided attempt at modern art!
I thought the second one sounded rather like "I feel so fine! Oh."
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna invest in pillows!
ReplyDeleteTracee - I am a font of shit information! Your post actually scared me a little - it was like someone picked my brain. Huge Tennant fan, know all the words to Sponge Bob - and I haven't heard anyone mention ElfQuest in a dog's age but was thinking about it yesterday. Creepy.
ReplyDeleteKaren, you definitely need one of those podded headboards.
Number one sounded like he was saying someone had so much information in their head and if they didn't have it they'd be stupid....
ReplyDeleteI thought number two sounded like 'DOn't look so high! hm.
You really need to post a picture of this dangerous headboard that Adam keeps getting hurt on.
ReplyDeleteYes, "shit for brains" is an awesome insult! And people are going to want to buy the mug. Then please take the money and buy a padded headboard. Hopefully, STM's followers are more interested in the banana than the banana peel.
ReplyDeleteAnd my contribution to the dicussion on ?????
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like he says: "I look so high. Hmm." But it's hard to hear with the singing voice he use.
And what is a crepe fondler?!
"There's nothing worse than having somebody put their fingers in your batter." I demand a shirt.
ReplyDeleteI did crank up the speakers on the second one and it sounds like "I look so fine! Oops" to me. Which is totally in keeping with STM's obvious lack of ego (tongue in cheek)
ReplyDeleteI think it's "I feel so high, hnn". The headboard really is putting up with some punishment, and the boxing gloves idea is brilliant. I wonder what STM would say? Maybe:"I'm prepared for battle", heh heh heh.
ReplyDeletethe second one sounds like either "I feel so fine... hmm" or "I feel so high... hmm" either way is hilarious... STM is part of my morning ritual... need a laugh when I first wake up... and STM NEVER disappoints :D
ReplyDeleteI vote against the boxing gloves idea...mainly to save Karen from any accidental pain. I know a few too many people who throw punches in their sleep. The padded headboard makes more sense. This way the headboard doesn't hurt Adam but he can't hit something and not know that he did.
ReplyDeleteXD HAHA, Crepe fondler!! He says it with such contempt! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI heard..."I'm so afraid" which might of gone with his violent movement to get away from whatever was scaring him.
ReplyDeleteactually more like "I feel so afraid"
ReplyDeleteI heard "I feel so fine! Oh." as well.
ReplyDeleteShay suggested, "There's nothing worse than having somebody put their fingers in your batter." I demand a shirt.
ReplyDeleteWorks better as an apron :-)
I'd like to personally thank STM for taking the time to speak to the world last night. Truely nothing better than waking up on your birthday and laughing at last nights ramblings.
ReplyDeletei hear my butts on fire in the second one...
ReplyDeleteWell, we've had cheese lickers; now we have crepe fondlers - (snail fiddlers might be included, if you accept them as escargots):
ReplyDeleteSeems STM is carrying on a one-man crusade against food abusers..... 7@=Q
I use the word shit for most things and people, and I thing STM is doing the same. Shit is in this case another word for stuff and what he therefor is saying according to me is, if you didn't have some sense you would be a complete idiot.
ReplyDelete//Swedish guy
Im thinking the ???? one is "I feel so high... Oh!" or it could be Flew?
ReplyDeleteAdam is as funny as STM!
ReplyDeleteI hear "Puppies will fly"
ReplyDeleteBut maybe its just what I want to hear because it sounds funny =)
I hear "Feng shui football."
ReplyDeleteI thought of you at bedtime. I'm driving across the US so each night is a different hotel. As I went to bed last night, I realized that the comforter was lodged between two thinner layers. I've never been confused about a duvet but I sighed happily as I thought, "A duvet cover?!"
HIGH FIVE for the "shit for brains" one
ReplyDeleteperfect for today after my sister told me she was making out with her ex boyfriend who had pics of me in his phone... TMI and yes what a dirty bag
I heard "I look so fine, Oooh."
ReplyDelete"My butts on fire!"
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"My crepes on fire!"
Souffle? Maybe he's on a food thing...
ReplyDeleteI always love the reveals :-)
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one hearing "here's the soufflé! Hm" quite clearly?
ReplyDelete???????? = "It looks like rain. Hmmm."
ReplyDeleteThat's what I hear.
????????? = i hear either "i look so fine....ooh" or "my foot's on fire....oof"
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Adam on this one - there's no way to come out on the side of positive if that comment is thrown in your face.
ReplyDelete...and to think of all the years of lost STM... sad to think about, really!
I was having a "kill the pony" flashback. And what was that *thud* when Adam woke up? Is he okay??
ReplyDeleteMaybe my hearing is totally messed up but it sounds like "I've got your flag pole" to me.
ReplyDeleteAs for the ???? comment, I heard "I look so fine, hmmm."
ReplyDelete"Wha-what's on fire?" is what I hear for the second one.
ReplyDeleteNo no it was "What was so frighte--ning?"
ReplyDeleteHe finished the word almost like an after thought because something else was happening..
It also could be "It was so frighte--nin'"
ReplyDeleteI thought that the second one sounded like...life is so fine....hmmm
ReplyDeleteHilarious Adam :) :)
ReplyDeleteI know it's a bit late, but maybe STM can not only speak french but also german and says: "Ich bin so frei. Ohh."
ReplyDeleteOk, I just read the next post from the next day, that explains everything.^^
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