"Kissing's good for your health. So pucker up, Baby, I'm gonna make you live past a hundred!"
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A while later, the alarm went off, and we were between snoozes. I snuggled in closer, and got this response:
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|STM:||It's got furniture polish built in.|
|ADAM:||What? Oh. I think I was having one of those dream things.|
|KAREN:||I thought you were awake.|
|ADAM:||I was kind of dozing.|
|ADAM:||Where's Molly? Molly! ... Hello. Oh god, she's got the worst morning breath ever.|
|KAREN:||That's not her morning breath, that's her all-the-time breath.|
|ADAM:||Oh god, imagine that. Uch. ... They do like being stroked, don't they?|
|KAREN:||Well, I think so.|
|ADAM:||They don't just lie there going, "Oh god, they're doing that thing again with their hands, for god's sake. I'll just lie here 'til he stops."|
|KAREN:||You're wondering if centuries of humans have just totally misjudged all of dogs' actions?|
|KAREN:||Of course she loves it.|
|ADAM:||You say that with such certainty, but look at her. She's lying there, for all intents and purposes, dead.|
|KAREN:||She's sending me all kinds of vibes. She's sending me love vibes.|
|ADAM:||Are you sending Mommy love vibes? (breaks into song) Love vibe Babeeeeeeee! Love vibe Baby!!|