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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 16 2010

"Oh, for fuck's sake. You'd lose your fucking arse if it wasn't in between your ears."

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"I'm better than you, 'cause I can hold shit. I got thumbs, bitch!"
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Karen's notes: Hmmm, I can't decide if Adam is being obnoxiously superior toward someone of the animal kingdom, or toward an unfortunate human who has lost their thumbs in a terrible accident.

10 comments:

  1. He's obviously talking to Molly. Though, the insult kind of fails since dogs "can hold shit" in the mouth... literally too... had the misfortune to witness that a couple of times... eeewww.

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  2. LMAO! Love the quotes today! (Eeewww is right Anon above!)

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  3. Was this ... "human who has lost their thumbs" an intentional pun on the first quote?

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  4. I think you left out a "fucking" in the first quote. I heard "fucking in between your ears". So much profanity, it's a shame to miss one. Thanks for always starting my morning with a laugh!

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  5. These are both great!

    I tease my dogs (lovingly of course) that they need to evolve already and get thumbs. LOL!

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  6. Graffiti Monkey says "Sure! You got thumbs! But have you got them on your feet, puny human?"!

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  7. I love how he says "I got thumbs, bitch!" Made my whole day infinitely better!

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  8. A priest at the college I went to lost both of his thumbs in an accident. No one knows how, because everyone is afraid to ask him.

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  9. You know, I've never heard of someone having their arse between their ears. Thats a new one on me.

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  10. Shitheads have arses between their ears?
    You know, I sort of misunderstood the second one: I took "hold shit" as..you know.. literally not letting anything out on your way to take a number 2. And well..you can guess what kind of image sprung to my head when thumbs were mentioned. Pluggity plug.

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