"Oh, for fuck's sake. You'd lose your fucking arse if it wasn't in between your ears."
or click here"I'm better than you, 'cause I can hold shit. I got thumbs, bitch!"
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Karen's notes: Hmmm, I can't decide if Adam is being obnoxiously superior toward someone of the animal kingdom, or toward an unfortunate human who has lost their thumbs in a terrible accident.
He's obviously talking to Molly. Though, the insult kind of fails since dogs "can hold shit" in the mouth... literally too... had the misfortune to witness that a couple of times... eeewww.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Love the quotes today! (Eeewww is right Anon above!)
ReplyDeleteWas this ... "human who has lost their thumbs" an intentional pun on the first quote?
ReplyDeleteI think you left out a "fucking" in the first quote. I heard "fucking in between your ears". So much profanity, it's a shame to miss one. Thanks for always starting my morning with a laugh!
ReplyDeleteThese are both great!
ReplyDeleteI tease my dogs (lovingly of course) that they need to evolve already and get thumbs. LOL!
Graffiti Monkey says "Sure! You got thumbs! But have you got them on your feet, puny human?"!
ReplyDeleteI love how he says "I got thumbs, bitch!" Made my whole day infinitely better!
ReplyDeleteA priest at the college I went to lost both of his thumbs in an accident. No one knows how, because everyone is afraid to ask him.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never heard of someone having their arse between their ears. Thats a new one on me.
ReplyDeleteGotta laugh at this.
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