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Sep 20 2010

"Are you trying to-... What the fuck are you doing to my mac-... You're sick. You are really sick. Here's a tissue, wipe it up. Go away."

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"Don't eat my hand. Gently.... Gently... There's a good possum. Goooood possum. I don't know what you are. Hmm."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:30

20 comments:

  1. Cass20 September 2010 at 09:58

    I wonder what the "mac-" was. Do you have a Mac computer, or was he going to say McDonalds?

    Either way, eeeew!

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  2. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 10:16

    I was thinking 'mac and cheese' or isn't there a macintaw hat? Mackinac? Macintosh hat? I forget the correct name but I know its 'mac' for short. Lol

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  3. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 11:18

    Mac= Macintosh -a rain coat.

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  4. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 11:24

    Mac could also be a Mac computer, as in looking at rather , erm, adult things... lol






    Dave

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  5. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 12:02

    Well, we all know those Apple fanboys can get a bit overenthusiastic...

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  6. Unknown20 September 2010 at 14:16

    I'm amused at the new Google ads you've got today, courtesy of this post, no doubt :P

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  7. Grace Alexander20 September 2010 at 14:18

    ewwwww ew ew ewwww! That first one is just... sick. LMAO!

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  8. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 14:30

    who ever was messing with STM's mac is very sick.... sick I tell ya!! hope he got the entire mess.

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  9. stoney1320 September 2010 at 16:44

    Opossums? You have Opossums in Britain? I never knew!

    I have a bunch of them here in Saluda. Some of them are ridiculously tame friendly towards me, and will climb right up in my lap to get their ears scratched! They eat with the cats... And the skunks... And the raccoons... And the several varmints that I still haven't gotten enough of a look at to ascertain what they are!

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  10. Anonymous20 September 2010 at 16:48

    Could the mac abuse be related to the happy flasher of last night?

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  11. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer20 September 2010 at 18:46

    if i think what i think i am thinking i think it be excuse me, caught in the nick of time, act accordingly, not a pretty sight --- whoa enough to rile STM's feathers on a jollyfolly dreamt macattack of the senses, his mac and prized possession, tainted, beit impersonal and very out there; hang loose or gitoutatown, hanky in hand...
    make that just eatin' out of the palm of his handywork with twists and turns and emotions to boot...possumbly a thought, ithink, ithought, ithunkitout theoriously, floored and thillyagain=P, thory...awheyigo on this talltail.

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  12. Anonymous21 September 2010 at 00:13

    Oh Karen, just stop licking his hand!!! Poor Adam....tee hee

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  13. LA/wts21 September 2010 at 02:20

    Unless his 'mac' happens to be his macaroni.......

    Is the wily and elusive Food Pervert striking yet again? Sounds like a job for the Culinary Crimes Unit at Scotland Yard! 7@=Q

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  14. Sparky21 September 2010 at 02:28

    Was Molly looking for a midnight snack?
    *In dogspeak* "Mmm lovely hands, nom nom nom"

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  15. Anonymous21 September 2010 at 05:47

    *Opossum

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  16. Snugs7221 September 2010 at 11:21

    Ewww and YUCK to the images that stir up in my mind for that first one! *shivers*

    YUCK!

    Go away bad image lol.

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  17. PC36022 September 2010 at 03:20

    Karen, you do know that first one has to be a mousepad now right? Christmas presents!!!

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  18. Anonymous22 September 2010 at 17:15

    John Ligon - I noticed the Google ad on the left, too! Very nicely done.

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  19. Anonymous23 September 2010 at 04:00

    ... First thing that came to mind for the first one? Why, Penny Arcade!

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/3/3/ to be precise. XD

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  20. Anonymous21 October 2010 at 19:18

    I know this going to sound really sick, but i think he was talking about someone wanking and using his Mac (Computer) for porn, and i think you can guess what he told that person to wipe up

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