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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 28 2010

"Pa ta ti de, pa ti ti pa, pa tu tu pa, pa nin ti pa pam... Don't you swear at me. Penis. (giggles) You said penis! (giggles some more) Pa tu ti ta..."

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"Two hats for my bunny, please. Make 'em smart ones. He's got to look the business. And no more fucking spats, ok?"
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Karen's notes: I was utterly baffled by the gibberish, but Adam suggested that he's in a foreign language class. You know, like, amo, amas, amat...

30 comments:

  1. Wow STM's lost it, he's babbling random gibberish to himself...and his penis.

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  2. does... does STM have multiple personalities? =O

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  3. He sounds like he's been watching the Late, Late show with Craig Ferguson. Craig's got a bunny puppet named Sid who swears all the time and would look smart in a hat. Since we never see his feet, there's no reason for him to have spats, either!

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  4. And of course he can travel in time. This is tomorrow's entry! :-)

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  5. Lol... Penis!





    Dave

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  6. I can't stop wondering if STM is having the first "dialogue" with his penis. :D

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  7. perhaps STM was possessed by a demon with penis envy, since he appears to be having a conversation in an odd language with his penis. *giggles*

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  8. Lol... the gibberish reminds of me elementary music class - quarter notes and eighth notes and whole notes... ta ta, tee-tee ta, ta tee-tee-tee-tee ta...

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  9. Is STM ethnically Filipino?

    The little-kid word for "penis" in Tagalog (Filipino) is "titi" (rhymes with "pee-pee") and in Pangasinan (my parents' dialect/language) it's "patutin." He came awfully close.

    Magaling po kayo, STM! Good work, sir!

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  10. According to Google translate he is speaking in Albanian...
    What I got from it was "Free to be, free to be free, free to be free, not be without"

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  11. I hear "Two hats for my pony." Though I'm not sure which is cuter; a bunny with spats or a pony with spats...

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  12. albanian? you have got to be kidding me!!!! - adam

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  13. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer28 September 2010 at 17:10

    itzy bitzy bout time penalizing and planting seeds of doubt in our conversationalizing with ones own in a foreign language that talks back to STM'z delite'n nooo... nevermind, make that he caught one for slippin'up on a tongue twister in a beginners class of lessoning le blow below the belt, mixology sworn to swearing abitzslanging up and down the channel of gigglee gum drops...pepepepenis on purpose or not, said and caught in jest the time it takes to figure it out; get over it naught; giggles, 'n carry on deciphering the meaning and meaning what one sez and sezzing what one had meant...meanwhile,
    back of the class, a gigglin' wordathon continues...what phraze is next - is up for interpretation in a singalong strung out to dry humor in a language of love, that's luv to see ya slipup in innocence gone a thunder, silly guessing abouts this one liner, designer style in todaze pas de deux...
    a do do do, a da da dah...'um...ing along, sayagain, repeat

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  14. Yes, Adam! Albanian. Interesting, no?

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  15. Apparently Google does think it's Albanian. Most curious.

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  16. Who knew talking in ones sleep could be this much fun.

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  17. For some reason I'm reminded of the Red Dwarf episode where the crew landed on a parallel Earth where everything ran backwards, and the inhabitants thought the Dwarf crew were speaking Bulgarian.

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  18. I like the possibility of a Tagalog translation, it includes the penis reference and everything!

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  19. alesserformoffilth28 September 2010 at 23:54

    I love this stuff. Every time I check here my day gets better. Oh yeah the last bit is Albanian as well "free to be you" according to Google.

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  20. I wonder how many other languages STM knows.

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  21. STM has an Albanian penis? Who knew?!

    I'am at a loss about the bunny though! I find myself asking more questions! Such as, what exactly is this business that the bunny must appear to be about? And how, in the Blue Hell do you fit a rabbit for spats?

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  22. Wow STM knows Albanian!

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  23. OK, so we've got STM speaking in tongues......

    What's next? Prophecy? Snake handling? 7@=Q

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  24. Doesn't the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wear spats? (The Disney version)

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  25. Ohhhh! I heard two hats for my PONY too! And spats makes sense, because don't horses legs get bound sometimes? That would look like spats! And we know STM likes his pony...

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  26. latin?

    amo
    amas
    amat
    amamus
    amatis
    amant

    I don't even know if that's right.

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  27. @I'm not on drugs:

    Very good. Now try the past imperfect, future, past perfect and pluperfect tenses...... 7@=e

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  28. It's the pony... Adam wants a pony XD

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  29. German, French, now Albanian or Tagalog. STM is a multilingual genius!
    And I wonder how many personalities are talking in that quote.

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  30. Have you ever heard of "Kipper the dog"? its a preschool children's show... STM's voice sounds rather similar it at times and the pi ta pa... one would fit perfectly hilarious dubbed-over a seen from that cartoon... i think ill have to do it just for my own amusement!

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