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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 29 2010

"Good morning! Have a great day... somewhere else."

"HEY! Just because I said I love you doesn't mean I have to buy you something expensive."

"It's a cute dress. It's your face that freakin' ruins it."

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Karen's notes: Sorry, guys, had one of my recorder mishaps for those first two.

18 comments:

  1. A buther-face!

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  2. That first one made my day!! I just got back from the ER with a broken leg, and the STM update really made me smile! Thanks!

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  3. Anthony. Birmingham, England29 September 2010 08:50

    The second one would make an absolutely awesome Valentines Day card!!!!! STM is a Genius!

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  4. All of those... are so true. In particular the second. It could be turned around as well to be; "Hey! Just because you said you love me, doesn't mean you have to buy me something expensive." (Because I really hate it when guys think they can by or have to buy my love).

    Cup for the first, card for the second and t-shirt for the third. ;)

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  5. All three solid gold from STM today! Thanks, Adam and Karen.

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  6. t shirts for all of them, but the second one will make a great V-day's card!!! the first one would make a good coffee cup too.

    Karen - have you ever thought of doing a daily calendar? you can put a saying from STM on it for every day usage... something for the office.

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  7. That last one kills me !
    I sooooo needed that.

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  8. "Have a great day...somewhere else." so needs to be on a t-shirt!

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  9. "Just because I love you doesn't mean I have to buy you something expensive" Yeah, on what planet?

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  10. @ Anon 13:55
    I totally agree... Karen? January's coming...
    I'd buy daily calendars...

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  11. Daily calendar is an awesome idea!

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  12. I think the first one would make a great motivational poster for the office.

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  13. Would totally buy the daily calendar. Several. As gifts. Do consider it!

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  14. This is HILARIOUS! I just discovered this blog, and it's great!

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  15. Mug mug mug that first one belongs on a mug!

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  16. we are investigating calendars. we both think it is a great idea too. - adam

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  17. just remember you can make several... one for the office, (the first one from today would be good for it) and a second one for laughs or something like that.

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