"I'm losing faith in humanity, one faked orgasm at a time."
or click here"There is just so much of me. And it's all so totally fabulous. Totally."
or click here"Snortle!"
At this point, our little beagle, Molly, made a rather pig-like sound, to which Adam responded,
or click here(Molly licking...) "Stop licking the cheese. Every day with the licking of the cheese. Enough! (startled, Molly stops) Thank you. Cheese licker. Dirty cheese licker."
A few minutes later, Molly was innocently licking her paw:
or click here"Be nice. Be fucking nice. Have a nice fucking day, arsehole."
And finally, we have this total weirdness. Adam repeated, word for word, something he said a few days ago. Listen to this:
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