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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 9 2010

"I'm losing faith in humanity, one faked orgasm at a time."

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"There is just so much of me. And it's all so totally fabulous. Totally."
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At this point, our little beagle, Molly, made a rather pig-like sound, to which Adam responded,
"Snortle!"
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A few minutes later, Molly was innocently licking her paw:
(Molly licking...) "Stop licking the cheese. Every day with the licking of the cheese. Enough! (startled, Molly stops) Thank you. Cheese licker. Dirty cheese licker."
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And finally, we have this total weirdness. Adam repeated, word for word, something he said a few days ago. Listen to this:
"Be nice. Be fucking nice. Have a nice fucking day, arsehole."
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And now listen to this, from Sep 3:
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25 comments:

  1. hahahaha hilarious ones today! I love "snortle" and how weird that he repeated the asshole one!

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  2. I love today's lot they are hilerious ^^ dirty cheese licker... brilliant. Reminds me of a joke I heard... "Cheese... Milks leap to immortality"
    Thanks for the laughs guys
    from a giggling kiwi :)

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  3. "There is just so much of me. And it's all so totally fabulous. Totally."

    This should absolutely be on a tshirt!

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  4. Sounds like STM was channeling his inner Valley Girl for the totally fabulous one.

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  5. So many t-shirt worthy lines. But I do like the first one. It's both funny and sad at the same time.

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  6. Sleep Talkin Man like any great show occasionally has repeats.

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  7. I totally Love the first one - oh STM you still crack me up! Have a wonderful day K&A!
    (Canada)

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  8. A veritable onlaught of hilarity on my birthday! Thank you, STM :)

    And I love the first one, btw.

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  9. The first one was so amazingly awesome. Thank you, STM!

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  10. Karen, you maybe fooling Adam but you're not fooling STM!

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  11. That's awesome :-) STM makes my morning - I love to get on here and see what's new :-)

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  12. hahaha...lmao...i can't stop laughing. 'cheese licker'

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  13. Holly, what do you know? It's my birthday too! Laughing out loud to cheese-licking dogs is a great way to start the day!

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  14. "And it's all so fabulous" ~ this is the STM I love!

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  15. Hahaha I love ""Be nice. Be fucking nice. Have a nice fucking day, arsehole.""

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  16. Yes, "I'm losing faith in humanity. . . ." belongs on a t-shirt.

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  17. LOL!! "Every -day- with the licking of the cheese." His tone kills me.

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  18. LOL! Love the cheese licker.

    I've just awarded you the "Strange Men in Pinstripe Suits Blog Award." Nice job.

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  19. "Cheese licker"..... couldn't help but get an instant mental image of Wallace & Gromit (Sleep Talkin' Wallace?) 7@=Q

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  20. "snortel" should be the newest word to be added to the dictionary. so many uses! love it

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  21. I laughed so hard at "dirty cheese licker" that I snortled.

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  22. Loved the cheese one! So funny. Poor Molly!!
    Shana Tova to you both!

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  23. the first one should be the slogan of ever man on the face of the planet! lol
    snortle and dirty cheese licker... priceless!!

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  24. First comment is priceless :) Love it!

    KriS

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