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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 11 2010

"Brain cell pixelation is becoming more prevalent in nerd society. It needs to be studied more."

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"Not the maniacal army of lobotomized pigmy goats! You can hear their demented bleats. Listen. Ooooh."
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  1. "Lobotomized Pigmy Goats" !!!!!!!!


    Vampire Penguins and Zombie Guinea Pigs have real competition this Halloween!

    THANK YOU! AGAIN!!! for always having the best way to lift my spirits.

  2. as if pigmy goats weren't terrifying enough...

  3. I read your 'about' section, AKA, your love story and i think it really is a love story. You guys met and fell in love, parted company and pined for eachother for years, then managed to come back together! Your love story is lovley and inspiational and your husbands sleep talking is Hilarious!!
    From Lee in Australia

  4. I want to visit STM's virtual zoo. In addition to the vampire penguins, zombie guinea pigs and lobotomized pigmy goats, he has tea-drinking iquanas and ducks on swings. Not to mention Molly mountain goats, medium-sized unicorns and kittens with too many whiskers. What a hoot!!

  5. LMAO! (Holy big words batman!)

    Pretty much read the 4 above me, and I concur...
    except I'm Kim from Canada ;-)

  6. thank you everyone. really i am touched by your kind words. - adam

  7. Oh, that first one is perfect for a geek t-shirt. ;D Just perfect.

  8. vampire penguins, zombie guinea pigs and lobotomized pigmy goats oh my!
    I agree with Lora.... t shirt for the 1st one!
    hey adam... did you meet a nerd yesterday? or see a show on brain surgery?
    reminds me of a show I watched on PBS here in the states one time when I was a teenager. some doctor was performing a brain operation on someone and they filmed it. he was mapping the brain and asked the patient (who was wide awake during the surgery!) to count from 99 to 1, and as he was doing so. the patient got to 97 before the doctor found the speech part of the guy's brain. the guy was stuck saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

  9. hmmmm, I once had a dream about a unicorn goat which was the leader of a parade of animals. I was so fascinated by the unicorn goat I never looked at the rest of the animals and now I'm wondering if they weren't Adam's animals.

  10. Pygmy goats? *shudders* I hate those things. When I was a teenager I had a job after school at a preschool. They had a pygmy goat. (Long with a potbelly pig and a Shetland pony.) Despite the goat being neutered he humped EVERYTHING! The pig, the pony - when the chicken was alive he'd chase after it drying to hump the poor thing. (I eventually found the chicken dead in the hay. Crushed flat.) And of course, any time I bent over he was trying to hump me!

    Even STM! Bringing back memories of being violated by a neutered pygmy goat!

  11. I agree with Lora: "Brain Cell Pixelization" needs to be on a t-shirt. I'd buy one in an 8-bit heartbeat!

  12. The first one would make a GREAT shirt! Just my nerdy opinion. :)

  13. OMG, I need a Brain Cell Pixelization t-shirt for my nerd husband!!!

  14. Looks like it's time for "Campaign for Real Brains"......

    And if you think the Lobotomized Pygmy Goats are bad -
    wait til they unleash - the Monkeyrabbits! 7X=G

  15. Brain Cell Pixelization t-shirt for the win!

  16. Ug - the pygmy goats thing got so many bad memories dredged up I couldn't say, sarcastically, "THANKS STM!" I meant "Thanks" not "Even"! Oy vey!

    I hate pygmy goats.

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